Hello every body! Chirith here!

This is a crack with plot fic and is more lighthearted than my other fics. Will have a lot of people becoming ooc and it will be fun... probably.

Being transported into another world was traumatizing, especially if it's in a world where monsters roam alongside the gods and goddesses of different pantheons. Thankfully, someone took pity on me and saved my life, my new boss.

Who is my boss, you ask?

Well, it's the one currently in front of my room holding a small bowl of an unholy purple liquid that killed some flies that passed the bowl. In Contrast to this, she wore a bright and smug smile.

"Are you trying to kill me?" With those words, the entire manor froze and the smug smile fell off her face and was replaced with shock. "I mean, those guys are almost dead," I said while taking a look at the strongest members of our organizations and they were all foaming in their mouths or holding their stomachs.

"I'm not..." Too stunned to react, I took the bowl and took a small sip to try and make her feel better. Oh god! How! I could barely keep it in and I had to vomit it out of a window. I could feel my soul come out with each vomit I did.

I could feel the anger and hatred emanating from every other member of our organization aimed at me.

"Are you, okay?"

"I'm fine..." Wiping the remaining bile and vomit around my mind, I gave her a stare and the others. "I'm teaching you how to cook."

That's what I said and it took me two weeks to teach her how to cook rice properly. I earned the anger of my organization members at first due to my reactions.

"WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW DID YOU TURN SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS RICE INTO SOMETHING LIKE THIS?! I FUCKING EAT RICE EVERY DAY AND THE FIRST TIME I COOKED ONE IT WAS BURNT BUT THIS FUCKING THING IS ALIVE?!"

"I'm sorry!" My boss cried out in genuine fear and distress as I used a pot cover to stop some tentacles from the rice from reaching her while the ones that were grabbed by the abomination glared at me.

It was the most stressful two weeks of my life. At least she can cook now and I was hailed as a saint. Even some strangers, probably some deities who saw me take my boss shopping even said so, especially the guys. Are they fucking maidenless?

After the two weeks of hell, I became a sort of confidante for my boss. Especially when I let her stay in my room to avoid some idiot stalkers that everyone else took care of. We also played some strategy games that involved me either winning or drawing with her through the use of awesome tactics.

Even my superiors were surprised when they saw me essentially turn my headquarters into a massive death trap while capturing my boss's headquarters. I admit that I took some satisfaction in seeing them shiver as I created a scenario when I was losing that resulted in the destruction of the entire continent our game was on so she would not win.

2 months after arriving in this and a month after the 2 weeks of hell.

I was now ready to have my status to be updated

Ren Cruz level 1 Freya Familia

Strength D
Endurance C
Agility C
Dexterity B
Magic A

Skills:

Arcane marksman: allow the user to summon a gun that can shoot magical elements.
Arcane armory: Allows the user to store numerous weapons and purchase guns in his personal pocket dimension.

Magic:

Distortion world: Allows the user to open portals by distorting space
Devouring Apocalypse: A magic that can devour the target depending on the chant used. The strongest version requires ten chants and can completely devour the target.