By Icefemina and Thought
Disclaimer: You know the drill but in case you don't, we don't own anything, and we will not profit from this story. But be forewarned, as soon as I make my first $100,000,000, I am buying ER, and all its characters.
Authors' Note: This is what happens when you don't play in band class; on a day you've had too much sugar. Thought says she disowns this story, but I don't believe her.
Summary: The ER has some unexpected visitors.
Scene 1
Int: ER Trauma #1
Zoom in on Dr. John Carter as he intibates a person
Camera closes in on patient's face. It's Dylan!
Scene 2
Ext: Beka Valentine, Tyr Anasazi, and Rommie are holding people hostage out in the parking lot. Close up on hostages' faces; Dr. Abby Lockhart, Dr. Ray Barnett, Dr. Luka Kovac, Nurse Sam Taggert, Sam's son, Alex Taggert, Dr. Neela Rasgota, and Dr. Susan Lewis.
Tyr: Tell us where Captain Hunt is. (Waves really big gun)
Abby: We'll tell you where he is, just please let us go. At the very least let Alex go!
Rommie: Tell us where he is first.
Luka: Ray and I will take you to him. Just let the others go.
Rommie: (to Tyr) Maybe we should listen to them. I mean…
Tyr: NO!
Beka: (points gun at Ray) Fine. Take us to him.
Ray: He's in Trauma 1. This way.
Scene 3
Int: Trauma 1
Carter: 50 cc's saline! 200 morphine! Call the OR.
Luka and Ray enter, followed by people with BIG gunsLuka: Is this Dylan Hunt?
Rommie: That's Captain Dylan Hunt!
Beka: (Sniggers)
Carter: Are these next of kin?
Ray: I don't know (turns to Andromeda People) Are you guys?
Beka: Sure, whatever
Tyr: God, I hope not.
Rommie: Still working on that.
Carter: Ok… Anyways.
Beka: (to Rommie) Call Trance. Get her down here. I don't trust this kind of medical treatment.
Rommie: Right.
Carter: I assure you, Dr. Dubenko is one of the best surgeons in Illinois.
Beka: Sure he is.
Scene 4
Int: Outside OR 1
Dylan is being wheeled into OR 1
Ray, Carter, Luka, Alex and all the Andromeda people are sitting.
Alex: Are you guys from some sort of Sci-Fi Convention.
Beka: Huh?
Alex: You know, like, Star Trek, Star Wars.
Tyr: No, we don't know. Please, don't explain it.
Scene 5
Ext: Parking Lot
Abby, Neela, Sam and Susan are huddled by an Ambulance.
Abby: So, do you think they shot them yet?
Neela: No, they'll probably wait about 4.2 more minutes.
All inside, exit out of the ER. Abby runs up to Carter and hugs him, Sam runs up to Luka and Alex and hugs them. Beka, Tyr, and Rommie exit.
Tyr: All of you over there.
Carter: Why?
Beka: Because he said so.
Sam: That's a great reason.
Tyr glares.
Carter: I think we should go along with them.
Rommie: We're really …really sorry about this.
Beka & Tyr: No we're not.
All walk over to darkened part of parking lot.
Beka: Get in.
Carter: What planet are you from.
Sam: What is this thing? It looks kinda junky.
Beka: Hey, tip to stay alive. Never insult my ship. EVER!
Carter: Right then. Ship, eh.
Scene 6
Int: Maru
All of them are standing around.
Abby: Aren't you going to go back for your captain?
Tyr: Oh. I guess we should do that, eh?
Beka: Why?
Beka jumps into pilots chair, and lifts off.
Rommie: Oh my GOD! What are you doing? Turn around! That's Dylan you're leaving behind!
Beka: Fine. Ruin my fun.
Neela: And while you're at it can you kill Dr. Dubenko?
Tyr: And how would you like it done?
Ray: Slowly and painfully, if possible.
Beka: It would help if we knew who Dr. Dubenko is.
Abby: The psycho one with long hair, who draws oxygen atoms.
Rommie: We're not killing anyone, damnit.
All the ER Staff: PLEASE!
Beka: IT would be fun to kill someone, I guess.
Tyr: Just turn around the damn ship and let me kill someone.
Beka: What about Dylan?
Rommie: Exactly! We need to save him!
Beka: Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of can we kill him too?
Rommie: NO!
Scene7
Int: Just outside of the OR
All are present.
Dubenko:Are you with Captain Hunt?
Rommie: Yes! Where is he?
Dubenko: I'm terribly sorry, but he didn't make it. Cause of death was a reaction to a mixture of drugs.
Rommie: NO! Dylan's not dead! You're lying.
Tyr: Are you actually sure he's dead?
Dubenko: Yes. I'm sorry.
Tyr: Was it painful?
Dubenko: No, it was quite peaceful.
Tyr: What? How dare you? Peaceful and painless! That's just not right.
Rommie: Oh my God! You killed the love of my life! I'm gonna kill you!
Beka: She doesn't mean that, at least I don't thinks she does.
Rommie stabs out Dubenko's eyes, and breaks his neck.
Rommie: Oops! Did I do that?
Scene 8
Int: The Maru
All are standing around uncomfortably
Susan: So. He's dead.
Tyr: Yup.
Carter: We're all sorry for your loss.
Beka: Oh. More loss? What loss? Oh, you mean the paint job on the Maru? Yes damnit, you're paying for that!
Beka lifts off.
Tyr: Um, Beka?
Beka: Shut up.
Tyr: (shrugs). Well, I guess Trance is getting so help in medicine.
Carter: You mean we're stuck here?
Rommie: Looks like it.
Beka: I want some Flash. Oh and um, new people? If you mess up my ship, I'm going to kill you. Just curb your destructive tendencies until we get to the Andromeda.
Rommie: (glares, crying). I'll never forget you, Dylan.
Beka: Who's Dylan?
Fade to Black…Sam Roberts song in background.
Signnin' Out,
Icefemina and Thought.