Disclaimer: This is about Mort Rainey, even though it doesn't clearly state that fact. But it still is. Even though there's no line in the poem that reads "You're readingeth apoem about the sireth of the nameth Rainey, Morton" or something like that.

Mort Rainey, or the sir of the nameth Rainey, Morton does not belong to me. Neither does the short story, or movie version of Secret Window (, Secret Garden). Hell, I don't even think it really belongs to those insane-iac movie people. Who it really belongs to is Mr. Stephen King, brilliant bright light of his era. Yaay! Snaps for Stephen!


Written of a Writer

Crazy, you say

Lounging, sleeping lazy

On the couch all day

Writer's block ridden

Trapped inside his mind's locked

The other part of him's on the outside

But still hidden

Raggy man clad in mystery

His fears increase just a tad

A tad toward insanity

His life's unraveling all over

Real's gone to fiction fast traveling

Nothing no more can he be sure

But still he fights it

The secret on his windowsill

He won't just sit

But stand tall

Take it like a man

Go against it all

All the feelings tense

But he will go

Hero fight the bad guy

On the TV show

Mort don't know

Confused psyco laying low

He'll end off good though

In finals, all that matters is the ending

All the evil good he's sending

It'll be good to have a easy-go close

He knows more than anyone will ever know


Now, wasn't that nice? A poem about a psyco writer, how cheerier could a little ditty get? I dunno, maybe you're not even paying attention and I'm talking to the air, or something similar to a brick wall. Whatever, I don't really care. You're at the bottom and end of the page, probably a centimeter away from the "Review" click-ie thing. So, click it and review! I'm waiting patiently by my computer.