DiabloCat: Before I found , I used to write a little for a Halo fanfiction spot. I was browsing through, and saw this poem. And I decided to post it. Enjoy.
GUIDE TO THE COVENANT
Grunts are really easy, they turn and run away.
Shoot them in the back, and you're done for the day.
Jackals aren't much better, for they are pretty weak.
They need to use shields, to save their birdie beak.
Elites are more annoying, they just won't stay still.
But with patience and persistence, you will score your kill.
There is another type, they are far more trouble.
And unluckily for us, they are always double.
Yes, Hunters make me nervous; they make me want to cry.
(I occasionally wet myself, when they come charging by.)
But I am brave and sturdy; I'll be ready when they come.
I'll… wait is that one there?
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
DiabloCat: Yeah, it's weird. I wrote it, ah, around the beginning of 2004, or the end of 2003. I'm not really sure.