In-Law's Or Out-Law's

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General Jack O'Neill had brought all the weapons he could find to Cassie's House. His plan being, to scare the boy bringing her on a date. Cassie saw the weapons and her widened, a look of horror on her face. He set the weapons down and tried to get her attention. She didn't move until she heard the door bell ring.

Cassie got up and answered the door. When she opened the door she let out an exasperated sigh. "Hi guys." Jack came up behind Cassie and found Teal'c and Daniel standing in the doorway waiting to come in. "Uh..... Hi Cassie....Jack? What are you doing here?"

"Well Spacemonkey, I could ask you the same question but I don't have to do I? Carter told you about Cassie's date didn't she?"

"She did indeed O'Neill." Replied Teal'c.

"Excuse me, shouldn't I be the one telling people about my dates?" Cassie asked in a dangerous voice.

Wow she really spent WAY to much time with Janet! She even talks like her I hope she doesn't become a doctor at the SGC or she'll love to poke me with BIG needles! Jack thought.

Teal'c just raised an eyebrow at her tone. She does indeed act like her mother. She taught Cassie well in how to deal with O'Neill.

Crap I am so glad Jack was here first, although I had hoped he would get her to calm down a bit before me and Teal'c got here. Oh well it is Jack we're talking about. Daniel thought.

"So Daniel how was the drive? Did you stop to get food I'm starving!" Jack asked.

"Jack you're always starving!" Replied Daniel.

"Daniel Jackson is indeed correct on that matter O'Neill." Teal'c stated.

"GUYS!" Cassie pretty much hollered.

"Yes?" The three replied at the same time.

"Do you realize that it is now 6:05 and Ted comes at 7:00. SO please just go back to the base or home or where-ever but not here, Please." She begged them.

There was qnother knock on the door and Daniel opened it. In the door frame stood one very uncomfortable Lt. Colonel Samantha Carter, Retired General Jacob Carter, and General George Hammond.

"What are you guys doing here? Not that I don't just love having you visit, but tonight is so not the night!" Cassie said in a voice that could only be described as pent-up fury.

Hammond actually gulped, Carter (the General) took a step back, Carter (Sam) blinked, Daniel winced, Teal'c raised an eyebrow, and Jack as always started to fidget.

"Hi Cassie how are you? I take it you don't like having the family over to meet a friend?" Samantha Carter asked.

"Oh No I just loving having three Generals, one retired, , an archeologist, also, an alien , and one Lt. Colonel who is like a second mom and is very tough. All of you seasoned warriors. No everything is just PEACHY!"