Ch 4
Arthur smiled and squeezed Ford's hand. He took a step closer and started to run his free hand through Ford's ginger hair.
Ford flashed Arthur one of those frighteningly wide grins, then pushed Arthur on to the ground. Arthur looked up at Ford with confusion at first, than he grinned and grabbed Ford's hand, pulling him down as well.
Ford landed atop Arthur but slightly moved over, as not to rush things and scare Arthur. Ford brought his lips down to Arthur's for a sweet innocent kiss.
At this point Ford remembered who he was, and the innocence ended. Again Ford's lips met Arthur's, this time with much more force. Arthur didn't kiss him back. Ford looked into his eyes, an old Betelgeuse mating trick.
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about Betelgeuse mating tricks:
Betelgeuseans have many different mating tricks, though they do not know this as they come natural to them. When a Betelgeusean discovers that they may need extra help seducing a potential mate, they also do what seems natural to them: they look into they're partner's eyes. Doing this causes their potential mate to loose all hesitation.
Ford looked into Arthur's eyes.
Arthur looked back into Ford's eyes.
Ford again brought his lips crashing down on Arthur's, this time with Arthur Dent kissing back with equal intensity.
A/N well i hope you liked it. Ch 2 came so slowly, i'm sorry. I just couldn't sit and type. Now, on to chap 4!!! Please leave reviews!!! if i get enough, i'll add more limey content. You'll have to wait for lemony goodness though...not enough readers!