ch. 5 Bored as hell
Yusuke, sitting on his bed next to keiko ended up passing out on her shoulder. Startled she shook him off and he fell to the floor.
"What the hell?" said yusuke sitting bolt upright..."how the hell did i get down here...uhhh i have a uber headache" "Shut up you lazy ass...im tired of your whining." Hiei was very pissed off...being that he wasnt high anymore, he felt like he had PMS. "Geeze someone's on the rag" replied yusuke. "SHUT UP YUSUKE" keiko retorted. "I wasnt talking to you!" Wham...keiko hit him upside the head with the palm of her hand. Yusuke flew back and hit the wall, he rubbed his back and passed out again. Bored out of their minds, Hiei and kuwabara kneeled down beside him and poured toothpaste all over his hands. "Keiko do u have a feather?" asked kurama. "Yea, here ya go." She handed him a pen with a feather on it and gazed at the ceiling fan. "Thanks", Kurama took the pen and rubbed yusuke's nose with it, he continued until yusuke twitched, he raised both of his hands and slapped his nose, rubbing all over his face, the paste was now smeared all over him. The others could hardly keep back their laughter, finally they burst out laughing. "What, whats going on." yusuke rubbed his eyes, smearing more paste, he rubbed his cheeks and tried to pull his hands away, but they were glued to his face. "WHAT THE FUCK?????!!" "HHHHZAAAAAHHHAAHAHAHAAAHA" Every one burst out laughing, instead of using toothpaste kuwabara accidentally grabbed the super glue on the desk instead. They all rolled on the floor laughing simultaniously. "GODDAM YOU ASSES!!" Something dawned on yusuke...they had not smoked all their weed. "HEY!! we didnt finish out weed!!! lets toke a smoke man!!." "OOOHH yea i completle forgot", said Hiei. Yusuke opened his drawer, but nothing was there!!. He frantically searched his room, running around like a maniac and spilling all sorts of random shit on the floor. "HOLY FUCK!!! its gone". "WHHHHAAATTT!!!!!!" they all yelled with anger. Tney all started rummaging around the room...all of the weed had been stolen...but by who?! "some one fucking infiltrated MY house, MY room, MY drawer, and stole MY weed!!". "and ours it appears", kurama piped up. "Some one is so gonna get there asses kicked....we have to find them!!!!. With that the gang ran out of the house, all the snow had melted, but there were still quite a few dead bodies, broken windows, and smashed up cars lying around.
Yusuke and the others cxould be seen walking the streets, looking very agitated and pissed off, but wouldnt you? after walking around in the dark for about three hours they all plopped down on a fountain, all seemingly pissed. Suddenly a man walked by, very shady looking and carrying a small ziploc baggy. There was an illegal substance in the baggy, leafy and green. There were different variations of these leaves all mixed together...it was about the amount that was stolen, but it was obvious that some had been smoked!. "HEY LOOK, HE'S GOT OUR WEED!!!!!!!" They all ran toward the man and lunged at him, he ran and the others plummeted to the ground, scraping there hands and knees. "He's getting away!!! hurry after him" said kurama anxiously. They all got up quickly and dashed for him. They tailed him for about five minuites, and finally they reached a fence too high to jump over. Yusuke put a smirk on his face and said " You stupid bastard, do you haver any idea what im gonna do to you?!?!" "N-NO please, ill give it back, 5 on 1 isnt fair!" "Shut up dumbass, besides YOU ALREADY SMOKED SOME OF IT." Pitched yusuke. With that they all closed in on him, yusuke was first, he launched both fists at him and hit him in the face, he flew onto the fence, it was an electric fence, he sizzled and cracked, and slid to the floor steaming. Hiei was next, he took out his katana and slicedf open his chest twice. "You dont deserve pity." Then came kuwabara, he punched the living hell out of him and kicked him in the ribs. Then came Kurama, He took out a smal seed, it was a seed that contained a plant, a very deadly one if put into your body. He flicked it into his side, instantly a little green stem popped out and began to grow very very slowly. Finaly came keiko, she raised her hand and smacked him straight in the face, he flew back, right into the electrical fence and got electricuted once more, sizziling and popping. Finally after pretty much killing the man, he lay there motionless, and yusuke bent down and picked up the ziploc baggy full of illegal substances. "HAHAHAHAHAH, did you see his face?" said kuwabara playfully, happy to have the weed back. "yea, what a fool, IF HE THINKS HE CAN STEAL MMMMYYY WEED AND GET AWAY WITH IT, he's got another thing comin'." said hiei proudly, buffing out his chest. "What a dumbass." yusuke approved.
Finally they all reached the house, yusuke opened the door, as usual his mom was drinking again, she was passed out on the couch with the TV on. They all walked passed her into yusuke's room, they sat down in various places. Yusuke was distributing the weed, everyone got enough for a full blunt, they all rolled it silently.
Finally, after around 7 minutes they were all done they all lit it up a took a few hits, taking in the smoke, getting some air and blowing it out. After a while, they still were not high, confused, yusuke started frantically inhaling the weed, after around 30 consecutive hits yusuke fell over, not because he was high, but because of the lack of oxygen, he started choking, trying to capture some air."HACK HACK COUGH COUGH HACK." "yusuke you dumbass, this is clearly not our weed."said hiei stubbornly, obviously pissed off about it. "Oregano." said kurama after running some tests on it in the blink of an eye. "Unfraking believable, CAN'T A POTHEAD GET A BREAK ROUND' HERE?" Yusuke took a bear out of his closet, he picked up a knife from the table and slit open the stomach of the bear, leaving the stuffing contents spread around the room. He ripped the stuffing into smaller peices, and smaller ones until there were little tiny peices all around the room. "AHHH, this sucks ass." said the furious yusuke. "Yea we know yusuke but you dont see us killing stuffed anibables over it." kuwabara said, with little tears running down his face, seeing yusuke torture the bear had upset him. "Oh shut up you big bafoon" hiei was getting agitated. "Well i think i shall hed to the library, being that there is no weed." kurama said, and got up and left the room. "I think i'll go too" and keiko walked out as well. "I need to train, being here is pointless, not to metion boring as hell.", Hiei paced out the door silently. "Yea well, im just gonna leave too, nuthin else to do...see ya round man." Kuwabara was the last oone to leave. Yusuke, dumbfounded and extremley bored, pulled out a cigarette and a lighter. He lit the cigarette and inhaled a few times, blowing out smoke rings. He laid back, bored as hell, took a few more hits and passed out on his bed with the cigarette was still lit and fell onto his face. It burned there for about 3 seconds and fell off, and after a few minutes burned out.