Whew. Haven't done a YYH fic in a while. Let's see how random I can get within the next five minutes.

Disclaimer: I don't own YYH.

Chapter #1

Yusuke was having problems. Not problems of the demons-taking-over-the-world variety. Oh no.

His mom had bought him a computer. She actually expected him to use it.

But the damn thing wouldn't work right.

"It doesn't work, Kurama." Yusuke had called Kurama over for technical advice. Four minutes later Kuwabara appeared looking for his kitten. Twenty-six minutes later Hiei showed up demanding food.

"It's not my job to feed you," Yusuke had yelled. Then he punched his computer.

"That can't be very good for it," Kurama pointed out sensibly.

Hiei shrugged. "It's not my fault. That furry thing under Kuwabara's bed didn't keep me filled up."

Kuwabara paled.

"YOU ATE MY KITTEN?"

Kurama sighed, and turned back to the computer.

"I think I can get this to work. The program's just a little different than I'm used to." Kurama rolled his eyes at Yusuke's screensaver. "Interesting young lady, Yusuke."

Kuwabara momentarily forgot his kitten and looked over Kurama's shoulder. "How does she get her legs to bend like that?" He frowned. "Does Keiko know about this?"

"Shut up."

Hiei's eyes grew wide as he surveyed the oddly dressed human floating across Yusuke's screen. "Interesting."

The boys continued to fiddle with the machine, and thus failed to notice Kurama's backpack start to shake. Leafy tendrils wound their way up the table leg, and directly into the back of the monitor.

"What the heck?" Yusuke growled as the screen went blank. "That thing's brand-new! What did you do to it, Kurama?"

"Me?" Kurama tapped frantically at random buttons. "I didn't do anything!"

"It's like someone fried it with weird demon powers!" Kuwabara cried dramatically.

Everyone looked at Hiei.

"It wasn't me." He glared. "Idiots."

Yusuke fumed. "My mom spent all her drinking money on this! She's going to kill me when she finds out!" He turned a sickly green. "Or worse…she might get so depressed she'll get herself sober!"

The screen flashed brightly.

Hiei drew his sword. "What's going on with this human instrument?"

"I don't know." Kurama jumped back as the computer screen swirled over with pink and purple colors. A shape appeared.

"Hello Friends!" The shape called out. It turned itself into a bunny. "I am Sir Softy, the Cyber Sweetie. Please follow me, and the miracle of the internet shall be revealed."

"The miracle of the internet?" Kuwabara repeated doubtfully.

"Oh yes," Sir Softy said cheerfully. "Come on in."

Waving his pink bunny paw, Sir Softy summoned all his super-softy-bunny-powers, and pulled the boys into the computer with a very nifty flash of silver light.

"Ha." Softy nodded to himself happily. "Sailor Moon ain't got nothing on me."

Sir Softy. Hmmm...this should be fun.