Me: I don't own Namco or the Tales series, and this is mostly filler, as I'm writing a multiple-chapter adventure stoy at the moment. So blagh.

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It was the best of times, and it was also the worst of times, but that doesn't make any sense, does it?

Anyways.

Genis was walking down the street, feeling particularly fine.

"I feel particularly fine today as I walk down the street," he said, while trying to fight off a rabid fire hydrant/fangirl crossbreed named OML. He walked down the street.... No, let's say he jumped off a building instead!
"WHA?!" The halfless hap-elf shouted as he fell off of Balacruf Mausoleum. He went ARGH.

"ARGH!"

Yeah, like that! Ha!

Then Regal walked in. Regal, being the person that he is, proceeded to dance like crazy. And dance! AND DANCE! And you know what we need now!
"OUR HANDY-DANDY NOTEBOOK!" the president shouted, before falling into a deep pit. It was SO deep, its deepness was even uncomfortable with itself. It was a member of 'Deep Pits Anonymous'. It cried itself to sleep every night. Sometimes it beat itself up, just for the hell of it. When you refer to a deep pit, this is what you're referring to. This pit. Yup.

Anyway.

As Regal fell, he began to think of the finer things in life.

Like cough drops.

And bean dip.

And robotic humanoids who could dominate the earth by dissolving butlers.

As he fell, he decided that he knew the way out. (Of course, he DOESN'T, but...)

He put his handcuffs back on, pulled a fuse out of his pocket (Don't even ask...), and stuck it to his feet. Then he turned the world into the PS2 version.

"DEESTROIE! HATSU!"

The fuse began to burn, and Regal grinned. He would be out of the pit in no time.

Then he realized he had forgotten ONE crucial element to his plan.

Something to actually make him blast off.

Like a moose, for example. Or a teapot. Or a lemon-flavored gumdrop, scented like a cherry. Mmm. Cherry.

TOTAL cherry domination. Mwahaha.

And then, because the plot isn't going anywhere, Regal's body exploded, leaving him as a disembodied head. YAY! It still doesn't move the plot along, but oh well!

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Meanwhile, in Triet....

"GIMME A DONUT," Raine said, mauling the guy who ran the uncle game. She had gone insane from the heat.

However, there was ONE thing that could cure her...

And one hero who could get it.

Aurion.

KRATOS Aurion...

ONE MAN THIS SUMMER!

WATCH! AS KRATOS AURION KILLS THE RANDOM BANDITS OF NON-COLDNESS!

Kratos ran forward, slashing side to side randomly.

ONE MAN THIS SUMMER!

WATCH! AS HE PERFORMS THE OBLIGITORY ACTION MOVIE SCENE WHERE THEY RUN AWAY FROM AN EXPLOSION IN SLOW MOTION!

"I refuse to do that."

Why?!
"Because.... I hate you all."

Then Rodyle appeared, and began to sing- Where's Rodyle?!

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As Genis was falling, he began to prepare a sandwich. Yum....

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THEN Rodyle began to sing!

"Oh!

This is the song that's become a point in the stories, so I have to make it good... SEAWATER! MEWEWEWEWEWE.

Let's all dance with Genis now!

Let's!"

And that is it, apparently. You suck, Rodyle. So badly, I could compare you to a vaccuum.

And then the world exploded. THE END. XP

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Me: Sorry for the shortness. I'm going to write a real one, and this one was just so you all knew I hadn't up and died. Please review!