The New Yusuke
A/N: ok every one this is the 2nd chapter and it really might not be as funny as the first one...but its an additon...i'll add more another time.....enjoy
Finally 3 hours later Kurama, Hiei, and Keiko returned and opened yusuke's door. "I retreived all of my weed and shit...thanks to Hiei and Keiko,"...said kurama looking pleased. "Yea yea great for you anyway....WHY THE HELL DID YOU LEAVE ME HERE ALONE WITHOUT ASKING ME TO GO!!!!??" said yusuke in an exasperated voice. "Well we didnt figure that you'd help seeing as how your an anti drug and all" hiei said blankly. "Uhh fine whatever..now lets go find something to do....it's boring as hell in here." "Yes i do suppose it is a bit boring to be stuffed up in this room without anything to do.....hey lets go to the weed shop and buy loads of weed", said kurama.
Walking down the main street heading toward the alleyway where they can buy the weed yusuke and the others were hardly talkking to eachother at all. "OK enough with the silence...." said yusuke. "Yusuke why are you so uptight today?" said keiko in a dull voice. "Well I" But yusuke's words were cut off by kurama sniffing his fingers and his body. "Yusuke.....you smell like weed man....i thought you wouldnt touch it?" Yusuke put on his horrified face. "YUSUKE I KNEW IT....I KNEW YOU SMOKED WEED YOU FUCKNG POTHEAD," said hiei. "UUGGHH fuck it...whats the use of hiding it...fine ok i smoke weed...now will you stop badgering me!!!" , yusuke said as loud as he could so the whole neighborhood could hear him.
All of a sudden 2 cop cars pulled up on the street looking like they were gonna arrest them. "Ok kids....i heard you talking about the weed...give it up", said the 2 cops". "NO FUCKING WAY', they all said at once. The next thing they knew they were running all around the neighborhood trying to ditch the cops. "Yusuke you moron im gonna kick you ass when we get outta this." said hiei with a snarl. "Hey you guys forced it outta me" said yusuke. "Hey kids stop right there....we just wanna talk", said one cop. "UUggg shouldnt have had those last 50 doughnuts....." said the other one. "Shut up you stupid ass monkey" said yusuke. "Yea? well your momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery stor for a month and died of starvation", said the first cop. "NO ONE SAYS THAT ABOUT MY MOMMA YOU DOUGHNUT EATING PIG!!" yusuke said with fury. Yusuke's fist started glowing blue and warm. "I'm gonna kick your fat ass you hobo cops........SHOTGUN"....yusuke launched thousands of tiny ki blasts out of his fist as if it were a giant shotgun barrage. The whole street had mini holes all over it, not to mention the cops who lay on the street motionless with blood all over there bodies.
"Well that takes care of them.....so shall we head the the potshop?", said hiei hesitantly.... "OOHHH yea lets go and get high as hell!!!", yusuke said triumphantly. The whole gang walked off into the next road to go find the potshop and have some serious fun
A/N: well that was the 2nd chapter hope you liked it..... i already have some ideas for the 3rd chapter.....please send good reviews....