Disclaimer: Yeah, yeah, I don't known Inuyasha. It'd be cool if I did though.
Author's Note: This chapter's called Poor Inuyasha because he has no luck in it. It's a big jealously thing going on, so it's fun. Well, here's you go. Have fun.
Chapter 2
Poor Inuyasha
"Kagome, it's your turn now." Sango, the other female human said.
"Oh, right. Um, Sango, truth or dare?"
"Truth." Sango said.
"Okay. Do you really like Miroku?"
Sango blushed, Miroku looked over at her.
"Well?" Inuyasha asked.
Sango shot him a death glare, glanced nervously at Miroku and nodded. "Yes." she said.
Miroku's face lit up. "Today's my lucky day." he said. Then, he took Sango's hands and said, "If you like me Sango, then please bear my chi--"
SLAP. THUD.
"I don't like you that much!" Sango exclaimed, pulsing.
Miroku twitched on the ground. "Ah…love h-hurts." he said.
Sango turned to the group and said, "Koga, truth or dare?"
The wolf-demon said instantly, "Dare!"
Sango nodded and thought for a moment before saying, "All right, kiss Kagome." (I know, I know, Kisses was the last chapter, but I just have to let Koga kiss Kagome. It's fun to write about Inuyasha getting all jealous. And besides, I'm having trouble coming up with dares!)
Koga smiled brightly, turning to Kagome on his right. Kagome turned sharply towards Sango, "Sango!" she hissed.
Sango looked amused.
Inuyasha meanwhile had jumped to his feet, and seemed to be emitting a dark angry aura around him. "No damn way!" he growled angrily.
"Shut up you stupid pup," Koga said. "Sango dared me, and I'm not about to chicken out."
"What's there to chicken out from!" Inuyasha said. "You want to kiss her!"
"Of course, why not?" Koga said.
Inuyasha pulsed. "Don't you lay a lip on Kagome you flea-bag!" he said.
Koga ignored him and turned to Kagome who was sitting nervously in the exact same spot, acting particularly interested in the greenness of the grass. "Kagome?" Koga said.
"Hey! Are you listening to me? Don't touch Kagome!" Inuyasha said. But, no one was listening to him, and of course Inuyasha hates being ignored. He pulled out his Tetsasuiga and pointed it directly at Koga. "If you kiss her, I'll kill you!"
"Sit, boy." Kagome said, annoyed. Sure, she liked it when he got jealous, but sometimes it was just too much.
Inuyasha fell face first into the ground. "Kagome! Do you want to kiss that mongrel?"
"It's a dare. We're just playing a game, Inuyasha. You just seriously need to grow up!" Kagome said.
Inuyasha sat up. "Fine then! Kiss him! I don't give a damn!" he said, unconvincingly, for as Koga leaned towards Kagome, Inuyasha was watching them beadily from the corner of his eyes, hands rested on his sword.
The second Koga's lips touched Kagome's, Inuyasha jumped up and shoved the wolf-demon away, stepping in between them and sitting down. "There, that was a kiss. Now get lost you wolf."
"That was not a kiss!" Koga said.
"It was too!" Inuyasha countered. "Your lips touched! It was a kiss. Next turn, please!"
Koga raised a fist, but Kagome stood up and stopped him. "Kagome, step aside, I'm gonna slaughter that pathetic pup!"
"Who you calling pathetic, you damn coward!" Inuyasha said, getting to his feet again.
"Inuyasha, Koga, stop it!" Kagome said. "Inuyasha, will you quit interfering? That hardly was a kiss, so, Koga, here." Kagome then stood on tiptoe and kissed Koga on the lips, something that would actually be considered a kiss.
Koga's eyes widened in shock, so did everyone else's there. Miroku seemed interested, Sango very surprised, but Inuyasha was in a class of his own. His eyes bulged out, jaw had dropped open and his fists were clenched tightly around the handle of his Tetsasuiga.
"Get away from her!" he yelled charging between them once again. He would have used his sword on Koga, but was afraid he'd hit Kagome.
Koga looked at Kagome, "So you've finally agreed to be with me, Kagome?"
"Umm, no, not yet. But if some people don't change their attitudes…" she shot Inuyasha a furtive glance as she said it, "then, who knows, maybe I will."
Koga smiled brightly. "Good!" he said.
Kagome smiled slightly and sat down. "Okay, next." she said.
Inuyasha stared at her. "What the hell do you mean next?" he yelled.
"What are you screaming for, Inuyasha? Sit down and play the game." Kagome said.
"How can I play when you just kissed Koga?!" Inuyasha demanded.
"I kissed him for the sake of the game. Now, shut up and let's play," Kagome said.
Inuyasha huffed moodily and sat down next to her, thinking for a second, Damn it! That wolf bastard's kissed her and I haven't! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Then, he glared at Koga, nonverbally telling him to stay far, far, far, away from Kagome if he knew what was good for him. Koga glared evenly back at him.
Kagome rolled her eyes. "Koga, choose someone."
"Right, dear Kagome." he said. "Shippo, truth or dare?"
"Um, dare!" the little fox-demon said.
"Kay then, I dare you to sing a song to Inuyasha." Koga said.
"What are you doing?" Inuyasha said.
Shippo looked at Koga for awhile and then said, "Okay. I don't know any songs, so I'll make one up." (I don't feel like making up a song..) Once he finished, he said, "That okay?"
"Yeah, good job Shippo. It's your turn to chose someone." Kagome said.
"Inuyasha! Truth or dare?" Shippo said.
"Dare." the hanyou said immediately.
"I dare you to be very very nice to Koga for the rest of the game!" Shippo said happily.
"What?" Inuyasha growled.
"You have to be nice to Koga! No name calling or rampant rages of jealously." Shippo said.
"You little punk! No way in hell am I-I'm gonna--" Inuyasha began.
"Inuyasha, SIT!" Kagome ordered. (God, I just love doing this to him. I love Inuyasha, but it's so fun to sit him. I wish I had that power over my sisters! Ahh, that would be so perfect.)
The hanyou fell to the ground again. "Will you stop it with all these sits!" he yelled. Kagome gave him and look and he dropped the matter. "Fine. I'll be-be nice to the flea-I-I mean, Koga," Inuyasha said, saying Koga's name with exaggerated difficulty.
Koga stared at the half-demon. "Does that feel very odd. Being called by my name by the pathetic pup."
"Who are you calling pathetic!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Inuyasha.." Shippo said.
"What?" he exclaimed.
"You're yelling at him. That's not being nice." Miroku said.
Inuyasha clenched his fists, and seemed to shake angrily. "Fine. I'm stopping." he said, thinking, This is the world's most retarded game ever! What the hell is the point of it? I'm seriously getting Kagome for ever thinking of this damn game!
"Well, it's your turn, Inuyasha." Sango said.
"I pick the only one who hasn't had a turn." he said. "Miroku, truth or dare?"
