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Author's Note: YAY! I'm back, finally! I'm so so so sorry that it took so long for me to write this chapter, but it's finally here! I've got to thank Jessica for the truths because they helped me write this chapter. Thank you thank you thank you!!!! grabs and hugs
Anyway, here you go, chapter nine!!! Read and review.
SilverRose88
Chapter Nine
Truths
"So, where did we leave off?" Miroku asked in his girly voice.
"I dunno. It's actually been awhile since the last turn." Kagome said.
"Maybe we should just stop the stupid game!" Inuyasha said.
"No!" Everyone else said.
"Fine…" Inuyasha said angrily. "I'll start again. Miroku, truth or dare?"
The 'gender confused' monk put on a mock thoughtful face. "Ummm, dare!" he said brightly after a minute.
"I dare you to flirt with some guy when we get to the next village." Inuyasha said.
Miroku gave a hurtful expression. "How can I flirt with someone? It would be like selling myself!"
Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "You're not really a girl, remember?"
"Huh? I'm not? Oh, right, right.." Miroku said.
Everyone sweatdropped.
"Just choose someone Miroku," Sango said exasperatedly.
"Oh, yes. Kagome, truth or dare?"
"Ah, truth," Kagome said.
"Okay, tell us all what happened between you and Kikyo and Inuyasha back there," Miroku said eagerly.
"You bastard! You don't need to know everything!" Inuyasha said instantly.
"But, it is part of the game. Kagome has to answer truthfully." Miroku said.
"Over my dead body!" Inuyasha said.
"Inuyasha, stop!" Kagome said. "Miroku, you want to know?"
The monk nodded vigorously.
"Kagome!" Inuyasha hissed.
"Don't worry." Kagome said. "Miroku…absolutely nothing happened. We talked. End of story."
"B-But--" Miroku said. "--something had to have happened!"
"Well, it didn't!" Kagome said angrily.
Miroku backed away, frightened. "U-Um, ne-never mind. Go and um, chose, K-Kagome…"
"Alright then. Sango, truth or dare?" Kagome asked.
"Truth." Sango said.
"Oh, I have one. Would you ever bear Miroku's child?" Kagome asked.
"Kagome!" Sango hissed angrily. She blushed embarrassed.
"Ah, thank you Kagome!" Miroku asked excitedly. "So, Sango, would you? Huh? Huh? Would you, would you, would you??"
"Shut up!" Sango said.
"Sango, answer the question," Kagome said.
Sango just stood there, blushing for awhile, and then said, "Um, I-I don't know, really…"
"Come on! You've got to know!" Miroku said. "Yes or no? Yes or no? Please say yes! Say yes, say yes, say yes!"
"Do you have to be so annoying?" Sango exclaimed.
"Say yes, and I'll shut up!" Miroku said.
"Fine then, yes!" Sango said.
"Yahoo!" Miroku said triumphantly and then kissed Sango, who reached up to slap him, but had to lower her hand remembering her dare. Miroku pulled away a moment later, and Sango looked like she was really fighting with herself to not strangle Miroku that second.
"Okay, moving on!" Kagome said.
"Kagome, I can't believe you asked me that question!" Sango said.
"It's payback, for all the questions you asked me!" Kagome said.
Sango gave her an angry look then said, "Inuyasha, truth or dare?"
"Truth." the hanyou said.
"Okay, um, are you and Kagome like a couple now?" Sango asked.
"Sango!" Kagome exclaimed. "Why have you always got to ask questions like that?"
"Because its fun." Sango said. "So, Inuyasha, are you?"
Inuyasha looked completely confused. "Ah-um, well…"
"Don't you dare say yes, you mongrel!" Koga exclaimed. "Kagome's mine, remember? Stay away from her!"
"Will you be quiet?" Inuyasha said. "I don't know, okay? Ask Kagome."
"What? Don't ask me! I don't know either!" Kagome said.
"Well, one of you has got to know!" Sango said.
"Kagome, you seriously can't be in love with that-that pathetic pup, can you?" Koga asked.
"Argh! Just, leave me alone!" Kagome said.
"Come on, Kagome," Miroku said. "Are you and Inuyasha together?"
"Drop it! Inuyasha, quickly, chose someone!" Kagome said.
"Oh, right. Hey, flea-bag, truth or dare?" Inuyasha said.
"Dare."
"Great! I dare you to give us the jewel shards in your legs and leave us alone!" Inuyasha said.
"WHAT?" Koga roared.
"Give us the shards!" Inuyasha repeated.
"You fool! Do you actually think I'll just hand them over to you? Fight me, if you want them!" Koga said.
"Now you're talking! I'd love to fight you!" Inuyasha said, taking out his sword. "I'll finish you once and for all, and the shards will be my reward."
"I'll get rid of you, and Kagome will finally be mine!" Koga said.
"What am I? A prize?" Kagome exclaimed. "Inuyasha! Stop fighting Koga!"
"No way am I stopping!" Inuyasha said.
"Inuyasha…" Kagome said fiercely. "Do you want me to s--"
"Okay! Okay! I'll stop!" Inuyasha said quickly.
"Good. Now come up with a different dare for Koga." Kagome said.
"Why? That dare was pretty good." Inuyasha said. But, Kagome gave him a look and he quickly changed his mind. "Al-Alright. Hey, flea-bag, I dare you to pretend you're in love with Miroku."
"What?" Koga exclaimed. "In love with that?"
"Yes, pretend you love Miroku." Inuyasha said. Yes, this will keep him away from Kagome!
"I will not! I cannot love that thing! I love Kagome!" Koga said, pulling Kagome close to him.
"Get away from her!" Inuyasha said, pulling Kagome back. "Just do the dare! It's not that hard!"
"F-Fine!" Koga said after a minute. "I'll pretend to be in love with that." He looked over at Miroku who was girlishly batting his eyelashes.
"Chose someone Koga," Shippo said.
"Right. Kagome, truth or dare?" Koga asked.
"Truth." Kagome said.
"So, are you and Inuyasha a couple?" Koga asked.
"Not again!" Kagome said. "Koga, why do you have to ask that?"
"Because I must know if you truly love me or not, Kagome!" Koga said. "Because if you do, then I'll take you away and you can be my woman!"
"She ain't your woman now, or ever!" Inuyasha said. "Quit saying she is!"
"Kagome, answer the question, please," Koga said.
"Yes, Kagome, what's the answer?" Sango inquired, and Miroku nodded eagerly.
"I, well, um, we--that is…" Kagome stammered. This sucks. I'm starting to resent the people here…How can I tell Koga the truth? Maybe I should just lie…No, that's no good. Kagome looked over at Inuyasha who stared back at her.
"Let's tell them together, shall we?" Inuyasha said.
Kagome nodded. "Yes." she said.
"No." Inuyasha said at the same time.
Silence.
Then, "What do you mean no?" Kagome exclaimed, turning to face him.
"What do you mean, yes?" Koga asked Kagome. "Do you really like him?"
"Inuyasha! Why did you say no?" Kagome demanded. "You really don't love me, do you? You were just lying!"
"No, Kagome! Th-That's not true!" Inuyasha said.
"They why did you say no?" Kagome said. "I can't believe you!"
"Bu-But Kagome, I-I didn't mean to say no. It-It just slipped out." Inuyasha said.
"Why couldn't the word 'yes' slip out instead?" Kagome asked.
"Kagome, do you truly love this pup?" Koga said.
Kagome turned to him. "I thought I did…"
Inuyasha looked hurt. "K-Kagome!"
"SIT." she said, turning away from him.
THUD.
"I can't believe you, Inuyasha!" Kagome said again.
"Kagome, don't worry. I am terribly hurt that you love that-that pup, but I'll make you love me more!" Koga said.
"Tha-That's nice, Koga…" Kagome said absently.
"Nice going, Inuyasha," Miroku said, helping the half-demon up.
"What did I do wrong?" Inuyasha asked.
"You're kidding right?" Miroku asked, looking at Inuyasha as though he were insane.
Inuyasha stared at him. "Ri-Right, of course. I'm just kidding…" he said unconvincingly.
"You are an idiot." Miroku said.
"Miroku!" Inuyasha said.
"Oops." Miroku said, though not looking sorry at all.
Inuyasha glared at him, and then went up to Kagome. He kissed her on the lips and then backed off.
Kagome looked surprised. "Inuyasha?" she said.
"Miroku said the word idiot." Inuyasha explained.
"So that wasn't a real kiss?" Kagome asked, angrily.
Inuyasha stepped back, frightened. "K-Kagome?"
"Inuyasha, sit!" she said again.
THUD.
"Stop that!" Inuyasha exclaimed.
"You know, he really is an idiot," Sango muttered to Miroku.
"An idiot if I ever met one." Miroku agreed.
Inuyasha heard them say the word, and kissed Kagome twice. Then, before she could sit him, he said, "Kagome, it's your turn to chose someone!"
"Huh? Oh, right." she said. "Inuyasha, truth or dare?"
"Truth." Inuyasha said.
"If you didn't love me, would you have gone to hell with Kikyo?" Kagome asked.
