Vampires

Haru's Wild Imagination

Kyo and Haru crept around under the window to Shigure's office. Haru had told Kyo that the dog had been acting strangely. Staying up all night and sleep all day. Things vampire did. Or so he said.

They peeked into the room but he wasn't there. So the went to the living room. The spotted him watching TV. He had a glass of something red in his hand and something next to him but it was out of view.

"Let me get this straight.. You think that's blood and crispy human flesh. Like he fried it?" Kyo asked, pointing. Shigure drank some of the liquid and popped one of the 'flesh chips' into his mouth.

"Uh huh." Haru nodded. "GIVE ME A BREAK!" Kyo growled and hit him on the head. "You're going mental." and he walked off. Haru continued the post determinedly.

Tohru entered the room and Haru didn't hear what she asked for but Shigure handed her a couple chips and she sat down with him to watch the screen. She had her own glass of the red liquid.

'Tohru too!' He muttered to himself. In the next 10 minutes Yuki and even Kyo entered the room with the liquid and chips. Haru couldn't take it. He stood up straight and marched in there.

"Vampires!!!" He jumped in the middle of the group and smashed the table.

"Haru! What on earth are you doing?!" Yuki and Shigure asked.

"Kyo! You gave into them!" Haru looked at the cat. Kyo shrugged. "I was bored." he responded. Tohru was almost oblivious to the fact that Haru thought they were vampires or anything weird was happening at all. She turned and offered him a glass of the liquid.

"Here, Haru. A glass of tropical punch for you. And I can get you some potato chips if you want some. You're lucky. They horror movie marathon was about to start without you!" She smiled as Haru weakly took the glass.

"Monster... Movie... Marathon...?"


Earlier that day.

Haru was flipping through the tv guide and it showed a monster movie marathon.. the third movie was a vampire movie titled 'Dracula' then followed by another vampire movie. Haru was uninterested.

He glanced over as Shigure walked past with a bottle of red liquid and dropped it. His finger started bleeding and he sucked on it. Then he picked up the glass and kept going. Forgetting the marathon, Haru's eyes widened.

'Vampire!'... IDIOT..


Came to me while drinking tropical punch koolade and eating sour cream and onion chips. I had red marker on my hands and poof. A mini fic!