Battle For Irk

Chapter 6

Training Crisis

By Ronin S. Oath

"Identify yourselves!" Lard Nar demanded.

"We are the Blorchen Queens," answered Queen Red.

"I thought Planet Blorch was conquered by the Irken Empire," Lard Nar said.

"It was," Queen Purple said in a voice that sounded like rusted metal scrapping on bone. "This ship was built one year before Impending Doom II. There are many great Blorchens here on this ship. One day we received a transmission saying that our planted was about to be conquered… But when we arrived, we were too late."

"The Organic Sweep began and the Irken Invader symbol was being carved into our planet," added Queen Red.

Lard Nar was smiling, knowing that even more people have come to aid the Resisty. "Excellent," said Lard Nar. "We have the Resisty and the Blorchens aiding in the battle against the Irken Empire."

"Also," Queen Purple cut in, "there are the Meekrob. They are about to start a great war against the Irkens as well."

Lard Nar began to laugh insanely. "Set a course to Planet Meekrob! The Irken Empire is about to get a little surprise…"

Once the Resisty and the Blorchen Queens arrived at Meekrob, Lard Nar and the Queens headed for the Meekrob Emperor.

A Meekrob flew to the Emperor and said, "Sir! A Vortian and two Blorchens are here to see you."

"What do they want?" questioned the Emperor.

"I'm not sure, sir," the Meekrob answered.

"Hmmm… Let them come," the Emperor said.

"Yes, sir!"

Moments later, Lard Nar and the Queens entered the room.

"You are the Meekrob Emperor, correct?" questioned Lard Nar.

"Yes. I am," The Meekrob Emperor replied. "And you must be Lard Nar, leader of the Resisty. And the Blorchen Queens…"

"Well-" Lard Nar started to say.

But the Meekrob Emperor cut in, "Man! You have a strange accent. You know?"

"Yes… I know," Lard Nar answered, slightly aggravated. "Anyways… We know that you are about to begin a war with the Irkens, and we thought we could join you…"

The Emperor nodded his head in agreement as they huddled up to discuss their plan to over throw the Irken Empire…

At the Irken Training Area…

Invaders Heather, Jolene, Skooge, and Kri lay unconscious on the floor.

Invader Nickie lay asleep on the floor…

Invader Tee stood in the background, dancing to her headphone music.

Invader Jak hung upside down from an odd looking tree.

Tak and Sizz Lorr remained, glaring angrily at Zim.

Tak and Sizz Lorr began moving in Zim's direction…

But a large blue spike of pure energy appeared out of thin air and stopped them!

Tak and Sizz Lorr looked for the spear's place of origin, and notice it recoiling into Invader Ronin's pak.

"People," Ronin scowled, "we must continue training uninterrupted! Further more, we must keep all Irkens alive! Even Zim!"

Tak glared at Zim, and said, "Be glad everyone listens to Invader Ronin. If not for him, you'd be dead ten times before you hit the ground!"

"Really?" Zim questioned, looking in Ronin's direction. "Wow, that's neat!" said Zim in excitement, not knowing that Tak was threatening him.

The Tallest descended from a platform to the ground.

"Congratulations," said Tallest Red, "that was probably the worst training I've ever seen! Except for Invaders Jak and Kri at the beginning. Other than that, only Invader Ronin is the perfect Irken."

Invader Ronin saluted, since he was the only one of the listed group who was still able to salute…

"Now who's ready for a donut break?" questioned Tallest Purple.

Invader Nickie instantly woke up. "Donuts?!? Where?!?" After looking around for a moment, Invader Nickie looks angrily at the Tallest. "Where are the donuts, man?!?"

Tallest Red glares at Tallest Purple, not even noticing Invader Nickie, and says, "If you keep doing that we won't be prepared for the coming war!"

"So?" Tallest Purple questions.

Both Tallest Red and Invader Ronin sigh and hit their hands on their foreheads.

To Be Continued…