Battle For Irk
Chapter 3
Resisty's Recreation
By Ronin S. Oath
Dib walks up to the kitchen window where Gaz is sitting playing Vampire Piggy 3: Return of Lord Pig, and eating pizza. "Gaz, I'm going on an intergalactic quest to stop Zim evil plan of evilness! If dad asks, tell him I'm looking for Big Foot or something!"
Gaz looks up from her gaming and eating to glare at Dib. "Can't you see I'm trying to concentrate?!?"
"Thanks, Gaz!" Dib shouts before jumping to the cockpit of Tak's ship. "Lock on to Zim's coordinates," Dib commanded the ship.
"Locking on to Zim's coordinates," replied the mono voice Dib had placed on the ship after the horrible Dibship incident.
A holographic map appears in front of Dib. The map displays the entire universe before locking onto what appears to be the Massive.
"This is taking too long!" complained Lard Nar. "We've been searching the entire universe for months now and have yet to find a new ship!"
Just then, Lard Nar's escape pod crashed into a giant Irken ship shaped exactly like the Massive!
"That's the prototype of the Massive! Quickly, dock into that ship!" shouts Lard Nar.
Once the Resisty got into their new home…
"Excellent," said Lard Nar. "I know everything about this ship. Now the Resisty has a new, much better ship than before!"
"And its kewl lookin'!" Shloonktapooxis said filled with excitement.
At the same time, Spleenk quivered in fear. "We stole Irken property! They're gonna kill us and I don't wanna die and… AAAAHHHHH!!!" Spleenk falls on the floor, sprawling around with all four arms flailing about insanely.
"Keep it together, Spleenk!" commanded Lard Nar. "The Empire doesn't know that my people didn't sabotage this ship! Instead, they saved it and threw it into space… And now, we, the Resisty, have received this gift! Hear me now Irken Empire, you shall fall once and for all!"
To Be Continued…
I also forgot to add something at the beginning. I know that it's kinda stupid to be adding it now, but oh well… If you would like to see what the new Invaders and their SIR Units look like, just e-mail me at roninsoath (at) AOL .com and I'd be glad to send you their pictures! Please review!