"Shut up Homo, this is my body right now, you are not coming out," Spoke Dark Bakura. "I dislike all the gay sex that you try and have using my body."
"Oh poo, you are just not fun at all," said Bakura.
"Shut up and go to sleep moron, I am busy currently," said Dark Bakura. He walked through the Forest of Illusion searching for the power that he earlier sensed. The powers of a millennium item holder, the powers that would grant him access to the great recesses of dark power contained in Egypt, still today. "Today, I will be victorious, the Pharoah is no where in sight to stop me."
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Kaiba trudged through a great desert, wearing his battle city clothes. He used his arm as a shield against the sandstorm that blew across the vast desest.
"Mokuba, this is getting me no where, activate protocol three eight four six,"he spoke and was soon teleported into another area of the world, hoping that this area would be closer to where Bakura currently was.
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Bakura trudged throughout the Virtual world.
"Why do we always have to do things for power, you know I might be a little more accepting of your ideas if you would just let a guy screw my brains out every once in a while," Said Bakura.
"GAH! Why do you always have to think about ass fucking????" Screamed Dark Bakura. "Even when you use to play games with your friends and I use to seal their souls in Minatures...you wanted ass sex, who else in their right fucking mind would be a WHITE WIZARD!!!!!"
"A KKK Member," Said Bakura.
Realizing that he had just walked right into that one, he sighed and trudged on, silently cursing the gods for sticking him with Bakura. "One of these days Vessel....POW....BOOM...."
"Straight to Joey's MOON!!!!"
Dark Bakura cursed himself again and walked on, not thinking....not speaking, for with Bakura around...thoughts could turn to thoughts of buttsex. After a few hours of walking and getting nowhere though, you tend to get pretty pissed off, or tired, which is just what Dark Bakura became. Tired. He fell asleep and Bakura regained control of his body.
"Now what is the fastest route, generally a straight few thrusts will do it, but this will require some real thinking," Said Bakura.
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Kaiba continued on throughout the V-R world, not being able to locate. Silently hoping that he doesn't, because if he does find him he'll either have to fight or be hit on, and Kaiba didn't like that second possiblity.
"Mokuba, where is that little fag?" Asked Kaiba.
"I don't know Big Brother, but there is an electrical storm coming from the east...You should get out of the game Seto", said Mokuba.
"Fine, and take Bakura offline as well, no use risking my technology on a test run." Seto spoke before being removed from the game world. Leaving his pod, he walked over to Mokuba and stared at a giant blob on the main monitor in front of him. "Is that the storm?"
"Uh huh, it amassed out of no where, we won't be able to access the information on the game for at least 3 hours...if not more," said Mokuba.
"That is fine, I'll be in my chambers if you need me Mokuba," said Kaiba. He walked out of the room as Mokuba powered down the remaining extra systems and also left the main room.
However, one flashing light remained on the screen, from a VR pod in Japan. Bakura's pod.
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Bakura sat up from his pod, with the Sensory goggles, a new product from the Kaiba corp, still were on his head. As he walked in the game, unknown to himself he was actually walking around in the real world too.
"Hmmm now where is that virtual Joey? I need that fat virtual cock, it will sedate me until I can really ride that Italian Stallion," said Bakura. He left the Labs and was now wandering around Domino city, an overly gay Bakura in a virtual world...reacting with the real world, what could be more scary than that?
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Waking up from a nap that he was having, Joey Wheeler yawned and sat up on his couch.
"Way'd Yugi go," He wondered, "Maybe he got scared of my dad being a fuckin homo wit dat Surge guy...I still wish dat dey woulda taught of a betta place to do dat."
From down the hall, Joey could hear sounds of moans and grunts. He could even make out a few words from what he heard, against his own will.
"OH.....God....Give it to me Surgey....!!!!!!!" Screamed out Joey's dad, Woody Allen.
"That is da power of Lightning speed!" screamed out Surge.
At that instance, Joey's eyes shot open and he grabbed his deck and bolted out the door, hoping to never return to this place again.
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Walking out into the street Bakura barely avoids being hit by a car and crosses the street walking into a telephone pole. Bakura pats the pole for a while and then kisses it a few times, In the Virtual world at that moment...he was walking into a giant penis shaped light post. It seems that the electrical storm is altering the game to it's player's whims, and we all know what Bakura wanted.
A few passersby noticed Bakura doing so...yet didn't seem to want to ask him a question, as if they already knew what would happen if they did.
"Oh yeah...this is soooo good," said Bakura as he started licking at the lightpost. Suddenly a shock went through his body, similar to that of Newtype senses from Gundam. "I sense...Joey!!!! THATAWAY!!!" Bakura pointed to the north and started running in the direction he pointed.
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Joey walked around Domino, his duel disk on his arm. He wasn't sure where he was going, but to him at that moment, anywhere was better than at that buttsex party back at home.
"I needs ta get into a duel or sompin, but din again, I did kick total ass at da last two tournaments dat I enta'd," said Joey, who was now grinning from his success, not taking time to realize that Yugi, Kaiba, and Malik had all gotten further than he did. "I know, I'll find Yuge and din we'se can duel some more, and din I can be a true duelist." He took off running towards Yugi's place, in the south. Not knowing that soon, his decision would have dire consequences.
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In the virtual world, Bakura was running through a forest with tree's all shaped like his favorite male sex organ.
"Kaiba sure know's how to make good games, I'll have to thank him with a friendship fuck later on," Bakura said to himself as he smiled big.
In the real world, he wasnt running in the forest, he was running in the middle of the street and was forcing on coming automobiles to swirve to miss hitting him. Though all that Bakura was seeing was fat cock shaped Battle Ships surrounding him in the forest. Looked like a scene out of Gundam, minus the penis.
From in the distance stood a sillouette of a man and from what Bakura could gather, it looked alot like Joey.
"JOEY!!" Bakura screamed
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He stopped in his tracks, knowing what he heard, and that he needed to hide as soon as he possibly could to avoid the possible reaming that he could be about to recieve. From in the distance he could see Bakura running up to see him, though he had some weird device on his head.
"Da hell is dat ting? One O Kaiba's special device tingys?" Said Joey as he scratched his head, not really sure what it was.
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In the Virtual World, Bakura stood before his virtual man, drooling profusely.
"Joey, I've dreamed of this....and now I'll have my way with your body," he said smiling.
"I want your body too Bakura, I've dreamed of this....now take me....rape me...make me yours," said the Virtual Joey.
The Real Joey was a different story though, as what he really said was, "Get da hell away from me Bakura, I aint care what you dreamed of, get lost, dont rape me...don't make me get the hose."
Bakura jumped on Joey and started ripping his clothing off. Although Joey was struggling, in the virtual world every thing that he did gave Bakura the idea that he still wanted it in the ass and was just playing hard to get. Bakura took his clothes off as well, and began to rip into Joey's body like a wild beast.
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Meanwhile, at the other side of town, Yugi had just finished passing out his grandfather's fliers for his business. He decided that he wanted a drink and headed up town to get something at Burger World. Little did he know the surprises that awaited him.
To Be Continued.