A/N: PLEASE READ THIS WILL HELP YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON !!!!

This story is comprised from our general knowledge of the VAROUS comiccartoonmovie verses. We are making it EXACTLY how WE would like it if WE were there ... To explain, Bobby an Rogue ARE dating like in the movie, however Gambit is an adult Jean, Scott, Hank, Storm and Logan are to and are the teachers AND staff. Xavier OF COURSE is there in charge. Everyone else are students - ALL the X-people are there but we're only going to use the charters we know well … just pretend your favourite is there having fun with us if we don't add himher in. This is going to be HUGE !!! It has a plot - I (M speaking) even mapped it out K didn't want to but we have a plan. There are going to be a lot of short and hopefully funny chapters soon these will be interludes into our charters lives at the mansion etc - then we'll have the major plot back for some HUGE chapters of fun and mayhem!

::Telepathy:: 'thoughts' "talking" #random actions#

Chapter: 3.

Tish raised her eyebrow and smirked '… So, Jet looks cosy with her all time favourite X-man … I wonder, now we're here … oh I am SO evil … FUN for the whole family!'

"Vhat are you smiling at?"

"Just enjoying the lovely company …."

#Nightcrawler blush's under the fur.#

'Hay, purple looks good on him! Almost as good as pink looks on Jet.'

"So, ummmm like where are we going?" 'That's right the Barbie act will do for now … can't scare them to much … at first.'

"Ve are going to a place vhere you can be safe, like a haven for mutants. Zeir are people zere who can help you vith vhat your going through."

"And it's like what, an army base?" 'Smirk I am soooooooo evil.'

"Vhat! Nien never, it is a school."

"Ooooh cool, so the government is training mutant solders."

"Nien, nien. Look, I really should let zee Professor explain all zis. All zat matters is zat your safe."

#Jet lands#

"Ok people, we're down, lets get these kid's down to see Hank and the Professor."

'Man Scott can be so god dam patronising - I'm almost 21! I don't even look like a teenager, next he'll be ordering someone to carry me … oh god no why is Remy unbuckling me ….'

"What do you think your doing, I'm not an invalid."

"It's just ye lost a lot o' blood, an' used a lot o' energy, Remy can't let'cha walk."

"No I'm fine."

"No Remy insists."

"Really. I'm fine."

"No really, Remy insists."

"Really. I'm fine. #Exasperated sigh# I can walk."

"You shore …."

"Yes… thank you."

#Meanwhile, the x-men unload there gear.

Scott glances over at Remy and Jet.#

::Jean, ask Remy to take this please.::

::Why me Scott?::

::He responds better to you darling.::

::Are you implying something Scott?::

::Yes Jean, I'm implying that your an incredibly beautiful women, and that the Cajun over there knows it. He also likes to annoy ME as much as he can and today he's reached his limit. If I go ask him, someone will get hurt.::

::Fine.::

#Scott sighs to him self and turns to find the other mutant.#

"Hi."

'Why me?' "Go with Bobby get your sister, then he'll take you to the med lab."

'That sounded like an order … I DO NOT take orders … Except from Jet.' "You didn't say please."

"Now."

"PLEASE"

"NOW!"

#Tish grips the seat under her and unconsciously bears her newly grown fangs …#

"Please come vith me Tish, Bobby and I vill take you zere."

"Ok." #Tish eagerly bounds off over to Jet. Leaving a glairing Scott behind her.# (Not that anyone can tell he's glairing.)

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Out side the jet:

#Tish bounds around, singing# "1,2,3 take my hand and come with me, 'cause you look so fine. And I really wana make yo mine … bow! BOW! BOW! BOW BOW, BOW!"

"Here, take my arm and let me hulp you."

"COME ON – EVERYBODY NOW! BOW BOW BOW …"

"Thanks … ummm Kurt isn't it?" 'Cough cough'

"Ja, so how you feeling?"

"Little bit under the weather…"

#Chuckling# "Yeah I know zat feeling."

"So where are we?" 'Xavier's School for the Gifted.'

"Xavier's School for zee Gifted."

'BINGO!' "So It's like a school for smart kids?" 'Barbie act never fails!'

" No, for kid's like you and your sister."

"I'm twenty."

"Oh, vell …."

"Don't worry, I'll take it as a complement to my youthful looks and you not saying I'm immature."

"Yeah,… danke schonehow old is she … just so I don't mess it up."

#Both glance over to Tish prancing round Scott, who as it happens looks like he's going to blast her 'singing'# "BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW !!!!"

"She's got the looks of a seventeen year old …"

#Logan wanders past muttering# "She looks Six to me."

"And the brains of a six year old."

"HAY … you're my sister. Your on my side."

"All's fair in love and war."

#Grumbling to her self# 'Yeah if this is war, I'm going to paint you PINK … my favourite colour on my sister ….'

#Tish bounces up on Jet and Kurt bounding in between them. 'Accidentally' tripping Jet and 'Accidentally' bumping her into Remy.# 'All's fair in love and war ….'

"Oof"

"Grone"

"Chere, what happened."

#Deadpan# "The floor attacked my feet. Why? What were you thinking happened?"

"Look I really must insist…" #Remy is interrupted by Logan hauling Jet up and over his shoulder.#

#Under her breath# "Is this really necessary?!?"

#Logan smirks# "I thought I'd save you from the Cajun, he's a bit full on at first."

"Thanks. #Jet smiles to her self.# Besides the view aint bad from here."

#Tish walks between Bobby and Kurt, smirking at her sister swinging along like a potato sack.#

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The med lab.

"So where did the X-dudes go? And more to the point why did they leave us alone here … with all these potential TOYS!"

'Fuck, why did they leave me alone with SOMEONE WHO CLEARLY ESCAPED FROM A MENTAL WARD!' "Don't you pay attention?"

"No."

#Sigh# "That was a rhetorical question. They've gone to get the doctor, it's 2.30am and he's in bed."

"It takes ALL of them!?!"

"I assume some of them are cleaning up and GOING TO BED!"

#Pause#

"I'm bored."

"Dose it look like I give a rats arse? Entertain your self!"

#Tish sits down and thinks for a minute.#

#Pause.#

#Tish removes her shoes and hurls them at Jet one by one.#

#Perfectly calm.# "Something that doesn't involve me."

#Pause#

#Tish launches her self off the bench top on to the floor and promptly falls on her arse (because of slippery tiles).#

"Graceful." #Smirk.#

"Shut up." #Glair#

#Tish stands and begins to walk round the Med lab, poking various pieces of equipment as she goes. As she walks her feet slip slightly on the floor. Tish looks down and cocks an eyebrow.#

"Interesting."

"What?"

"Nothing" 'YET!'

#Tish tentivly slides her feet across the floor.#

"When you say that I worry, don't I look worried?" #Jet dead pan's.#

"Watch this!"

#Tish begins to slide around the lab on socks.#

"Come on … you know you want to!"

"No."

#Pause#

'What the hell. They already know I'm related to her!'

#Jet pulls off her boots and joins her sister.#

Tish: "YEEEEE-HAAAAW!!!"

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . In Hanks lab.

#Scott sighs whilst watching the two girls slideglide around the med lab - now bouncing off various pieces of equipment.#

"Professor, is it really wise to offer those two asylum?"

#Tenting his fingers Professor Charles Xavier arches an eyebrow.# 'I have offered you, Logan, Marrow and BOOM BOOM asylum – I doubt it's as bad as it seams Scott …'

::At least there having fun.::

"There probably traumatised."

'What ever helps you sleep at night Scott.' "Yes well, Scott, we will see. Now Hank, one of them is injured and they both need a physical. It appears the pair of them mutated tonight, with no prior signs. We need to do scans now encase there are side effects we should know of. I am sorry to ask you to do this so late."

"Professor, of course this doctor completely understands what was required of him when he took the position here, as chief healer of those insane enough to fight for truth, justice, beauty and all that other stuff ….."

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The med lab.

#Hank opens the door only to find two girls on the floor laughing. Tish glances up.#

"No more LSD for ME!"

#Jet sighs and Hank cocks an eyebrow.#

"Good evening ladies. My name is Doctor Hank McCoy, my friends call me Beast."

#Tish looks up.# "My friends call me God."

"Hi, I'm Jacinta or Jet. That thing is my younger sister Latitia."

"It's Tish, I'm only Latitia #waves arms around in a poncy manner# when I'm in shit. Besides I told you, my friends and that now includes you my favourite blue teddy bear call me GOD."

"Riiiight … well, Jacinta come with me."

"Hay Jet, my butt's still itchy."

#Hank raises eyebrow.#

#Jet sighs,# "That could … just maybe … have something … to do … with … the TAIL sticking out of it!!!"

"I HAVE A TAIL !!!???!!!???"

"We have been over this."

"But we were running in fear for our lives at the time and it kinda didn't register."

#Hank mutters,# "One wonders how mush DOSE register."

"HAY!!"

"Ok were going away right Doc …"

"Hmmm, yes this way." 'I could make her a great case study for a psychology class.'

#Hank lead Jet to an examination room and sits her down.#

"Your sister is … unique."

"That's the nice way to say odd, wait that could be to nice, insane maybe? "

"Was she ever dropped on her head …."

#Hank and Jet share a grin.#

"Ok I'm going to deal with your hands and give you a general examination and run some tests. After that I'll ask some questions if that's ok."

"Shoot."

#We see Hank remove the bandage and smile at the spidey goo.#

'This stuff, I could make a mint if it was bottled'

#Hank remove the web and cringes.# 'How did she do THIS!'

"… I grabbed razor wire and flipped over a fence … if your interested."

"Nicely done. You thoroughly tore your hands to ribbons"

"Yeah, it's one of my best - # Jet looks highly upset.# - I know I'll never play properly again, but the other option was WAY worse."

"Well it wont be to bad, scared yes, but tomorrow I'll operate on the worst lacerations and you'll be as good new … what do you play?"

"Piano, I have short fat fingers and will never be a master. But I love the sound, I love to play."

#Hank smiles# "I myself am partial to the sounds of a screaming guitar … however I'm not really allowed to do to much – it would ruin my image you see."

#Snort# "And what's that – giant scary teddy bear on steroids OR the unappreciated genius? "

"Giant scary unappreciated blue teddy, everyone already knows I'm a genius. "

#Laughter all round, even if there are a few grimaces from Jet. They fall into silence, only speaking now to instruct#.

'At least it's not an Uncomfortable silence …'

. . . . . . . . . . .. . . . Med lab

#Tish lays on one of the tables, counting cracks in the ceiling ….#

"… One, one, one, one, one, one, one. DAM this is a BORING ceiling!"

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . Examination room.

"Ok, question time. Feel free not to answer any questions that you feel are too personal. Name?"

"Jacinta, Hope."

Surname?

"Nope."

"Age?

"20."

"Origin?"

"Mars #Jet smirks# … Australia, I think." 'I'll just keep him wondering so he's at a loss for any real origin. HA! Hope he has fun trying to track us down...'

"Family?"

"Tish."

#Hank continues on and on and on. Trying to get enough information to find out who these girls are, whilst Jet uses all her 'smarts' to redirect the conversation carefully away from topics that border on dangerous..#

"All right that is all. Just hang on one moment and I'll call for someone to take you up to your room."

"Is Tish going to be with me …?"

"Yes, we'll put you in a student room for the moment."

"Ok, thankyou, see you tomorrow." Thank god I already know how Tish's interview will go.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Examination room.

#Hank begins the basic physical, cleaning wounds and running tests….#

'I HATE silence.'

"You have a really boring ceiling."

#Hank cocks eye brow # "… ok."

"What the silence was DEFENING!"

…………….. Later.

"Name?" 'Latitia Faith.'

"Bob … wait no I'm Fred today ."#Tish grins manically.#

"Uh-huh," #Hank sighs, lucky he was a smart genius and asked Jet about her sister before she left. But still he had to conduct the interview.# "Surname?"

"What's your name?"

"Hank McCoy …"

"McCoy … I like the name!"

#Suspiciously# "Thank you…?"

"I'll be Latitia Faith McCoy!"

#Hank grones mentally# 'Don't let her see your weakness - this is going to be a looooong night!' "Age?"

"One hundred and forty nine, nine hundred and sixteen thousand hours."

#Hank just sat and stared at Tish for a moment, somewhat impressed with this sum, well she obviously had rehearsed it, but it was obvious she wasn't quite as stupid as he thought.#

'A REALLY long night' "…..I'll put down six shall I?"

"HAY! #Smugly# Can't you work out simple math?"

#ignoring her# "Origin?"

"Jupiter … no wait YOUR ANUS!"

#Muttering# "A REALLY, REALLY long night!"

"Huh?"

#Innocently# "Nothing."

#Scowl# "That's what I thought."

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . End of chapter

#W.B Movie World music# K:THAT'S ALL FOKES!

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