It was a cool day in Domino city, the battle city tournament had just
ended and Yugi had been declared the winner. The group watched as Kaiba's
jet flew off to America to spread the Kaiba name even more then they
already have.
"I can't believe dis Yug, You won anudda tournament", said Joey enthusiastically. " First da duelist kingdom and now dis, unbelievable."
"I think that you did pretty good too big brother,"said Shizuka from were she stood beside Anzu.
"Ya really tink so,"said Joey as he scratched the back of his head and chuckled to himself," I guess I ain't do too bad dis time. Its no second place, but it was still good."
"This has been one long tournament, even longer then the duelist kingdom,"said Anzu.
"Yeah, not to mention more dangerous then it as well,"said Mai as she glared over at Malik.
He chuckled nervously, afraid that at any moment she would spring forward and beat the hell out of him. " Sorry about that,"said Malik.
"Yeah yeah yeah,"groaned Mai."I don't know about you all, but I need a nap, I think that I'll head on home for now, anyone need a ride?"
"I'll take one,"said Joey.
"Yeah me too,"said Anzu,"what about you Yugi?"
"Sure,"Yugi said.
"What about meeehehehehehehe,"said a voice from behind them. It was clearly none other then Insector Haga.
"Ain't no way in hell bug boy,"yelled Joey as he kicked Haga away in to the sky, Team Rocket style.
"Ahhhhhhhh,"yelled Haga as he flew through the sky and landed in a garbage can, right where he belonged.
"I think that I'll head home with you guys on my bike,"said Honda.
"Guess I can ride with Honda, since the car will be crowded,"said Shizuka.
"I want a ride though, I can sit on Joey's lap,"said Bakura as he smiled and looked at Joey. The smile and glare of a madman.
"Uhhhh, no way queer, you can ride Malik home for all that I give a rats ass,"said Joey quickly.
"Okay, that sounds like even more fun to me,"said Bakura with a smile.
Malik suddenly got a frightened look on his face as he spoke slowly," Uh, now that you mention it, I should be heading home about now."
"Awww, do you have to go Big Boy?"asked Bakura.
"Yes,"stated Malik loudly as he put his cape on and disappeared.
"Oh poo, you guys aren't any fun,"said Bakura.
The group gave Bakura an odd look and drove away, without so much as a goodbye to the scary little man.
"Looks like I have to fend for myself now,"said Bakura,"but thats alright, it will remind me of the duelist kingdom."
Bakura walked around for a while. He didn't think that Domino city was quite as large as it was and he soon got lost. He continued to stalk around town, until he came upon a dusty old alleyway. He followed it and at the end was a sign.
The sign read. Soft Supple Young Boys needed, we pay in food and sex. Visit JAMBLA. Straight Ahead.
"Food, sex?"Bakura thought to himself, well I hope they are better in both the the YMCA."
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It was a while ago and Bakura was standing in front of the YMCA. Ya know that place that the song was written about, by those gay guys. Anyways, he walked into the Y and proceeded to the kitchen. Once there he reaches into the fridge and grabs a Salami, then walks out of the room and into the showers.
Upon reaching the showers, he removed his clothes and stood there, looking at the other guys.
"Excuse me gents,"said Bakura," But would anyone like to take this Meat and ram it into my ass?"
A few moments pass and soon enough, Bakura was booted out of the YMCA.
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"Those were the days,"thought Bakura,"Its really too bad that they weren't all gay, unlike the Village People. Maybe next time I'll try a catholic church. Hehhehe."
He walked out of the alley and saw a large brick building. He proceeds inside it and walks to the main desk.
"Excuse me, but I heard that there would be meat sex here,"said Bakura to the secretary.
"Veat Zex?"said the secretary as he turned and looked at Bakura. "Vat evah do you vean?"
"Oh boy, its Siegfried and Roy,"said Bakura excitedly.
"But Ves,"said Roy,"Vere is lots of zex zere."
"Lots of zex?"said Bakura," I mean sex, thats great, where do I sign up?"
"Very good zir,"said Siegfried,"Now just vollow me and zen ve vill get jew in."
"Hurry back love,"said Roy as he then winked as Siegfried walked Bakura into the back of the hall and entered a door.
No sooner did they enter the room, then Bakura was ambushed and attacked by a group of police inside.
"Got you now freak!"yelled one of the officers as they proceeded to whack him with their billy clubs.
"No this isn't what I meant when I said hard business,"yelled Bakura as he covered his face with his arms and continued to be beaten with the clubs.
After a while, the cops stopped hitting him and left the room to get some coffee, leaving Bakura in a beaten bloody mess.
"I know that I like it rough, but thats ridiculous,"he groaned as he slowly tried to stand up.
"Vow do voo like zat, voo ververt,"said Siegfried.
"I have to say, that was the most men that I have ever had on top of me at once,"chuckled Bakura and he looked at Siegfried. "Now where is my food and sex?"
"Von't jew get it,"said Siegfried," Vis is a povice sting. Zey vind veird vittle vreaks vand beat zem to a pulp zo zat zey von't be child movesters anymore."
"What,"exclaimed Bakura,"You mean to tell me that I don't get any hot muggy butt sex! This is an outrage!!!"
"Voo vare veird,"said Siegfried," voo vetter get vout of ere vag."
"Yeah, i'll go find someone to give it to me between to cheeks, Oh boy,"yelled Bakura as he strolled on to find somewhere to have a little fun.
"Veirdo, vo vell, ay Voy, vow about vome zex bevore vee vuck the viger,"asked Siegfried.
"You know it baby,"said Roy.
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Bakura walked throughout Domino city looking for fun. Alas he found nothing easily. He walked over to a Mcdonalds and walked inside, he was hungry. Walking up to the main desk he was confronted by an employee.
"Hello sir and welcome to Mcdonalds, what can I get for you today,"he said.
"Yes, I was wondering what was in the special sauce,"said Bakura.
"Well its a mixture of ketchup, mustard, and mayonaise,"said the employee.
"Um would it be possible to get someone to make me another special sauce, Im really hungry for one kind of sauce,"said Bakura.
"Is that ranch dressing sir,"asked the employee.
"Not unless you work at a ranch,"said Bakura.
"Then what kind of sauce would you like, Barbecue sir,"asked the employee.
"Only if your a texan,"said Bakura.
"Excuse me sir, im afraid I do not understand what you mean,"he said.
"Let me spell it out for you, I want somebody to J-E-R-K-O-F-F into my burger,"said Bakura with a smile.
The employee stared at Bakura for a moment then called for a manager with his headset.
The manager walked up to Bakura and spoke," Sir, did we not kick you out of here once before for asking to get a ride on the Ronald Mcdonald cock express?"
"Yes, but I still haven't gotten a ride, I mean, I just asked for another special sauce, whats the problem, the customer is always right, right,"said Bakura.
"Technically but you see sir, we don't carry that kind of sauce here,"said the Manager.
"What are you talking about, there are four hot muggy stallions here that could give me it, I'll pay extra if I have to,"said Bakura.
"Sir, I am going to have to ask you to leave,"said the manager firmly.
"Hell even you could do it, yum yum eat em up,"said Bakura.
Five minutes passed inside with Bakura whining about not getting his special sauce. He was thrown out in the front of the building.
"Fine, see if I ever come back here again,"yelled Bakura as he stood up from being thrown. "I'll go to Burger King, they do it my way, if ya know what I mean!"
Hours later Bakura still wondered around town, until he came upon an art shop with a contest for best art in the front of the building.
"I could win this easy, with one of my famous pictures,"said Bakura as he smiled and pulled a pad of paper from out of no where and began drawing a picture. When he finished he walked inside and handed the drawing to the person at the desk.
"What is this,"the man asked.
"Its my picture for the contest,"said Bakura," Isn't it just great."
In the picture, a chibi Bakura was taking it in the ass by a chibi Mirai Trunks. In the corner of the picture was a chibi Duo Maxwell crying about being unsexy and not getting pounded in the ass.
"You call this art,"asked the man.
"Sure do, I call it, the many sensuallities of Bakuraness,"said Bakura.
"Get the hell out of here and take your picture with you,"the man yelled as he threw the picture back at Bakura.
Bakura grasped the drawing and walked out of the store sadly. He looked around and tried to find yet another place to get sex.
Where should Bakura go to next? The mall, the pool, the gym? You decide, in
the next chapter to this story Bakura's Interesting Day, Part 2...........................................................................
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"I can't believe dis Yug, You won anudda tournament", said Joey enthusiastically. " First da duelist kingdom and now dis, unbelievable."
"I think that you did pretty good too big brother,"said Shizuka from were she stood beside Anzu.
"Ya really tink so,"said Joey as he scratched the back of his head and chuckled to himself," I guess I ain't do too bad dis time. Its no second place, but it was still good."
"This has been one long tournament, even longer then the duelist kingdom,"said Anzu.
"Yeah, not to mention more dangerous then it as well,"said Mai as she glared over at Malik.
He chuckled nervously, afraid that at any moment she would spring forward and beat the hell out of him. " Sorry about that,"said Malik.
"Yeah yeah yeah,"groaned Mai."I don't know about you all, but I need a nap, I think that I'll head on home for now, anyone need a ride?"
"I'll take one,"said Joey.
"Yeah me too,"said Anzu,"what about you Yugi?"
"Sure,"Yugi said.
"What about meeehehehehehehe,"said a voice from behind them. It was clearly none other then Insector Haga.
"Ain't no way in hell bug boy,"yelled Joey as he kicked Haga away in to the sky, Team Rocket style.
"Ahhhhhhhh,"yelled Haga as he flew through the sky and landed in a garbage can, right where he belonged.
"I think that I'll head home with you guys on my bike,"said Honda.
"Guess I can ride with Honda, since the car will be crowded,"said Shizuka.
"I want a ride though, I can sit on Joey's lap,"said Bakura as he smiled and looked at Joey. The smile and glare of a madman.
"Uhhhh, no way queer, you can ride Malik home for all that I give a rats ass,"said Joey quickly.
"Okay, that sounds like even more fun to me,"said Bakura with a smile.
Malik suddenly got a frightened look on his face as he spoke slowly," Uh, now that you mention it, I should be heading home about now."
"Awww, do you have to go Big Boy?"asked Bakura.
"Yes,"stated Malik loudly as he put his cape on and disappeared.
"Oh poo, you guys aren't any fun,"said Bakura.
The group gave Bakura an odd look and drove away, without so much as a goodbye to the scary little man.
"Looks like I have to fend for myself now,"said Bakura,"but thats alright, it will remind me of the duelist kingdom."
Bakura walked around for a while. He didn't think that Domino city was quite as large as it was and he soon got lost. He continued to stalk around town, until he came upon a dusty old alleyway. He followed it and at the end was a sign.
The sign read. Soft Supple Young Boys needed, we pay in food and sex. Visit JAMBLA. Straight Ahead.
"Food, sex?"Bakura thought to himself, well I hope they are better in both the the YMCA."
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It was a while ago and Bakura was standing in front of the YMCA. Ya know that place that the song was written about, by those gay guys. Anyways, he walked into the Y and proceeded to the kitchen. Once there he reaches into the fridge and grabs a Salami, then walks out of the room and into the showers.
Upon reaching the showers, he removed his clothes and stood there, looking at the other guys.
"Excuse me gents,"said Bakura," But would anyone like to take this Meat and ram it into my ass?"
A few moments pass and soon enough, Bakura was booted out of the YMCA.
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"Those were the days,"thought Bakura,"Its really too bad that they weren't all gay, unlike the Village People. Maybe next time I'll try a catholic church. Hehhehe."
He walked out of the alley and saw a large brick building. He proceeds inside it and walks to the main desk.
"Excuse me, but I heard that there would be meat sex here,"said Bakura to the secretary.
"Veat Zex?"said the secretary as he turned and looked at Bakura. "Vat evah do you vean?"
"Oh boy, its Siegfried and Roy,"said Bakura excitedly.
"But Ves,"said Roy,"Vere is lots of zex zere."
"Lots of zex?"said Bakura," I mean sex, thats great, where do I sign up?"
"Very good zir,"said Siegfried,"Now just vollow me and zen ve vill get jew in."
"Hurry back love,"said Roy as he then winked as Siegfried walked Bakura into the back of the hall and entered a door.
No sooner did they enter the room, then Bakura was ambushed and attacked by a group of police inside.
"Got you now freak!"yelled one of the officers as they proceeded to whack him with their billy clubs.
"No this isn't what I meant when I said hard business,"yelled Bakura as he covered his face with his arms and continued to be beaten with the clubs.
After a while, the cops stopped hitting him and left the room to get some coffee, leaving Bakura in a beaten bloody mess.
"I know that I like it rough, but thats ridiculous,"he groaned as he slowly tried to stand up.
"Vow do voo like zat, voo ververt,"said Siegfried.
"I have to say, that was the most men that I have ever had on top of me at once,"chuckled Bakura and he looked at Siegfried. "Now where is my food and sex?"
"Von't jew get it,"said Siegfried," Vis is a povice sting. Zey vind veird vittle vreaks vand beat zem to a pulp zo zat zey von't be child movesters anymore."
"What,"exclaimed Bakura,"You mean to tell me that I don't get any hot muggy butt sex! This is an outrage!!!"
"Voo vare veird,"said Siegfried," voo vetter get vout of ere vag."
"Yeah, i'll go find someone to give it to me between to cheeks, Oh boy,"yelled Bakura as he strolled on to find somewhere to have a little fun.
"Veirdo, vo vell, ay Voy, vow about vome zex bevore vee vuck the viger,"asked Siegfried.
"You know it baby,"said Roy.
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Bakura walked throughout Domino city looking for fun. Alas he found nothing easily. He walked over to a Mcdonalds and walked inside, he was hungry. Walking up to the main desk he was confronted by an employee.
"Hello sir and welcome to Mcdonalds, what can I get for you today,"he said.
"Yes, I was wondering what was in the special sauce,"said Bakura.
"Well its a mixture of ketchup, mustard, and mayonaise,"said the employee.
"Um would it be possible to get someone to make me another special sauce, Im really hungry for one kind of sauce,"said Bakura.
"Is that ranch dressing sir,"asked the employee.
"Not unless you work at a ranch,"said Bakura.
"Then what kind of sauce would you like, Barbecue sir,"asked the employee.
"Only if your a texan,"said Bakura.
"Excuse me sir, im afraid I do not understand what you mean,"he said.
"Let me spell it out for you, I want somebody to J-E-R-K-O-F-F into my burger,"said Bakura with a smile.
The employee stared at Bakura for a moment then called for a manager with his headset.
The manager walked up to Bakura and spoke," Sir, did we not kick you out of here once before for asking to get a ride on the Ronald Mcdonald cock express?"
"Yes, but I still haven't gotten a ride, I mean, I just asked for another special sauce, whats the problem, the customer is always right, right,"said Bakura.
"Technically but you see sir, we don't carry that kind of sauce here,"said the Manager.
"What are you talking about, there are four hot muggy stallions here that could give me it, I'll pay extra if I have to,"said Bakura.
"Sir, I am going to have to ask you to leave,"said the manager firmly.
"Hell even you could do it, yum yum eat em up,"said Bakura.
Five minutes passed inside with Bakura whining about not getting his special sauce. He was thrown out in the front of the building.
"Fine, see if I ever come back here again,"yelled Bakura as he stood up from being thrown. "I'll go to Burger King, they do it my way, if ya know what I mean!"
Hours later Bakura still wondered around town, until he came upon an art shop with a contest for best art in the front of the building.
"I could win this easy, with one of my famous pictures,"said Bakura as he smiled and pulled a pad of paper from out of no where and began drawing a picture. When he finished he walked inside and handed the drawing to the person at the desk.
"What is this,"the man asked.
"Its my picture for the contest,"said Bakura," Isn't it just great."
In the picture, a chibi Bakura was taking it in the ass by a chibi Mirai Trunks. In the corner of the picture was a chibi Duo Maxwell crying about being unsexy and not getting pounded in the ass.
"You call this art,"asked the man.
"Sure do, I call it, the many sensuallities of Bakuraness,"said Bakura.
"Get the hell out of here and take your picture with you,"the man yelled as he threw the picture back at Bakura.
Bakura grasped the drawing and walked out of the store sadly. He looked around and tried to find yet another place to get sex.
Where should Bakura go to next? The mall, the pool, the gym? You decide, in
the next chapter to this story Bakura's Interesting Day, Part 2...........................................................................
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