What a worthless prep! He totally deserved to die.
I used the back of my hand to wipe the blood that was dripping down my chin, and I closed my eyes for a moment to savor the sweet, sweet delight of human blood. I sucked the preppy guard to the last drop, feeling invigorated and joyful once more!
I had forgotten that I was a vampire, but I remembered now. Regular bullets can't kill me, and that's probably how I survived falling off the Goff skyscraper in Detroit, too.
I was still wearing my black eyeliner, black eyeshadow, white foundation, lipstick that was blood-red like Eva's (thx gurl! u rock!), a blood-stained black corset with black lace around the edges, a black miniskirt, ripped black fishnets, and black combat boots. My wavy black hair still had purple tips and flowed down to the middle of my back (thank goodness the bullet didn't rip my hair!). I still had my shiny black nail polish for both my fingernails and my toenails, and all 20 of my digits still had their magenta pentagrams written on them. My eyes still had the cool goffik luminescence provided by my green contacts. Hot Topic rocks!1!
The preppy corpse collapsed lifelessly to the side. He didn't have a pool of blood around him because I drank it all, haha.
I opened the door to the White House and walked in. There were some preps inside who screamed when they saw me and ran away. I gave them all the middle finger.
I walked to the Oval Office and threw open the doors. I planted my black combat boots on the ground and pointed at that filthy prep.
"President Hilary, I'm here to kill you!" I screamed!
That worthless prep looked up from whatever nonsense she had been doing and slowly closed a book. She raised her eyes to meet mine and waved a hand at the workers beside her. She then stood up to reveal that she was wearing long blond hair, a pink blouse, white pants from American Eagle Outfitters, and golden high-heeled shoes that looked disgusting. Around her shoulder was flung a pink bag that said "HOLLISTER" on it in ugly silver serif lettering.
"Now, I'm sure we can work out a diplomatic solution to all this," she answered with her filthy prep voice.
"Yeah, I'm going to kill you and restore peace to this big nation," I said confidently.
Bullets pierced the hearts of the workers beside her, and they fell to the ground and began to create pools of their own blood. I looked behind me to see that Mike and Eva had come to help me, and they had shot the president's associates.
"Mike! Eva! I'm so glad you're here!" I called out as I ran to hug them.
Mike was looking as sexy as ever, wearing black eyeliner, a black necklace with a skull on it, a black shirt that said Chiodos in sexy silver lettering, black baggy jeans that were rolled up a little at his ankles, black socks with a white net pattern on them, and white Converses. He had his hair dyed a bright black, and it was spiked up to go a little backwards. Even though he was wearing a shirt, you could tell that his irresistibly chiseled chest was pressing outward with each breath.
Eva also looked sublime. She was wearing white foundation, black eyeliner, black eye shadow, black lipstick (which also looked stunning on her!), a lacy black corset that accentuated her beautiful figure, a short black miniskirt that fluttered in the air conditioning, tight navy blue fishnets that gripped her legs, and tall black stilettos that were open-toed, showing off the black nail polish on her toes that was ornately decorated with crimson roses. Her fingernails were painted purple and had red tips.
"You look so kawaii, girl!" said Eva happily.
"OMG you look amazing, too! I could just lick you!" I cried.
Mike smiled.
"And I wouldn't mind if you threw me against a wall and pushed me through!" I said to Mike sexily. His smile grew even wider.
"What are you people doing in my office!?" screamed the president hysterically.
"First things first, we're going to kill you," explained Mike masculinely.
Eva frowned playfully at Mike, and then turned back to the president.
"That's really all we're going to do," she said cutely. "We're really just here to kill you.
I beamed from ear to ear. My friends were so cool!