Last time on "Dead Blonde Skank":

"OH HERMIONE, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND! Would you go out with me tomorrow?"

"Errr…of course!"  Remember all of this is in the name of research!

"We'll then I'll see you tomorrow!" I literally ran to the door.

"Oi! Wait Hermione! My card! Here are all my phones. Call me!"

  WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO!!!

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      I looked at Malfoy's agenda. I assumed he was vain, but I didn't know it was this much. The first entry read: Monday: Stylist checkup @ 3:00pm, Spa Reservation 5:00pm, Dinner with Joanne 10:30, Tuesday: Stylist checkup @6:30am, Quidditch practice 10:30am, Waxing 6:00pm, Dinner with Mel 10:15pm…   And so read on. The guy has seen a stylist more than I have in my entire life times 10. Waxing? Oh god, Mr. Vain. But something else caught my attention. Quidditch practice? I didn't know he played Quidditch…which team would it be…

THE CHUDLEY CANNONS?!!!

What the hell? He played Quidditch with Ron?! Oh, this is perfect. He was supposed to go to a meeting today.

I arrived at the field. I was twice the size as the Hogwarts field was. I am not a quidditch person, so I am not exactly thrilled to see this bunch a guys coming over me.

"Hey sweetness, what's your name"

"Lost something? Guess it was me."

"All those curves and my brakes just got broke!"

"You look great, but with me on top of you, even better!"

God! Haven't these ever seen a girl! Men are really stupid to come up with those one-liners; it makes me want to kick them in the nuts.

"Show's over fellas, go on I'll be there in a sec." A red-haired boy said to the animals. Lots of disappointed groans were heard.

Thank Merlin for Ron. At least he was good at something.

"Hermione!" He said as he hugged me "How nice to see you here! Came to see the practice?"

Poor Ron. I am a really interested person. I haven't seen him in 5 months and we live in the same goddamn neighbourhood! I can't just tell him 'No I do not came to visit you or the stupid Quidditch practice, I'm here so you can tell me all about Malfoy'.

"Yes…and no. I wanted to now how you are doing?"

"Oh well, I'm great! My dream was to play Quidditch professionally and I did it! As far as the love department, nada here."

"Oh" I giggled as a little brat. "And…"

"You want to know about Malfoy, right?"

Busted!

"Umm…well…if you can tell me something it'll be good."

"Well…he got on the team the same day as I did" His cheery voice deepened.

"What position?" I asked stupidly

"Well, seeker of course."

"Oh with daddy's help?"

"I think so."

"Was he any good?"

"Harry is obviously better, but I guess he did just fine." He said with a lost stare. "We actually re-offered the position as seeker to Harry but he declined. He said it was "personal issues" but I know he just can't focus while You-Know-Who's around."

The animals started hooting. They were calling Ron "tiger" and throwing comments like "go get her" or so I heard.

He laughed. "I have to take care of these beasts now."

"Now? What do you mean?"

"Oh I'm not ditching you by the way. It's just that…Malfoy was the Captain and now I am" He smiled proudly.

My brain started working again. I gripped Malfoy's agenda real hard.

"Well Ron I don't want to keep you waiting. I have to go to work now, but take care alright honey?" I plastered a smile.

"Okay" he kissed me in the cheek. "See you later."

I turned in my heel and left. But before I started to exit the stadium something grabbed my arm.

"Mione. Wait" It was Ron, he was panting.

"Yes?"

"Would you like to go out tomorrow?"

"Oh…yeah. Ok, I'll call you" This time I was the one who give the kiss. Courtesy kiss.

He blushed. "Ok bye!"

The animals started cheering again.

Oh, this is going to be a long day!!

A/N: WE, THE WEASLEY TWINS WANT YOU, FAITHFUL REVIWER TO TELL US SIMPLY DOES OR DOEN'T IT SUCKS? WE JUST WANNA KNOW THAT. THESE FIRST CHAPTERS ARE NOT GOING TO BE REALLY GOOD BECAUSE THEY ARE PROLOUGUES! ONCE THE ACTION GETS IN…