Disclaimer: Don't own LXG (watch me sob!), don't own Tom, who's in the story, Dorian, who's mentioned, or Quatermain, who's mentioned briefly, but not named. The boss person's mine, but I don't really care about him.

Although I don't technically own Shane West, I do in my mind.

A.N: Don't shoot me if the characters are OOC, I haven't read any of the books except The Picture of Dorian Gray, and I've seen the film of Dracula (not that that really counts.) I will read the Adventures of Tom Sawyer (someday), but for now I'll just have to make do with a second rate story.

Tom Sawyer the Vampire Slayer

"Ah....Mr Sawyer, I see you've decided to grace me with your presence," a voice came forth from the gloom of Tom's unlit 'bachelor pad'; his boss.

Working in the secret service, meant that Tom should be prepared at all times for a meeting. But no one could blame him for thinking that a meeting his own home was a little strange.

"Surprised Mr Sawyer?" his superior observed, "I should think that a secret agent would learn to expect the unexpected, at all times."

"Uh..... Hey sir," Tom said hastily, trying to cover up for his initial shock, which had (clearly) not gone unnoticed by his superior, "Yeah, sir, but isn't the office normally a better place to talk?"

"Indeed. In normal circumstances the office is the most secure place to meet. However, the mission I'm about to assign you is such a delicate matter, that I fear it could be jeopardised if it were to be overheard."

"And....what might that mission be?" Sawyer asked, his trademark smile showing his peaked interest.

His superior gave a sinister smile of his own.

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"Come on Sawyer, think," the handsome spy muttered decisively to himself. "How do you kill a vampire? I mean, they're already dead, for crying out loud." Unfortunately, he cried out that last part, causing alarmed passers by to stare. He pulled his hat further down to cover his face, and hurriedly walked on.

America had gotten wind of the plot for the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. The whole thing was meant to be a set up, and an immortal was supposed to collect the powers of the League to create weapons for the Fantom, in an attempt to start a world war. The League was: a hunter, a pirate, a vampiric chemist, an invisible man, and the last two were not yet accounted for. Naturally, the vampire was the immortal, and so had to be the traitor.

One boat trip later...

Tom watched as the League left the house of the self-named 'M.' He followed, and ended up outside the house of the beautiful Dorian Gray (A.N. by the way, that's from me not Tom, just in case you were wondering about his sexual orientation.). As the League entered the house, Tom noticed a crowd of men dressed in black. As they entered at the back of the house, Tom noticed one clearly inexperienced participant leaning against a wall, trying to catch his breath. Tom easily sneaked up behind him, lifted his helmet, and smashed it down on the man's head.

"Hey, mind if I borrow this?" he asked as the man sank to the floor, unconscious. In a few seconds, Tom had the man's uniform on, and entered the building.

He took his place in Gray's library, and winked at the old man who was leader of the League.

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