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At Cassie's One Month Later

FYI: Underline means some ones thoughts.

"So Teal'c, I hear you won the betting pool on what Jack would do to Ted."

"That is correct Daniel Jackson."

"Excuse me, you had a pool?" Jack exclaimed. "Why am I not surprised?"

Arrested

The doorbell rang. "Hi Ted." Cassie says upon opening her door.

"Cassie." He says as he nods hello. "So are you ready? I brought my bike so you might not want a dress." Ted informed Cassie.

"Of course I'm ready, and you know that I don't wear dresses unless I have to anyway." Cassie says as she grabs her helmet, "Okaydokay lets go." Opening the door they find Jack standing there staring at his feet, not looking up he says.

"Cassie I feel uh ummm hehm sorry about spliting you and Ted up. But if you want I know some nice young trustworthy man that I could set you up with." Looking up finally he saw Ted and then his famous temper came to play.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? CASSIE WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE? CAPTIN I GAVE YOU A DIRECT ORDER TO STAY AWAY FROM CASSANDRA." Jack yelled in his I'm-so-pissed-I'm-gonna-wreck-you voice.

"Well hehm ya see ummmm....." Ted started.

"we umm errrr..... yeah." Cassie began.

"I am Waiting." Jack says in the most deadliest voice he can muster.

(We all know that Ted is royally Screwed right? Okay good just curious. Toodles.)

"We have a date. And " looks at watch "We're going to be late for our reservations so if you would excuse us." Cassie braved.

"Excuse me? You want me to EXCUSE YOU." Jack practically bellowed.

I am so screwed! Well at least Cassie will know the truth on what happened to me. Ted thought.

"Well now Uncle Jack calm down." Cassie tried but Jack's phone rang.

"O'Neill" Jack barked into his phone.

"Let's go." Cassie and Ted said together as they bolted for his bike. Jack tried to follow but dropped his phone and it broke into about a gazillion pieces. Cursing Jack ran to pick up what was left of his cell.

At Curly's Restaurant

"Well that was uncomfortable!" Ted tried.

"Ya Think?" Cassie retorted.

"Is your Uncle going to look for us at every restaurant in town?" Ted inquired.

"D'oh. Crap he will! We're doomed!"

"Ha correction I'm doomed. Who has been scrubbing down the ramp after ANYONE gets one it? And with a toothbrush none the less." Ted practically ranted.

"Shut up."

"O SHIT."

"What?"

"Isn't that your Uncle and SG-1 over by the entrance with four (4) SFs?"

"Maybe." Ted gives her The Look. "Okay it is but what are we gonna do run?"

"Hell yes." Ted says as he gets up to go to the nearest exit.

"Shit."

"What?"

'That"

"Holy Hannah."

"They've got us surrounded."

"Well he may have found my answering machine massage from you telling me where we're going tonight."

"Great."

"CASSANDRA FRAISER." Sam yells as the SFs and Teal'c start walking over. By now the entire place is staring at scene before them as a manager tries to get to Jack and ask them to leave.

"Lets make a run for it." Cassie says as she hauls Ted out of their dining section. But before they reach the doors out two (2) SFs come over.

"Captain Ted Garret you are under arrest for disobeying a direct order, being A.W.O.L., and for violating the law by dating a minor." One (1) of the SFs states.

"Excuse me sirs could you please take this outside you are disturbing my customers." The manager says when he reaches Jack.

"Boys lets get'em out of here. Sirs, Ma'ams sorry to interrupt you dinners." Jack calls over the crowd.