Okay, everyone, I know I haven't been keeping up with everything lately, BUT I have something new for all of you in mind. Best of all, this is a story where I can take suggestions, this time, for girls for Steve Smith! Yeah, Steve is sort of one of my favorite characters on American Dad, you can't help but feel a bit sorry for him that he doesn't get his chance with girls... so, this is sort of a story to give him a chance to help him out. Any ideas and suggestions for girls are welcomed for this story, so in a way, it's a Steve Smith x Harem story, if that makes sense. That means anything is on the table... with some exceptions. I'll explain when I get there.

It all started on a regular day in Langley Falls... or at least, as regular of a day as it could have been. Unfortunately for a certain, bespectacled fourteen-year-old Steve Smith, he was having a terrible day. Well, not as terrible as some of his other days, but things were not looking up for him today.

Sure, he can handle his mother, Francine Smith, overmothering him a bit. Sure, he didn't mind Hayley being her usual self, a little angry, but always spoke her mind against the individual rights. And yes, his father, Stan Smith, was at times often ignorant and always belittled him a few times, but even then, the family wasn't exactly the problem. No, it was what he was doing with his life.

Aside from his three friends, Snot, Barry and Toshi, Steve was always looked upon on others as a strange geek or nerd or just someone that tried WAY too hard to fit in with the 'cool' people. And even if it wasn't his standing in the class, it was always another thing... a couple bullies that often appear to beat him or his friends off, his friends often ditching him for some other thing that they were too busy with...

Not to mention his bad attempts at romance. While it was true he managed to get close a couple of times, the sad truth was that he was a virgin, and would probably never get laid. At first, Steve thought he was fine with it, but everywhere he looked, he saw some jock flirting with a pretty girl as said jock whispered sweet nothings in their ear and one girl would immediately jump on the jock, kissing him hard on the lips. Steve wanted to know how that felt... and yes, he had learned quite a bit about sex from his father (reluctantly on Stan's end, as Steve remembered), but even then, he could never get close to any girl that would be interested in him...

Those thoughts plagued him hard as he was walking along after school... alone... but rather than go straight home, he decided to take a detour through the park as he hoped to clear his mind of a few things. Unfortunately, not even the park was safe from his worries, as everywhere he looked, he noticed couples walking along, flirting, sitting by the park fountain, singing romantic songs, giving jewelry...

Steve groaned in frustration as he continuously tried to keep walking, hoping to get away... but he couldn't deny it anymore, for as soon as he found a hidden place to hide, he dove straight into a hidden bush and let out a little angry yell of frustration.

"I can't take it anymore! Everywhere I go, every day it's always the same. I see couples, couples everywhere, all of which are having a great time with each other." Steve spat in jealousy... before letting out a sad, lonely sigh. "And here I am... lonely as per usual, a virgin in everyone's eyes... I'm sick and tired of being a virgin. All I want is at least one moment where I can at least win one girl's heart... make her happy the way a man treats his lady... have the most wonderful time together..."

Steve scoffed as he crossed his arms. "Judging by how things are going, that's not going to happen..."

"But what if it can?"

Steve jumped at the strange new voice that came out of nowhere. "Huh? Who-who said that?"

"Pst! Over here. Come right over here." The voice whispered as Steve was looking around. "D-down below, you're looking UP. There you go. Now to the east and... right there!"

Steve's gaze stopped as he noticed a strange looking bottle standing upright. Steve raised an eyebrow in particular as he picked up the bottle in curiosity.

"Open the bottle and your answers will be revealed..."

"Roger? Is that you?" Steve asked as he peered closer into the bottle.

"Open the bottle and-"

"I can clearly see you inside. It's not exactly a dark colored bottle I'm looking at. I can even see your scrunched up face." Steve noted in annoyance as he turned the bottle all the way to reveal Roger's struggling face. The stuck alien's eyes narrowed in annoyance.

"Just open the damn bottle, Steve!"

Steve rolled his eyes a bit before popping the cork as smoke came out of it, blinding Steve for a moment as he let out a sharp yell. Once the smoke cleared, Steve opened his eyes as he saw Roger had now got out of the bottle (somehow unharmed) as he gave a wave. He was wearing a turban and a yellow vest, along with a white beard.

"Your troubles are over, my friend. For you have met the likes of me." Roger said as he went down on one knee and bowed his head.

Steve lowered his eyelids in annoyance. "Roger, what the hell kind of game are you doing now? Whatever the scam is... I... I really don't want to be part of it right now."

"The name's Chooder! Gouyda Chesa Chooder, and I am the mystical, magical creature of the bottle that you have opened magically." Roger said as he still talked in the mystical voice. "I have heard your troubles, and I am more than happy to assist you."

"What?" Steve said in a disbelieving voice.

Roger gave a sigh as he took off the turban and beard. "Hey, Steve. Roger speaking. I'm doing my best to help you out of your funk, and I know how hard it is right now, but you just have to go with it, okay? All right, I'm going back in character now."

As the alien put on the turban and beard, Steve frowned as he rolled his eyes. "Fine... Chooder. I desperately need your help."

"Ah, of the romance type variety, I take it." Roger said as he waved his arms. "Well, maybe I can help you with that, Steve."

The brown-haired bespectacled teenager rolled his eyes. "This better not be leading up to a prank."

"Steve, honestly, when have I ever-" Roger started to say, before noting Steve's glare. "Uh, don't answer that. But I can assure you, this is a hundred percent genuine. I know I'm usually a bit of an ass at times, Steve, but I truly DO want to help you out. Plus, it also gives me a chance to poke around and expand my personas beyond the horizons."

Steve crossed his arms as he looked over to the grey alien in the turban, still a bit unsure. "I don't know..."

"All I ask is for your complete cooperation, my friend. Follow me to my base of operations and I will explain it all there." Roger said as he motioned for Steve as he walked off. Steve silently stood for a few seconds before Roger came back, looking a little annoyed as he dropped the voice he was doing. "What part of 'follow me to my base of operations' are you not getting?"

Said base of operations was not at the attic in the Smith household OR in the garage of the Smith household, but rather, in a small storage locker somewhere in Roswell, New Mexico, Steve felt a bit awkward as he followed the still-dressed-up Roger inside.

"Why are we stopping in your little storage locker in Roswell, R- sorry, Chooder?" Steve asked. "I mean, all it contains is the old crashed spaceship that you arrived in. Dad told the family all about it, you told us all about it."

"A very good reason, my friend." Roger said in his thick accent as he hopped on the ship and started to push some buttons. "What I am about to show you, nobody else knows about. Not your father, not your mother... not even Klaus knows about this." Roger then frowned. "Not that I would trust Klaus with ANYTHING, you know how much of a blabbermouth he can be... anyway... here's what I'm about to show you..."

A compartment opened up in the spaceship as a small ball came popping out, with Roger catching it with his hand flawlessly. Roger slid down from the ship as he showed Steve the small sphere in his hand.

"A ball?" Steve said in disbelief. "You made me go all the way to Roswell JUST to see a ball? You know I MISSED several school days because of this trip, right?"

"Don't be fooled by its ordinary appearance. It's not what you see, it's what you feel that counts. Just touch the ball. I promise, it'll bring you somewhere... good." Roger said as he handed the ball to Steve.

Steve just looked in annoyance as he started to talk. "Look, Roger, whatever you're trying to sell, I'm not buying. If this is all just a scam to... WHOA!"

Steve jumped up as he noticed the ball glowing up as a green laser-like grid scanned the boy, Steve whimpering in fear. "Roger, what the hell is all this?"

"Shush, shush. It's okay... it's just scanning your memories... all the memories... of any girl you met, directly or indirectly, many girls you know, some that are near the back of your mind, but shoved aside... all of them are within here, my friend." Roger said, still talking in the accent.

All of a sudden, the ball shook as Steve let go of it, the small sphere rising as it started to circle around. Steve can only stare in awe as the sphere opened up, a variety of pictures of women, some Steve's age, some a bit older, circled around him before settling down a grid like fashion.

"Whoa... what was that?" Steve asked as Roger took off the disguise.

"Pretty neat, huh? It's how I like to get around sometimes whenever I don't use my freakish super-speed or when I'm in the mood for new personas. For example, did you know that in another universe, Dr. Penguin isn't just a persona, he's actually a real person?" Roger asked. "I've been to that universe one time."

"Wait, wait, wait..." Steve held his hand as he was trying to process what Roger was saying. "Are you telling me that this sphere is..."

"...a gateway to interdimensional travel? Yep, pretty much!" Roger nodded. "There's specifically two settings on it... ones where you can Quantum Leap into bodies of other people that are similar to characters you play in your imagination, AND ones where you Quantum Leap into your own body, but in another universe where whichever picture of the girl you choose, you end up with in the future. For your thing, I decided to put THAT setting on the latter."

Steve looked a little surprised by everything as he turned to Roger. "Why are you showing me this?"

"To be honest, Steve, I was a little sick of your whining and bitchin' about never getting a girl and never losing your virginity. I figured I'd throw you a bone and give you the chance you never get. Winning over a girl, nailing her, then having the time of your life. You can try it for as many times as you like. No consequences whatsoever." Roger explained before giving a slight frown. "Though I do remember that an old alien friend who gave me this WARNED me about overuse after a few hundred times, but that's neither here nor there."

Steve paused as he looked over at all the pictures of all the girls and women he had meant in the past. "So, I just pick a girl from my memory, ones that I've met directly or indirectly, and I'm there?"

"Well... there's a little more to it than that. You'll have to win her over, and when you get to that universe, you'll get the information you'll need... ahhh, I'm sure more will be explained once you pick a picture." Roger smiled as he leaned back and pulled out a drink as he started to chug one down, before looking towards Steve. "So choose already."

Steve silently nodded as he looked around at all the pictures of all the girls in his life and looked around in deep thought.

However, which girl would he even select?

And this is the end of the prologue, and this is your chance to pick! I already have my first girl in mind (Akiko Yoshida, since Steve x Akiko is my top pairing), BUT... other than her, all of the girls and women from American Dad are fair game for Steve! Just send in some suggestions for all the girls that you want to see Steve with, and I'll see what I can do...

The only rule I'm going to set is... sorry Roger fans, but I'm not going to accept Steve with any of Roger's female personas. So, no go on this one, Roger is going to be the person that sticks with Steve in every universe. Girls from crossover universes are also fine, as long as you pick something within reason.

Other than that, you guys are free to go nuts! Let me know which girls you want to see with Steve, and a short summary of what you WANT to see him do! Again, more than open for ideas here! Thank you for reading.