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CHAPTER NINE
Early Saturday morning, Lily, James, and Sirius were having an interesting conversation.
"The Water Planeteer is way hotter than the Wind Planeteer!" argued Sirius.
James shook his head vehemently. "No way, the Wind girl was way hotter. And she was foreign, from Russia or something."
"Her accent would drive me insane. The Water chick was Asian, but no accent. So there." Sirius said, as if that settled the matter.
"Well, you're both wrong," said Lily, not looking up from her Charms book.
James blinked. "Come again?"
"There are only two girl Planeteers, Lillian," Sirius said smugly. "I guess you don't know everything after all!"
Lily flipped a page. "I never said it was a girl," she said coolly.
"Oh," said Sirius, deflating a bit. "Well, who do you think is the hottest, then?" he said belligerently.
"The Fire Planeteer," Lily said, getting a slightly mistly look in her eye. James looked like he was about to be sick. Sirius howled hysterically, banging his fists against the table until a well chosen remark from Lily shut him up.
"You know, Black, you would make a really good woman," she said thoughtfully.
Sirius stopped laughing. "You think so?"
James picked up where Sirius left off, laughing so hard he slipped sideways on the couch, crashing onto a disgusted Lily, who shoved him onto the floor.
"Come on, think about it," Lily urged. "He's not scarily muscled, he's got amazing bone structure, and he's got the Charlie's Angels hair flip down already!"
Sirius demonstrated obligingly, tossing his hair around in slow motion as he catwalked around the common room.
"I see what you mean," James commented. "So, could you do it?"
Lily started. "What?"
"Could you make Sirius over into a woman?" James asked as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Yeah…" Lily said slowly.
"Well, come on, then!" said James, pulling Sirius and Lily up the staircase to the boys' dorm.