The folklore had been passed down onto you from your father, but long gone were the days where you would believe in the tales of living, breathing dragons. Life was cruel, and only the strongest could survive in these bitter lands. When fate deals you a bad hand, you find yourself on a cart being charted to Helgen. Of course, you're not alone in this endeavor.

Kyle is a Nord Mage that has just fallen into a deep, dark depression over the actions of Eric Cartman, a Nord Warrior. Kyle has summoned a member of the Dark Brotherhood, but when he sees that the assassin that has come is the Dragonborn, he decides he wants to see Cartman suffer. He isn't alone with Mysterion though. Karen McCormick is with him as well. K2, warnings inside.

When two unlikely blonds delve into the lives of a thieving Wood Elf and insufferable Nord, the four set out on two separate journeys, clearly heartbroken from past loves before they meet. Magic, fighting, honor, and all the gritty aspects of the land of Skyrim present itself valiantly before you, but in actuality, this is a love story. A love story with the foundation of hate.