High from hell
A/N: ok this is my first fanfic so if it isnt the best...dont critisize me to to harsh....any way i hope you enjoy yusuke and the others getting high as hell....(i had this on another account...but i cant remember the pass and my email got deleted.
"For the last damn time hiei...i dont want to get high!!." Said yusuke.....who was sitting in his beanbag chair watching Forbiddin hentai pleasures on his peice of trash T.V. "Aww come on urameshi....its not like its a crimbbbbllluuuuuaahhh." Said hiei in a choking effort before he threw up all over yusuke's carpet. "Damn you hiei....i told you not to fucking puke in my house". Yusuke extended his right index finger....a small blue sphere appeared at the tip and hiei's eyes widened."NNNoooo urameshi...please dont....uuhhggg i'm gonna throw up again"."Don't you dare hiei.....aahhh fuck it.....SPIRIT GUN". Yusuke launched a huge ki blast right at hiei's chest...causing him to throw up again."Shit..my moms gonna kill me if she see's this rug. As quick as he could he shoved hiei into the corner and picked up his rug...then he turned it over and placed it back down."Ahhh she'll never know"."Uggh urameshi....why would you do that.....IM GONNA TEAR YOU APART!!!...besides that...you're the only one who isnt getting high in the whole neighborhood...geeze even keiko got high last night..and what fun she can be when she's high as hell...."Hiei gigled a little and grabbed his nuts."They still hurt..even now"."AAGGGGGHHHH you asshole you're gonna fucking die!"Said yusuke extending his finger for another blast. Hiei drew his katana and prepared for the worst.But before he could do anything keiko walked into the door of yusuke's room.
"What the hell are you two doing?". Hiei turned and faced her. "Oh hi keiko...did you like last night as much as I did?". "Hell yea i did....even though you do have the smallest dick i've ever seen.". Hiei turned blood red and collapsed onto the ground. "I told you not to tell anyone about that" he said through sobs. Yusuke burst out laughing and didnt stop for about 3 minuites"HEEHHEEAAAHHHHAHAHH...hiei...i knew you where short and all...but....HAHAHAH...i never knew you were short in THAT way...BBBUUAAHHAHAHA". "Shut up you damn human asshole"...hiei was obviously very disturbed by his secret. "Yusuke YOU have nothing to boast about either....yours is just as small as his". keiko said gleefuly. "AAHHHHH...keiko how can you say that?.... Wait a minuite...i've never had sex with you before....how do you know---" then something dawned on yusuke." KEIKO YOU'RE A STALKER!!!!!????".yusuke said with much confusion. "well yeah...what?..did you think i was a perfect little school girl?...sorry to dissapoint you yusuke but i do smoke weed and i do stalk you and i DO love sex". Keiko said with a little to much laughter for yusuke's liking.
Just then kurama burst into the door."HELP anyone please...they're trying to steal all my weed and shit!!!" Both hiei and keiko ran outside with kurama and sped to his house leaving yusuke dumbfounded on his bed."well shit....i guess everyone is smoking besides me...or so they think...HHHAHAHAHAHAHHA" yusuke pulled up his matress and took his bowl and his weed out...then he sat back on the bed and put the weed in the bowl...he took his bic lighter and lit the weed that was inside the bowl and puffed...inhaled then blew out some smoke. "Ahhh that was wonderful.." HACK COUGH WEEZE " ok maybe i need to quit this crap...ahhh....fuck that"....then he took another hit and blew out the smoke..." what they dont know wont hurt em'...... i guess.."
A/N: well i hope you enjoyed it as much as i did writing it....i may add more one day...and im sorry its so short...send good reviews...and email me if ya