Disclaimer: Sadly I don't own Newsies... but I do own Trapper. So, yeah now onto the story.

The Little Camouflage Book

Journal Entry 1

Assigned topic- Free write about self.

God, I can't believe this witchy woman is making me do this gay assignment. I mean why would anyone want to write about him or herself so a teacher can read it. Well, I guess I may as well start to write about my self then I won't get a freakin' F in this class because heaven knows I'll end up with a D- no matter what I do.

My name is Louis Ballet. But if you call me that I'd smash you head. Maybe I need to tell you what you can call me. You can call me Kid Blink. I have a sexy eye-patch over one of my eyes, because it makes me look cool. And if you believe that I have a nice bridge that I'd like to sell you. I was at my first foster home when I was about 5 and my foster brother stabbed me in my eye in an attempt to get rid of me... Man, that was a screwed up 45 year-old. Well, this has been fun. I think I'm done now...

OH MY GOD! It's only been like 4 minutes! I still have 11 more. Wow... Look at Mush's journal, he's writing pretty fast. I wonder if I can manage to read some of it... Wait, does that say my name? Nah, it can't unless he's talking about how he wished he had my body because I'm so damn sexy.

Man, I'm kidding. Mush is totally straight. I mean if he were gay... he just wouldn't be Mush, ya know. But I kinda wish sometimes that Mush was gay. Because, Hell, if he were gay I'd become gay any day. I know, that sounds like I'm gay. But I'm not, I swear. Wow, I bet you anything that Mrs. What's her face is going to read this even if its just because I'm such a 'problem child'.

You see this is my first time coming to this class, I know that that sounds weird, because this is the first entry, ya know. The only strange thing is that today is also the 15 day of school... So I never come to class or anything like this.

Um... What to write about now... Um... Damn, more than 7 minutes left. I need to time to run up... I don't want to write anymore.

Wow... that corner of my notebook looks very sharp; I wonder if I can find I can cut myself with it... Well, it's worth a try.

WOW! It worked... but now I'm bleeding, dude that sucks... Well, that took up a whole 30 seconds... Hehe... I wonder what Mrs. Green will think about this.

Drip, drip, drip... Wow, this is fun now. I wonder if this is what Mush is doing, because he sure seems happy right now?

Wow, that look on his face looks a bit perverted... I wonder who Mushy-boy is thinking about?

That lucky girl... I wish he were talking about me... WAIT NO I DON'T! I'm straight and I always will be. Maybe I should sluff next period to make out with my girlfriend... but that would include finding a girlfriend during the break... Oh well, there's always Trapper.

Maybe I'll just save myself a hell of a lot of trouble and just go to class... I mean nothing could be worse than this assignment right? Well, at least I have a cool camouflage folder...

WOW! Itey has an orange one, that's cool. YAY! Mrs Green just said that time was up! Happy day!

A/N: Well, this is the second story in a series that my friends and I are working on. There's the stuff that are currently being worked on:

"The Little Black Book" written by me, three chapters up! Mush's journal.

"The Little Grey Book" not up yet... by Rannoch. Jack's journal.

"The Little Orange Book" also not up yet. Written by Obsessed wit' Aaron Lohr. Itey's journal.

Well, if you'd like to work on our project please e-mail me at and tell me who's journal you'd like to work on. Well, thanks for reading it and please review! (btw, these stories are fun to write)