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Sibling Bliss

On that fateful day, Itachi had a bad day at academy. It was another day spent learning nothing he didn't already know and during lunch period, he had spent every moment's rest trying to escape the clutches of his schoolmates. He sighed, wondering how a fan following could form so fast.

He may have been a hypocrite. But, with the exception of his brother who he was forced to tolerate, he hated children.

Only one thing kept his day from darkening any more than it already had. When he entered the door of the house, he took off his sandals and thought only of one thing- something full of chocolate, fluffy whipped icing, and most importantly, a hundred percent delicious. All Itachi wanted was the last piece of cake his mother had made for him for the induction ceremony the other day.

Entering the kitchen, he threw open the refrigerator door and noticed something was distinctly amiss. Where was his cake?

His heart sank as he turned around and noticed a small little boy squished in a chair with a plate of crumbs before him as he was greedily sipping his sippy cup of milk.

Itachi's eyebrow twitched. "Sasuke?"

The three year old jumped, before looking sheepishly to his older brother. "Yes?"

"Have you seen my cake?"

"No." Sasuke smiled, giving a chocolate-coated grin that would melt any mother's heart, but also gave way to his innocent lie.

It was from that day on, Itachi decided he would make Sasuke's life hell.

. . . What? You were expecting incest or something? Seriously, children, get your mind out of the gutter! They're related and underage, for crying out loud.

(To be continued, possibly…)