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"Oh No I just loving having over three Generals, one retired, an archeologist, also, an alien, and one Lt. Colonel who is like a second mom and is very tough. All of you seasoned warriors. No everything is just PEACHY!"

The Date

By the time everyone was settled in with their guns and had began cleaning them and sharpened their knives Cassie came out of her room to find her dorm room in a state of chaos. Weapons strewn everywhere, and people all over the place, it was hectic. Cassie changed three(3) times trying to find the perfect outfit, she finally decided on a navy blue top that was a little low cut but was still modest, a stylish pair of paints, a leather jacket, (A gift from Jack on Christmas.) and a pair of black motorcycle boots. (A gift from Sam on Christmas.) While her outfit showed a little more than General Jack O'Neill was comfortable with or preferred he realized that she had grown up unfortunately. Colonel Carter had to smile at Jack's reaction to Cassie's outfit. Jack caught the smile and knowing what it was for he gave her one of his famous well used innocent expressions causing Sam to giggle making everyone but Jack give her strange looks.

"No giggling Colonel." The General ordered.

The others in the room all smiled at the familiar banter when Sam replied

"Me Giggle? Sir are you feeling O.K.?" Sam asked with professional actor accuracy. A knock at the door interrupted Jacks response, which is good considering that it wasn't to nice. Looking at the clock Cassie realized that it was 6:58p.m. and everyone was still here. Bummer. She thought. Upon opening the door Cassie found herself staring into the middle of a broad chest in a nice leather jacket covering a black T-shirt. Looking up she found herself lost in the brown eyes of Ted. He had dirty-blond hair, he was 6'6, a slight tan on his perfect features, was wearing black jeans, and boots for motorcycling. Cassie's roommate Meghan had said that her brothers friend Ted was basically her other adopted older brother and that he was 20 years old but she never mentioned how much of a looker he was!

Looking more closely you could tell that he was military, if you knew what to look for, and Jack looked out of habit and definitely didn't like what he observed! Cassie could see all her relatives brace for an argument about Ted being military.

"So, what do you do for a living?" Jack asked.

"Uncle Jack." Cassie sighed. "Ted, I'm Cassie. This is my Aunt Sam, Uncles Jack, Daniel, Murray and Generals Hammond and Carter. Oh, and Uncle Jack is General O'Neill. And Aunt Sam is Colonel Carter. Everyone, this is Ted." Cassie said, Ted was stunned, shocked in fact. He was dating the niece of three Generals and a Colonel. Should I be scared or brave? He asked himself. Definitely brave! He nodded to everyone, the most intimidating was Murray he thought. So basically be an Angel to Cassie or I'm screwed, ah well, time to charm.

"Pleasure to meet you, sirs, ma'am, I'm glad to meet you and Cassie. Finally I see why Meghan was so ecstatic about me meeting her. I'm her brother's friend, so I'm basically her older brother. So, I know that you kind folks are here to make sure I'm good enough for Cassie. Well, I can assure you that she will come to no harm in my care.

Wow. Jack thought, but there's still no way in hell I trust him. "Well, Ted. Your rap sheet is almost clean, some parking tickets and one speeding ticket when you were 17, but you're pretty clean." Jack said.

"So Ted, where do you work?" Hammond asked before anyone got over the shock of O'Neill's resourcefulness.

"Well, sir, in a month I'm being transferred to NORAD as a technician." Ted replied. The room became an erie quiet, Hammond and Carter (General) were surprised, but in an amused way. Daniel was busy choking on his coffee, Teal'c was Teal'c and Sam had just jumped in front of Jack. She had seen him raise his Berretta. Teal'c was right behind Sam, while Daniel and Cassie got in front of Ted. Ted was surprised, to say the least, about the reaction to his future job.

"Jack, put the gun down! JACK!" Daniel yelled. Sam snapped out to grab the gun, but Jack had already lowered it. He walked over and grabbed Ted and took him out into the parking lot; hauling him none too gently. Jack grabbed his cell from his pocket and called his Special Ops buddy, Eric. Eric was in charge of SG-13; his unit was the only special ops team. They were in charge of rescuing SG-1 and the other teams (but mostly SG-1).

"Hey Eric, I need a favor." Jack asked into the phone.

"Sure, anything for you, Jack." Eric replied.

"Well, you see, Cassie has a date, but in one month he is coming to Cheyenne Mountain as a Tech. I need you to assure me that NOTHING happens tonight. Okay?!" Jack was practically yelling at the end of the sentence.

"Uh, sure Jack, no problem. Where are they going? Or, do you want my team to come over there now?" Eric asked, by that time SG-1, Hammond, Jacob, and Cassie had come out and were listening.

"Come over now. We're at the College on Main St. in the Parking lot. I'm the one with the Berretta. I expect you not to shoot me." Jack said.

"Okay Jack. We're on our way." Eric replied before hanging up.

"Uncle Jack. What did you just do?"

"Jack, don't tell me you got them chaperones."

"Sir, I can not believe you!"

"O'Neill. I do not believe that was wise."

"Jack, isn't that a little over the top."

"Nice Jack. Real smooth!" Everyone replied in unison.

"Hey guys, relax. Colonel Quick and his team are coming over to watch Ted here. And if they don't go. No date." Jack said. Cassie a very pissed expression as did Sam. Hammond and Jacob started laughing. Teal'c just raised and eyebrow and Daniel was sputtering. Just then a Black Ford Explorer came flying into the parking lot and four men, fully geared, jumped out. Cassie was fuming, Sam was about to grab onto O'Neill's ear and pull, but Daniel hauled her away saying, "It's not worth it Sam. He's not going to change his mind. You should know that by now."

"Your right Daniel, but it still gets me. Why the hell won't he trust this kid? He can't be there 24/7 for her."

"Ah, but his special ops teams can." Daniel replied grinning.

"Shut up." Sam said with mock anger. By now SG-13 were assembled in front of Jack.

"Eric, Ben, Nick, John. Good to see you again. I just wish that it was under better circumstances." Jack started.

"Right, so, what are we doing again?" Eric asked.

"Well guys, this kid here." Points to Ted with his gun. "Is taking Cassie out on a date, but he is transferring to Cheyenne Mountain in a month. Therefore, you men are to make sure nothing happens between them."

"Sir, you can't do that to Cassie!" Sam replied.

"Watch me." He retorted. "Now Ben, John, you will be in the truck with them. Eric, Nick, you will follow behind in your truck, make sure there is not a car accident or anything." Hammond and Jacob looked at each other "Uh Oh" they mouthed and moved to get between Sam, Cassie, and Jack. Sam and Cassie got there first though and tackled Jack to the ground. Ted took off running to his motorcycle, Teal'c and Daniel were the first to recover from the shock so they got the ladies off Jack and laughed at his expression. Ted rode up on his motorcycle tossing her a helmet Cassie jumped on and they took off. Everyone stared at Jack, Hammond ordered SG-13 back to the base and they took off.

"Are you crazy! Never mind, look who I'm asking. You just set her off and she is so mad she'll probably do something we'll all regret!" Daniel screamed at Jack. Jack paled so fast that Jacob thought he'd need a healing device.

"Well, sir…I hope you're happy. Sam snapped. "Daniel, I'm going home. Teal'c, see you later. General Hammond, Dad, I'll see you tomorrow. And you…" Sam said in a deathly calm voice. "If you see Cassie, do not go near her or you'll wish you'd never met me. And if she does something stupid and horrible, it'll be your fault!" With that Sam stalked off. Hammond and Jacob were the next to leave. Teal'c stayed as a bodyguard for Jack in case Sam decided he needed to become fertilizer and Daniel ran after Sam. Jack had Teal'c drive him home.

AT JACK'S

"O'Neill, I do not believe that young Cassandra Fraiser will do something that she will regret. She knows the consequences of what she does.

"Thanks T, but I still feel guilty. I was the one who pushed." Jack replied. Teal'c nodded and raised an eyebrow, but said nothing. They sat in silence watching CNN.

AT SAM'S

"So, ah, um, yeah. So are you going to kill Jack?" Daniel asked carefully, seeing Carter killing her punching bag.

"Well…Daniel…he did…piss Cassie...off enough… to make…her go…on a…motorcycle…with…some…guy…she just…met." She replied between punches. I can't fault her for it, but Sam did tell Jack about the date. Daniel thought.

TED'S PLACE

"Um, Ted. Why are we here?"

"I'm going to get my wallet. I forgot it on my way to pick you up. Meghan told me your family was military and I didn't want to be late. I have to tell you though, I got really nervous when you introduced me to a Colonel and three Generals."

Cassie giggled. "Wow. I'm sorry. Uncle Jack remembers what he was like when he was your age and he doesn't like me dating military guys."

"Gee thanks; all odds against me. Is he going to try to kill me again?"

"Not if me and Sam stop him. And I'm sure he'll listen to her."

"Why? Are they involved?"

"Unfortunately not, but the rest of us can dream and hope." The both laughed nervously.

"So shall we get going? 99 is going to be crowded. Do you mind if we take my bike?" He asked politely.

"Sure. No problem Aunt Sam has been teaching me how to drive hers and I grew up on it. I'm used to them. Lets go." She replied, walking out.

Wow, a girl who isn't mowed over by bikes. Hell! She grew up on them. He thought while locking the door to his apartment, amazed at his luck. Well, I take it this means my stomach won't be squeezed into my throat like last time. He thought with a shudder he barely suppressed.

When they arrived at 99 it was crowded, but Ted had called ahead of time, anticipating the wait. It was just rotten luck that they saw Kim, Ted' ex-girlfriend. She walked over and looked Cassie up and down like she was on a cat-walk. "So this is what you dumped me for. You dumped me for that" she pointed at Cassie "piece of trash."

"HEY! She is not trash. She is a lady, far more than I can say for you, Kim!" Ted replied. Cassie and Ted were done eating so they left without another word to Kim.

AT THE SGC

"Sergeant. Please contact the Asgard." Jack requested.

"Yes, sir." The Sergeant replied. "Sir, they're responding."

"Very good, Sergeant. Put me through." Jack told the Sergeant and acknowledged the man's nod of connection. "Thor buddy. How are you?"

"O'Neill, what is it you need?"

"Glad you asked Thor. Can you find Cassandra Fraiser's Bio signs?"

"Yes, O'Neill. She is on a…I think you call it a road, with one other person."

"Good, good. Can you beam me up, please?" A flash of white light and Jack was on an Asgard. Jack turned around to face the gray alien. "Thor, can you see if anyone is near them?"

"There is no one."

"Can you beam them up here? Please." There was another bright flash and Cassie and Ted joined Jack on the ship. Cassie, having already met Thor, was not scared. Ted however jumped between Cassie and the Asgard and tried to protect her before seeing O'Neill standing to the side smirking slightly.

"Sir. What is this?" Ted asked Jack.

"Uncle Jack, what do you think you're doing?!" Cassie yelled, very pissed. Jack got the 'Oh Oh' looked and replied, "Well Cass, since he's being transferred to my command, to work in my base, I thought that I'd tell him what we do." He said reasonably.

"Yeah, but on our date?"

"What a coincidence." He replied sheepishly.

"Right…I'm sure it was." Cassie retorted.

"Um, I'm still here. What is that gray thing?" Ted interrupted.

"I am an Asgard." Thor replied. Ted turned ash gray and his eyes bulged before he finally got control over himself. WOW! He has excellent control. The SGC could use him on a team. Jack thought. Or I could have him scrub down the ramp. After all those missions it must be really dirty. I'm sure the Techs don't like working on a dirty ramp. He could even use a toothbrush to get the whole thing. I guess it really depends on my mood. Cool! If Cassie finds out, I'm screwed though. Hmm…Well if they split. Oh crap they're staring at me. I wonder what Thor said. Ah well. Time to explain. Maybe I can get Ted transferred sooner.

"So Ted, this is Thor. He is an ally to Earth." Jack went on to explain what the SGC was as best as he could. Then the three were beamed down into the control room where Techs were going crazy trying to find the MIA General.

"General." Squealed a tech. Everyone turned to interrogate him. "Where did you go?" "Where have you been?" "Who are they?" "Do those kids belong here?" "Did you get clearance for them?" "Did they see Thor?"

"HEY!" O'Neill yelled. Everyone silenced.

"Where's Carter, Teal'c, Daniel, And My Coffee?"

"Sir, SG-1 are on their way here." SG-1 entered a side door as one of the Techs handed Jack a cup of coffee.

"Sir?" "Jack?" "O'Neill?" Came the inquiries upon seeing Cassie and Ted.

"Since we lost Cassie, I paged Thor and he tracked her down for me, beamed us up and voila. I explained our program. Maybe Carter can explain it better and clear up any mistake I might have made. Ted, if you would follow Colonel Carter to the interrogation room please. Daniel, Teal'c, take Cassie to the briefing room. I'll be there in a moment." O'Neill went into his office and called Ted's superiors (someone had left all the information on his desk.). Gotta love those guys! He thought. He arranged for Ted to be transferred immediately. Calling the guard with Carter to keep Ted there, even after Carte had finished. Walking into the briefing room Cassie was fidgeting nervously between Teal'c and Daniel and now Carter as well.

"So you told him about Thor?" Daniel asked.

"Ya think." Cassie and Jack replied sarcastically together. Calling a truce. (Silently of course)

"Great." Daniel muttered. "They're acting alike. I am so doomed."

Cassie and Jack grinned at each other then chorused, "Daniel, I'm fine. It's your fault you let us hang out together." Daniel just went on like they hadn't said anything.

"So Teal'c, I hear you won the betting pool on what Jack would do to Ted."

"That is correct Daniel Jackson."

"Excuse me, you had a pool?" Jack exclaimed. "Why am I not surprised?"