A/N: this is just something I made because I was bored.
Chapter one
Bob the Heartless
Cast
Bob: shadow heartless, star
Knight #1: knight heartless, brief appearance
Knight #2: knight heartless, brief appearance
Sora: keyblade wielder brief appearance (a/n sorry but he will at least be in every chapter)
Donald: duck appears with Sora
Goofy: … I haven't figured out what he is but I think he is a dog, will appear with Sora
Merlin: wizard, brief appearances
Final fantasy charters: will appear at random, different types
Scenery: you will see
King-of-death
Scene one:
Scene opens to what looks like the Honey tree in pooh's world
Bob enters
Bob: hi every onemy name is bob and I am staring in a play. By me.
He looks around and sees scenery
Bob: I wonder if this is real
He walks up to a bush and trips on a twig
Bob: whoa!
Falls on bush and the bush snaps in half. Scenery comes alive and starts beating the every living crap out of him, performs surgery to repair the bush, then has a tea party.
Bob: stirs
Honey tree: HE IS STILL ALIVE!!!!
Log: GET HIM!!!!!
They continue to kill him then go back to there normal places (expect the bush who moves to a new spot)
Knights #1 and 2 appear.
#1: OH NO! Get the stretcher!
Stretcher suddenly appears.
#1: okay let's take him back stage
King-of-death appears
KOD: ok let's take this backstage and then follow bob wherever he goes
Screen fades
Screen fades back in backstage
Heartless walk on
Knight #1: Okay let's take him to his dressing room
Knight #2: at head yawn drops stretcher at to of stairs
#1: OH NO! Lets go of stretcher
Bob falls down the steps ad hits a closed door
Door opens. Bob slides though a lot of those double door thing you see at the hospital in movies. See antenna suddenly caches on fire. Stops in front of a HUGE pile of TNT.
TNT: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Bob flies sky high and lands in front of Sora, Donald, and Goofy in traverse town.
Sora and the gang proceed to beat him up then walk off.
Bob limps into the accessory shop.
Cid sees him and whacks him repeatedly with a staff
Bob: ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Bob appears in hotel in second district king-of-death is behind the counter
Bob: I know you from somewhere but the major concussion case of amnesia and giant bump on my head has made me forget.
KOD: do you want a room
Bob: huh oh yea sure it is not like things can get any worst
KOD: oh they will
Bob: huh
KOD: nothing here are you keys
Bob: right
Bob walks into the one room that is not in the game
Bob lies on the bed and is suddenly erupts into flames then returns to normal but bob is charred.
KOD: oh and don't sit on the bed. Or the floor or the chair but the balcony might be safe.
So bob rolls over onto the floor and a safe falls on him.
He crawls out from under the safe and uses the chair to get up.
Which it along with all the other scenery beats him up.
So he finally makes it to the balcony when a bunch of wyvern heartless (a/n sorry if I spelled that wrong) swoop in and peck and claw at him.
Then one picks him up and they fly off right above Sora who hits bob with a fiaga spell that sends him flying and lads on a spike then is suddenly in front of the gismo shop.
Bob looks at fic
Bob: but my contract says that you aren't suppose to torcher me
KOD: have you been in a dungeon
Bob: no but I have been everywhere ELSE.
KOD: than you haven't been touchered yet. By the way all … advancers of bob have been sponsored by American Red Cross methods hospital because with as much money as they make off of him that is all they can do.
Toon in next week for Bob in the gizmo shop