Hi, I am back with another chapter!!
Sora: Goodie……
Me: Yuppers and before I start I would like to thank all of my lovely reviewers!
Now on with the disclaimer!
Sora: sigh Jupiter does not own Kingdom Hearts nor ever will own it. She only owns it in her dreams. Also, she does not own Oompa Loompas thank the lord because my life would be a living nightmare….again….
"Let me go let me go AHHHHH." Riku yelled as the Oompa Loompas dragged him towards the beach. (a/n wow they're pretty strong midgets o0)
"I'm all alone there's no one here beside me." Sora sang.
"There will be now." One of the Oompa Loompas said.
"Let me go let me go!" Riku yelled as they buried him in the sand.
Sora started cracking up.
"It's not funny Sora! They did it to you too."
"I know, but it's funny to see you getting dragged and buried by midgets. I'm sooo ashamed you're stronger than that." Sora grinned.
"Shut up….." Riku muttered.
Meanwhile at Kairi's house……
Kairi woke up with a start, "Just a dream." She yawned trying to go back to sleep, but to no avail.
She sighed and turned on the tv. (a/n you kinda know what happens next)
"Hi this is Ima Fish again and if you are just tuning in and I mean JUST tuning in….We have received another report about ANOTHER head on the beach."
"Ewwww……" Kairi said out loud.
"Now our other reporter Eel Letric is going to give us ANOTHER exclusive interview, but this time with the other head."
"Thanks Ima. I am here with the newest head in the sand. So, tell me….What is YOUR name?"
"Riku……This is soooo retarded quit asking dumb questions and help us out."
"So, why did you two bury yourselves in the sand?"
"WE DIDN'T! IT WAS THESE STUPID MIDGET GUYS!!!" Riku and Sora yelled.
"You mean Oompa Loompas?"
"Whatever NOW HELP US OUT OF HERE!"
"Ok thank you for your time guys now back to you Ima."
"Thanks Eel. That's all we have right please tune in at 7 am for our report on 'How to Build a Raft'."
"Oh my gosh!" Kairi said running out of her house towards the beach. Little did she know…..Oompa Loompas were following her.
After Eel had left Sora and Riku started singing, "99 bottle of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer….."
"Sora! Riku!"
"Kairi?"
Kairi ran over towards them, "What happened to yall?"
"We'll tell you as soon as you get us out of here."
"Oh right hehe." Suddenly, Kairi was pushed to the ground.
"Oh no!" Riku said.
"OH THE HORROR WE'RE DONE FOR I WANT MY MOMMY!!" Sora yelled.
"Aww put a sock in it Sora." Kairi said getting back up.
"Oompa Loompa doompety doo-----"
"HIYA!" Kairi interrupted the Oompa Loompas song and kicked a whole bunch of them up in the air.
Sora and Riku just stared at her in awe.
"Take that you ugly midgets!" Kairi yelled, kicking more up in the air.
"Oompa Loompas run away!!!!" One of the Oompa Loompas yelled.
Soon all of the Oompa Loompas ran off and got into their Gummi Ship.
"That outta show them not to push girls to the ground." Kairi said.
"I didn't know that you knew karate……." Sora said in awe.
"Hehe I didn't think I ever needed to use it." (a/n I hate her laugh)
"Well, I'm going back to bed g'night you guys.' Kairi said walking away from them.
"Hey, AREN'T YOU GONNA HELP US OUT OF HERE?!" Sora and Riku yelled.
Kairi didn't hear them surprisingly and kept on walking.
"HELLO KAIRI HELLLLLLLLLLP!!" Riku yelled.
"I WANT MY MOMMYYYYYYYYYY WAHHHHHH!" Sora yelled.
The finally both gave up and sighed, "Well, I guess we'll either have to wait till morning or get out of this ourselves." Riku said.
"I want my mommy." Sora whined.
"Uh…."
"I want my mommy." Sora whined again.
"Big baby…." Riku muttered.
Me: Well that's the end unless I write a sequel to it.
Sora: Oh please no!
Me: Oh quit your whining anyway…Do you think I should do a sequel or not? Please let me know.
R&R!!
