Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or Oompa Loompas

Sora: I hate you

Me: Well, TOO BAD!

Sora: stomps off

Me: Muhahaha I love torture!

Sora: mutters idiot…..

12:30 in the morning……

Riku woke up drenched in sweat, "Holy crap what a dream……Sora must have poisoned that piece of cake that I ate."

Suddenly….He heard screaming from Sora's house and he got out of bed, "I wonder what's going on over there?" Riku thought to himself.

He got changed and ran outside. He noticed something in the sand. He went closer and noticed it was someone's head,"Help meeeee." The head said.

Riku started screaming and took off running in the other direction, "IT'S ME SORA YOU RETARD!" The head yelled.

Riku didn't hear him and ran inside his house, locking the door little did he know……… …. Oompa Loompas were hiding behind the furniture. Riku sat down and turned on the tv.

"Hello, this is Ima Fish and if you are just tuning in with the really really early morning news that hardly anyone watches…….We have just received reports of a head sticking up in the sand. Now lets go to our reporter Ann Chovey with an exclusive interview with the head."

"What the crap?" Riku muttered.

"Thank you Ima, I'm here with an exclusive interview with Mister Head…Now tell me Mister Head….What is your name?'

"My name is Sora. NOW WILL YOU PLEASE HELP ME OUT OF THIS FREAKIN' SAND?!"

"So tell me Sora…..How did get stuck?"

"These evil possessed midgets NOW PLEASE HELP MEEEEEEE!"

"You mean Oompa Loompas?"

"Whatever…PLEASE HELP MEEEEE! MY SO CALLED 'BEST' FRIEND TOOK OFF SCREAMING LIKE A GIRL!"

"HEY!" Riku shouted at the tv.

"Ok now back to you Ima Fish."

"Thank you Ann in other news….."

Riku turned off the tv, cracking up, "I better go help him…."

When he turned to go to the door, he felt something grab him by the arm. He turned around and noticed midgets with green hair and orange skin.

"Oompa Loompa doompety doo, beware of the Oompa Loompas because we're after you! Oompa Loompa doompety doo, you can run but you can't hide because we'll get you!"

Riku gulped.

The end……or is it? Muhahahaha! Please R&R!