Disclaimer: I do NOT own Kingdom Hearts or any of the characters. I do NOT own Oompa Loompas or Willy Wonka. I did not make up the shark music either. Fyi: My friend wrote this. In my opinion I thought it was freakin' funny! So I put it up on here. Enjoy
It was midnight on Destiny Islands, and Sora was asleep in his bed. All of a sudden he woke up sweating. He had just had a
nightmare. He sat up and turned on the tv, and a news broadcast came on.
"Good evening. This is Ima Fish, and here is tonights news. Have you been suffering from nightmares about little orange men
with green hair?"
"Yes," said Sora outloud.
"If you have then that means that you are the next person that the Oompa Loompas are going to go after, and there is no
possible way to escape. The Oompa Loompas have been going on a crime spree, and could be in a town near you. If you are
their next victim, well TOO BAD! Now for our next story..." Sora suddenly became very paranoid.
"I'm DOOOOOOOOMED!" thought Sora. He looked around the room picturing the tiny orange men surrounding him. He
heard something move. "Oh crap...They're here..." Eyes appeared in the corner of the room. Sora began shivering. "Hello?"
he asked. He heard the shuffling of feet. "This isn't funny, Riku!" Orange men with green hair appeared and formed a circle
around Sora.
They began singing and marching,"Oompa Loompa Doompety Doo, beware of the Oompa Loompas because we're after
you! Oompa Loompa Doompety Doo, you can run but you can't hide because we'll get you!" Sora let out a scream and
jumped out of bed.
"My worst nightmare!" he yelled. The Oompa Loompas trapped him in a corner and grew sharp teeth. Sora drew his
keyblade. One of the midgits grabbed it and tossed it out the window. They closed in on Sora.
Shark Music: Dunn a Dunn a
Dunn a Dunn a
Dunn a Dunn a Dunn a Dunn a Dunn a
Sora woke up. "Whew it was just a dream!" he exclaimed. Orange midgits gathered around him....
The End