Disclaimer: Don't Own, Don't sew ....

M: Ok maybe it's time to explain ourselves to our readers (if we have any). K?

K: Hmmm do what ever you like I'm not here right now ... your talking to your self ... again.

M: Right. Anyway, this is ME and my Sis's story. Were writing it because WE 1: wants these dudes. 2: We think it's funny & 3: Wanted to do something with all the insanity in our heads ( it's better off out here then in there...)

P.s: You might need this from about now on....

: commentary : # action # " speech " 'thoughts' =telepathic communication=

Chapter 2: No seriously ... what are we going to do?

"No seriously ... what are we going to do?" Tish was starting to panic ... they had nothing, were no one and could be no one ...

#Any second she'll start flapping round and hyperventilating# "Ok, the way I figure it, our best bet is to find the X-men, we may not be mutants ... but they've dealt with shit like this before." #Hopefully#

"Ok, fine we go find the X-men and ask them to ... #dermatic flapping of arms and swooning# save us ...."

"Right you seem to be gripping the concept #pokes out tongue# so move it swoon girl."

: Tish and Jet wandered to the end of the ally and stuck there heads out :

"So which way?"

Jet sighed, "I don't know ... lets just go for a little walk and see where that gets us ... wait what have we got on us?"

"Well you've got our gameboys, some clothing and I've got our wollets/passpaorts and money ... or I did ... it kinda didn't come with us ... I might have kinda dropped it ..."

More heavy sighing from Jet "... only you"

"No wait isn't it a good sigh, when were asked who we are they can't prove nothing ..."

"They can't prove anything and yes it might be a good thing - lets go for a walk and see what's around .."

"Hay you got any food I'm starving."

"No all the food was in your bag genius."

"Gee If I knew we were going to get sucked into another dimension, then maybe I would have cared a bit more ..."

: The two girls wander off out of the ally, not knowing what's looming just round the corner:

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"What do we want ?"

"Mutants tagged!"

"WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!?!?!"

"NOW !!!!"

The crowed roared.

: OK so it was only fifty extremists, voicing an ever dwinderling opinion, but still fifty morons with a voice is worse then fifty with out one:

"Oh look extremists! ... Sick can I go play"

"Sit"

"HAY!"

"Do not even look at them we are looking for the X-Men!"

"I RESENT THAT ..."

"No you resemble that ..."

: Whilst our two heroines were bickering on the corner they were noticed by two of the protestors ...:

"Hay Jack, do you see what I see?"

Yeah, lets show 'em what we think of mutants and mutant sympathisers ..."

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"Ummmm, Jet I hate to interrupt you mid rant and all, but a couple of those idiots over there are coming over here and it doesn't look like there going be asking you out for a drink ...".

"What are you ..."

#Glass bottle flies past Jet's head and smashes on the wall behind her.#

"... one word - R.U.N."

: Jet grabbed her sister and bolted around the corner back towards the ally where they arrived.:

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"Look the mutant bitch and her friend are running away"

"Get them!!! Make an example of them !!!"

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"Did he just call me a bitch?"

"No Tish he was talking to me ..."

"Gee great I'm just 'the friend' ..."

"Fine you can be the 'mutant bitch' right now it doesn't matter were being chased by fifty drunk morons on a grudge run, do you really want them to catch us?"

"Eeep."

: Jet and Tish wind there way through the back allies, trying not to get lost, and caught at the same time.:

"Why are they chasing us, we've only been here five fucking minuets and were being chased..."

"My guess is your reputation precedes you..."

"When we get through this remind me to beat you up Jet ..."

"When I get us through this I'll lay down and let you beat me."

"Cool. Really?"

"No."

"Shit"

"What is it Tish?"

"What you can't see the wire mesh fence at the end of the ally with the nice fluffy razor wire on top?"

"Tish I can't see five meters in front of me at the moment, so I don't know how you can ..."

#Sound of Jet hitting wire mesh fence #

".... Oh THIS fence?"

"Uh-huh"

"Shit"

#Sounds of mob coming running around the alleys in the background#

"Tish we HAVE to go over..."

"Ummm Razor wire ..."

"... MOB RING A BELL?!?!?"

#Sounds of mob getting closer#

". . . Ok fine how do we do this?"

"When you get to the top just try to throw yourself over ... it's only 7 feet high ..."

#Back down the ally#

"Where'd they go? - I saw them run down here ...."

#footsteps coming down there ally#

"Yeah great ONLY SEVEN FEET."

#The girls begin to climb - Tish half jumps to the top #

'This or the mob, this or the mob. It's only seven feet it's only seven feet. DON'T THINK OF THE RAZOR WIRE'

"Tish jump, I'll come over after you."

"Great so you can use me as the landing cushion this time."

#Tish grits her teeth and jumps expecting to feel her self catching on the razor wire any second. To her surprise she clears the razor wire and lands on the ground in a cat like crouch#

'How the fuck did I do that?'

"Jet ... Jet are you coming?"

#Back down the ally#

"Look there they are climbing the fence ..."

"We got 'em now boys"

'Thank god Tish made it, she would have freaked if she had to do what I'm about to ... shit they saw me, time to put all those gym lessons to good use'

"JET HURRY!!! Today would be nice you know kinda, you know unless your busy." #Tish flaps and hyperventilates#

#Jet climbed to the very top and dug the toes of her boots into the gaps of the mesh#

'Just do it and don't think about it'

#Reaching up she grabbed the wire trying to avoid the razor parts. Using all the strength in her lower body she kicked out up and flexing and twisting various mussels Jet pushed up till she was vertical with the fence. For a second she teetered, her mussels and hands screaming, before like a pro she pushed off and half flipped, landing in a perfect gymnast stance on the ground next to her sister.#

"I give it 9 out of 10. You couldn't resist rubbing in your little gym success thing could you?"

"Gee thanks and why did I lose that one point there?"

"You caught your hands on the fence ... here."

#Tish hands her sister a bandana and a hanky to wrap her now bleeding hands.#

"Shit those cuts look deep in places ..."

"I'll be fine." Jet snaped. "We have to move now!" 'and find some where to hide out, before I pass out'

"Ok lets go then ..."

# The two girls sprint off down the ally looking for somewhere to escape.#

"Who ever designed this place designed it like a fucking labyrinth."

"Yeah I can't wait to get to hell 'cause I'm going to find the dude and kill him again."

"... Ok, only if I can help?"

"Deal."

"My butt's itchy."

"Thanks Tish, like I needed to no that.... You no, maybe it's because you've got a fuching TAIL STICKING OUT OF YOUR ARSE!!!"

"WHAT!! Where? Holly shit! I've got a tail! Well wouldn't you no? Of all the handy-dandy factors of life."

"No wonder they were chasing us, you mutant freak! # pokes out tongue#."

"Hay Jet, where'd the mutant protestors go? I lost track of them."

"Dose it MATTER? What matters is that there not behind us!"

"Jet wait, THERE BACK!!! Again with the whole running thing, jeeze this whole chasing gig is really loosing it's appeal"

"Yeah I don't know why US ?!?!? We were only here five FUCKING minuets it's not like we are mutants I mean, this morning I was NORMAL!!!"

#SMACK#

"Owe ... I just ran into a rather soiled wall ... a warm solid wall ..... Hellooo solider."

"Shit"

"Yeah tell me about it"

"Get behind us we will deal with this rabble"

#.... Tish and Jet stands shocked still ...#

=Scott honey, there extremely confused=

"Hay kid you wanna live?"

"Say what dude?"

"Tish do what the nice buff man says."

"Jet." Tish hisses, "Jet." Out the side of her mouth ... "Jet I think we found them ..."

Through her teeth, "I know ..."

"Look angel can you lift them to the roof top?"

"Yes Scott".

# Suddenly someone lands between Tish and Jet. Tish is grabbed round the waist and hoisted into the air and onto a roof top#

=Honey, Peter is coming in to pick up the other one and watch them up there while we deal with this.=

=Fine just do it, we knew there may be problems with this anti-mutant rally tonight, but this looks like it could be nasty.=

:Mean while:

"Hay you come back here with my sister."

"COOL WINGS ... are they real ... wait, PUT ME DOWN!!! ARGH !!!!"

:The winged 'stranger' complied dropping Tish on the roof top. Again Tish lands in a cat like crouch. Mean while Jet stands staring at the blue and red latex wearing dude flying towards her on web:

"Oh no, Don't even think ... arggghhh! SHIT!"

"Here you go Miss, safe and sound ..."

Bite me! "Don't ever do that again"

"Hay at least your saviour was polite!"

"Bite me!"

"Look can you two behave up here, we'll just pop down there for a minute."

:Tish and Jet smile and nod: "Ummmm we were just saved by Spidey and the X-men ..."

"Yep"

"We really are in another universe hay?"

"yep"

"Jet you ok?"

"... yep"

:Jet leans back against the wall and slowly slides down ...: "Tish whatever you do DON'T give away who we are and where we're from ok?"

"Jet you SHORE your ok?"

"... Hmmmmm, yeah I'm fine I'll just sit here a while, you know losing blood and all..."

"Don't you wana see them kick but to save little old you?"

"I'd love to really but right now I'll conserve my energy thanks."

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#Fight scene goes on below - these guys were looking for mutants and now they've found some to fight. However the X-people miss the dude climbing the fire escape onto the roof ... #

"Jet you should see this ..."

"Tish ... behind you!"

"Huh."

"DIE MUTANT SCUM !!!"

#With super speed and agility that was defiantly inhuman she ducked the on coming fist and missed the upper cut that followed through, flying back a meter or two she lands hitting her head#

"Lets play little bitch."

"Don't, mess, with my, sister."

#Jet hissed while struggles to her feet, running souly on adrenalin #

"Come on little bitch, what you gonna do your muttie friends can't save you now."

"Oh GOD how clichéd. I don't know what I'm GOING to do but you're not going to walk away from me. I have been running round these back ally's trying to get away from you morons for hours, my hands will never be the same again, I will never play the piano again. And mate I am PISSED! My sister may be a mutant, but she still shouldn't have to run from you morons, now get the FUCK away from her you BITCH!"

#Whilst ranting, without knowing Jet was 'powering up' so to speak, she was currently glowing purple and her eyes were dark and glowing. The moron in question was now almost cowering.#

'Looks like her sister aint the only mutant in the family, stupid bitch - I'll show this mutant scum'

#As he steeped forward to through a punch everything exploded in a purple light...#

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=Jean what was that?=

=I think that was one of those girls.=

"Someone get up there everything is under control down here."

Spidey "I'm on it."

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#On the roof, Tish was crouched next to Jet#

'There's a pules, thank God. What was that all about. Shit, she's bleeding pretty heavily. I need some ...'

"What happened here?"

'... help oh ah Spidey me any day!'

"She exploded ... WHAT!? That dude attacked us ... nice of someone to come save us by the way ... can someone do something about the bleeding and all."

"No prob" #Splat# #Splat#

:Spiderman used his web as a temporary bandage:

"Cool, that must come in handy when shaving!"

"You have nooooooooo idea"

:Wolverine halls himself up onto the building:

"What happened to that guy?" he growled out.

"Him, I decided I was hungry, Kentucky fried moron anyone?"

:Wolverine cocks an eyebrow at the unruly teen:

"Yeah shore, I'll have an arm."

=Logan, what's going on up there?=

=You don't really want to know.=

=Logan!=

=One's out cold and I wish the other one was to.=

=Ok Scott says we take them home.=

"Hay kid shut up for a second."

:Tish had been babbling to Spiderman none stop.:

"Bite me."

#Shnikt# "Where?"

"Wolverine, what did Jean say?"

"These two come with us and were leaving now."

"Ok, I'll deal with the fried chicken ass."

"Can you get this one down first?"

:Logan picks up Jet, and goes to jump off the building.:

"Hay! Be careful with her, she'd be kinda hard to replace."

#Logan rolls his eyes and jumps# 'Why do I bother?'

"Hay kid, need a hand getting down?"

"It's Latitia to you dude."

"Well it's Spiderman to you."

"Whatever web head."

#Snort# 'This kid's cute in an impossibly annoying way.'

:Mean while Spidey hooks up some web:

"It'll be cooler if you absail down."

"HAY YOU ROCK SPIDEY!"

"Your welcome. All in a days work of your friendly neighbourhood Spiderman. But I've gotta fly, see you ... kid" #Spidey scoops up the unicornous dude and flies off.

"I look forward to it web head!"

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"Logan, where's the other one?" The red haired telepath inquired.

#Logan sighed# "unfortunately, most likely on her way ..."

"Wooooooo hooooooo!!!!!!!" # Tish proceeds to half fall half absail to the ground, stopping inches from the ground#

Flipping onto her feet. "That was so cool lets do it again!!"

Logan growled "Get in the jet."

"SIR YES SIR !!!!" #Tish ironically saluted Logan and marched onto the jet.#

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'ARGH! My head is going to EXPLODE!!! ... Dam I shouldn't think so loud ... man wonder if I ate something funny on the plane over ... I hope Tish is ok ... wait.'

#Jet grudging opened one eye to find her sister leaning over her filling her view frame....#

"Gah! You're awake!"

"What happened?"

"You were knocked out"

"No shit Sherlock. What happened AFTER I was knocked out."

"You woke up!"

#Gropes, trying to find something to through. Grabs on to a warm thing next to her.#

"Do you mind chere? Dat is not somet'ing you really want te be grabb'en at here an' now, but if yer want te continue later when ye'r feeling better ..."

:Jet goes red - from fury or embarrassment no one is shore.:

:Tish still filled Jet's field of vision though both eyes were back to being closed. Tish could swear she was muttering about her death.:

'FUCK!'

#Tish grinned even more evilly (if that's possible)#

"Jet I'd like you to meat Remy Lebeau, he's the guy next to you, that you were groping a moment ago."

:Jet finally opened both eyes to meat the sight of the roof of a jet. She appeared to be strapped down to a medical gurney. To her left was a smirking Cajun.

"HI! My names Jacinta, sorry about that, I was looking for something to hurl at my sister, she often wakes me up like this and I smack her over the head with a shoe, or a brick ... whatever's closest ... it almost explains why she is how she is. Sometimes I feel guilty. Then I remember she was like this when I started."

"Oh you must be still delusional .. Time to dope you up again .... Not like that's any different from your usual state of mind..."

"Touch me and I shoot you."

"Yeah with what???"

"Just you wait till I get a gun ..."

"Oh I'm waiting ..."

"Don't make me get up and kick your arse ... I'm still the big sister and I can still thrash you anytime any place."

"Oh yeah, do it."

"Just give me a sec to convince my legs to move and it's on!"

"Chere, yer could jus' sit 'ere an' talk te me ... we'll send ye'r sister over dere to talk to Scott."

"Tee hee, that could be fun ... I can mess with his brain!!!"

Logan glances over; "What brain."

Tish #Snort#.

Storm glides past; "Hows the patient doing?"

"Well she's conscious ... she's fine."

"Weren't you leaving?"

"Right, off to play with Scott's fragile mental state... late-ers!"

"Yer know chere, I almost feel sorry for dat man ..."

"Almost."

"She always lahk dat?"

"Only when she's awake."

:On her way over to mess with Scott's head, there was a moment of turbulence and Tish was thrown to the side. And found herself in the lap of a rather surprised blue fuzzy elf.:

"Guten Tuge."

"Ummm hi."

Jean suddenly cut in "Sorry about that people - we land in five minuets."

"Super ... can't wait."

"So vhat's your name miss?"

Hay why wasn't Remy this polite? ... Wait this is a gentleman and Remy's a heart breaker ... LUCKY ME!

"My names Latitia ... call me Tish #sticks out hand# ... you are?" 'cough Nightcrawler cough'

"Kurt Vagner"

"Pleasure" :Tish struggles out of his lap only to be throne back as the jet goes in to land:

"You know what I think I'll just stay here, this is a great spot for the moment."

"Your more zen velcome." :Kurt smilkes while blushing slightly.:

:On the other side of the jet at the same time.:

"Chere, ye ok? ... I no some people 'ave trouble fly'en in jets like dis one."

"I'm fine."

"Ya' shore?"

"Yeah ... #Looking pointedly down at the arm throne across her bust, cocking eyebrow# ... They have great seatbelts in this jet."

"So where ye from?" :Remy ecnores the coment.:

#Raising eyebrow at the arm that's moved down lower across her waste #

"Around." #Try's sit up, in the process removes Remy's arm.#

"Mah Cherie, ye shouldn't do dat."

#Take's her hand with one hand and places the other on her shoulder then gently forces her to lay her back down.

"Ye not get'en up till da jet lands."

#Frustrated growl# "FINE"

"Good, Remy will sit 'ere an' look after ye, land'en can be quite disturb'en fer dose who've never landed in da jet before. "

"Great. Thanks Remy." #rolls eyes#

"Ye very welcome mah cherie."

"My name is Jacinta ... everyone call me Jet."

"Ah but Remy not everyone, Chere."

#Growl# God he's hot, but Dam he's annoying ... I'll over look the fact he's holding my hand still for the moment ...

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That's all folks – long and rambling BUT FUN TOO. We'll work on the accents and we appreciate reviews . LOVE YOU ALL ... must sleep now!