me:woot!!my first humorous thingie!!!

hiei:fanfiction...

me:that thingie!!!and ill get to be in this one...

hiei:thats bad...

me:yep cause u know what that means...

hiei:holy shit..shes gonna do it...

disclaimer:lalalalala huh oh yeah i dont own crap except me cds and karaoke machine...

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

me and kurama are over and my mansion reading shoen jump that is old and he continues forcing me to stop drooling over sasukes tight ass

me:kurama lets have a karaoke party...

kurama:were did that come from?

me:the nonexistant canival in my mind!!

kurama:ok...who should we invite?

me:yusuke hiei kuwabara jin touya and koemma

kurama:no girls except you?

me:nope i want all the guys for myself...

kurama:uhh ok...

(i go to the window and scream)HIEI YUSUKE JIN TOUYA KUWABARA AND KOEMMA GET UR ASSES OVER HERE BEFORE I KICK THEM!!!

(door bell)

(kurama opens door)hello people ummm...hiei why do you have roses?

hiei:none of your buisness...

kurama:ok then...

everybody gathers around kaaoke machine and tv place and i come out with cds.hiei comes up to me and gives me the roses.

me:hiei u shouldnt have!!

hiei:ill take them back then....

me:hiei u silly goose!!

hiei: TT'

me:anyway!!who wants to go first!?!?!i got daniel beddingfield 2000 hits and other thingies...basicly i got everything...

noone speaks

me:ok i pick hiei!!!

hiei:WHAT!?!?!(hiei blushes)

me:come on shy boy..you know you want too...

hiei:uhh...ok..

me:pick one!!!

hiei:uhh this one..

me:ok

(puts cd in)

(hiei starts getting into it)

me:ok hiei will now perform he dont love you like i love you by daniel beddingfield...

hiei:(sings really good)

(everyone except hiei)O

hiei:

he dont love you like i love you

dont think about you like i think about you

he dont want to have your children

he dont wanna build his life around you

hiei walks up to me and holds my hands while hes singing

everyone else is laughing their ass off

hiei:

tell me i should not be feeling what

i am today

tell my to silence my heart

tell me weve been here before

and i will walk away from your love

everyone finally starts getting the picture and silences down

for there is a wall between you and i

and he hasnt been treating you right

ive been watching it all

ive seen you cry

and i just gotta tell you tonight

i start crying a little and i smile and so does he

that he dont love you like i love you

dont think about like i think about you

he dont wanna have your children

he dont wanna build his life around you

tell me this loves just a feeling and

will pass away

tell me your heart is a liar

tell me me youre not what i know you are

all that a man could desire

and he doesnt know

darling what hes got

but i would treasure you

if you give me a chance

i will make you smile

i will give you a love thats true

everybody starts sobbing and hugging each other and..ugghh..

so why can you not see

the place in your heart that was

made for me

why must you hidr yourself away

and why must you fight

the way that in holding your hand tonight

take the chance and give your heart to me

he suddenly brings me close to him and we share a passionate kiss

everybody else is hooting and screaming congrats to hiei

we break apart

hiei:that was fun,...

me:oh wait till tonight

yusuke:woot go hiei!!!

me:hiei you can pick now....

hiei:ok i choose.......

hahahahahahahahahahausukcersdontyahatemenowiknowyoudohahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

me:if you just read that and are a hiei lover pretend that u were in my place

ahh dammit i got a krick in my neck!!

hiei:let me help you with that...

me:> :)

review and no FUCKING FLAMES!!!oh and i want sugestions!!!