Disclaimer: Don't own Inuyasha.

Okay, this is the first of a line of Remix stories. This is my Inuyasha one, then prepare for my Kenshin version. But don't, it'll have a different concept, so don't expect a repeat. Enjoy!

Club Jam: The Inuyasha Remix

Chapter One: Goodies

"So this is it?" A young man opened the door. The room was a little dim and the decor wasn't the best, but it would do. He had long black hair which was tied in a low ponytail and wore a red bandana on his head. He had on a red shirt, black jeans and carried a black jacket over his shoulder. He dragged his bag inside and put it next the table on the left of him, and then he grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and called his friend.

"Hello?" said the person on the other line.

"Inuyasha? What do you want?" Inuyasha heard his friend yawn.

"Well, most people do sleep." Inuyasha ignored the remark, "So, what do you want."

"I was gonna tell you that I'm already here, but-"

"Wait, you're already here?" Miroku said a little more enthusiastically.

"Yeah, but-" Even before Inuyasha could say another word, Miroku was already at the door. "Wow, he's fast." Inuyasha opened the door and found his friend, smiling at him. Miroku was wearing a dark violet shirt and dark blue jeans and plain black converse. His black hair was shoulder length and tied in a small ponytail. Both his ears were pierced with one gold earring on his right ear and two on his left. Inuyasha smiled back to him and the two boys stepped inside the small room.

"Nice apartment." Miroku said in a sarcastic tone. Inuyasha frowned and hit Miroku on the back of the head. "Ow! I was trying to be nice!"

"Oh shut it. You be happy that you're only down the hall from me."

"But if I was just down the hall, why didn't you just come to my apartment?"

"Maybe that's because I don't know your room number."

"Oh." Inuyasha laughed at him. His friend may have been smart, but he didn't exactly use his common sense very often. If he did, he wouldn't be single at the time. Miroku was a lady's man. Every chance he had with a pretty girl, he wouldn't miss a line, or a touch. Either way, it ended up with Miroku getting hit on the head, or smacked in the face. It wasn't funny to Miroku, but all his friends would laugh their asses off.

"So," Miroku questioned, "What's up?"

"I was thinking," Inuyasha replied, "why don't we go clubing tonight?"

Not a bad suggestion, a new club opened downtown."

"A new club? You think anyone is there?"

"Yeah, it opened last week, and everyone's there." Inuyasha smiled.

"Well, let's go then." Inuyasha grabbed his jacket and house keys and he and Miroku were off. They hopped into Inuyasha red Celica, and drove downtown.

"Hey are we gonna get some dates?" Miroku asked.

"Oh yeah, where are we gonna find girls at 11 o'clock at night?" Inuyasha sighed, "Just find a girl to take home at the club."

"Good idea. Clubs are great places to pick up girls." Miroku grinned mischievously and Inuyasha rolled his eyes. Inuyasha stopped at a club with a bright neon sign that read, "The Remix".

"This it?"

"Yup, let's go inside." Inuyasha parked the car and the boys got out. Miroku started flirting with some of the girls near the door. He'll ever learn... Inuyasha thought and shook his head. Surprisingly, there was a short line, and after they got by the bouncer, the guys went in. The scene was just crazy! It was a two layer club, going underground. They entered through the second floor which had seating, and bottom floor was the bar, dance floor and some tables near the bar. There was a small stage next to the dance floor and there were a couple of girls dancing. Miroku looked at Inuyasha who was staring at the dancers. "Hot, aren't they?"

"Wha?"

"They all have such great bodies, don't you agree?" Inuyasha sighed. True, they were attractive, but they all looked like sluts. It was kind of irritating. Both the guys went downstairs and went straight to the bar. The bar tender was a girl. She had long brown hair tied up into a ponytail, and she wore a black uniform, which hugged every curve of her voluptuous figure. She had rose colored eye shadow hovering over her dark chocolate colored eyes.

"What can I get you guys?" She asked as she cleaned a glass.

"What I want is some of those goodies." Miroku said smoothly while pointing at her. All she did was roll her eyes, and slammed the glass against the table, breaking it. She smiled at him and rested her arms on the counter. Miroku blinked a couple of times, and swallowed hard. Inuyasha snickered.

"If you asked that again, all you're gonna get is my fist shoved up your ass. Got it?" Miroku frantically nodded his head. She smiled and asked again, "So, what can I get for you two?"

"Just a couple of beers." Inuyasha asked. She nodded and went to ready their drinks. Inuyasha turned to Miroku, "You know, if you mess with girls like that, your not gonna live for much longer."

"You got that right." said the bar tender. "Here." she placed the drinks in front of them and started to clean the glass off the counter.

"Thanks, what's your name?" Inuyasha asked.

"Sango." She brushed the glass into a trash can and wiped the counter with a rag.

"Sango huh? I'm Inuyasha." Inuyasha gestured to Miroku, "And that pervert is Miroku. But if you get to know him, he's okay." Sango laughed a little.

"That's sorta hard to believe." Sango turned to see another customer, "Well, nice talking to you guys."

"You too." Inuyasha replied, and Sango walked over to the guy across from them.

"How'd you do that?" Miroku asked.

"Do what?" Inuyasha questioned.

"Flirt with a girl like HER!?"

"Oh, Sango? And what do you mean 'flirt'?"

Anyway, how did you get her to laugh like that?"

"We were just talking. Why? Haven't you tried talking with a girl without flirting?" Miroku sighed and put his head down. "Oh, well, don't worry, there's always later. Besides, I think she likes you." Miroku laughed.

"Oh sure. She likes me, and I guess that's why she slammed a glass in my face."

"No, I think she likes you because she keeps glancing at you. See." Miroku looked at Sango who was staring at him. She noticed that he was looking back at her and she started to blush and turned the other way.

"Oh, well, that's different." Miroku got up and went over to Sango and started talking with her. Inuyasha smirked. I guess he finally took my advice for once. Inuyasha said mentally. He turned around and looked out to the stage. A girl with ebony hair just longer than her shoulders was standing there, center stage with a couple of other dancers he saw before. The girl was wearing a leather sleeve-less shirt, with buttons down the middle and a green trim. The top two buttons where undone, revealing apart of her cleavage. She wore a matching leather skirt and boots going up to her knees. Inuyasha stared at her for a while. Then she started dancing to the music of 1, 2, step. Her slim figure began to dance to the music. She was amazing. She wasn't just amazing in looks, but in dancing too. She had an indescribable grace, but also had the perfect beat to the sing. Not to mention a nice ass. Damn, I GOT to meet her! Inuyasha thought. Sango noticed Inuyasha staring and walked over to him.

"Her name's Kagome, she's a friend of mine. If you want me to set you two up, I'd be glad too." Inuyasha turned to Sango.

"You'd really-"

"Sure, I'm grateful." She turned to Miroku, who was waving at her.

"I'll think about it." Inuyasha turned back to the stage. "Kagome, huh? I'd really like to meet her."

That's it for now! Please Review. (Oh, and of I have grammar error, report and I'll fix it when I get the time, but don't push it too much, okay? Thanks .)