The Little Camouflage Book

Journal Entry 2

Assigned topic- My Good and Bad Habits

Wow, this is a strange thing for me to have to write about... But let's see, my good habits, I can sluff class without getting caught. No, wait... that's not my best habit...my best habit is that I'm the straightest guy alive...

Wait... Was Spot just readin' my journal? If he were why'd he start laughing like that... grr... he's so mean to me. Because I am straight no matter what anyone else thinks. Because I am.

Well, more good habits, I were clean underwear very day and I brush my teeth twice a day. And I comb my hair once a week. Um... I also take a shower whenever my mom tells me too... I mean I take a shower once a day. I always come to school on time... that is when I come to school...

Um... another good habit, I've now come to school two days in a roll. Is that cool or what? Well, I don't think it is... But I'm only coming to this class because Mush told me that he'd tell my mom if I didn't... Grr...

Well, that's okay I guess I can forgive my dear friend Mush... But only because he keeps giving me a weird look, blushing, then going back to writing... But I beat that he's just looking at the girl next to me...

WAIT! Spot's next to me! So he must be looking at the girl next to him... No, that's just Jack.

But I guess that's fine with me... So... I still have like ten minutes left... I guess that I need to learn how to write slower... Because I guess I write fast...

Wow, that piece of the paper looks sharper today than it did yesterday... But Mrs. Green's giving me the devil eye... So I guess I should get back to my good habits.

I'm always able to find where people's hope is and make sure that they give up on it to believe whatever I say... wait that isn't me habit... that's Race's habit... Well anyway...

My bad habits... let's see... I...um... I dance in front of the mirror... I leave the toilet seat up. I never throw the empty toilet paper roll away... I bite my fingernails... I drink out of the milk carton. I lick the butter. I stay up until all hours of the night. I toilet paper my own house then call the cops and blame it on some other kids that live on my street. I stick firecrackers in mailboxes... I drive when I don't have my license on me...

I make fun of my teachers... a lot. I don't respect teachers... or adults in general. I don't wear my seat belt in the car. I speed on the highway. I try to drag race in my mom's station wagon... I dream about kissing Mush... I MEAN I lie about dreaming about kissing Mush... um... I daydream during my class... I daydream when I'm not in my classes. I sing in the shower...

I pick flowers out of people yards then I give them to other kids, who then get in trouble for stealing them...

I...um...I think that's about all... I mean I'm really not that bad of a guy... and those are like only the not so good ones... I mean the bad ones, the worst! OH! I forgot that I also make my little sister cry by calling her bad names... I swear a lot... I don't go to church...

Okay, I think that's all now... Wait, I have to go take this up to the stupid teacher...

Wow, she said that she's glad to see that I know how to write... is that an insult? Well, I'm going to stop writing now and just draw lines across the rest of the paper...

A/N: I think that that was my most favorite journal entry thing so far. . Well, please review... and I'm still looking for people to help me write some other people's journals. Hint hint. Well, if you are interested please e-mail me at or

Shout outs

Braids21- Yup, Blink is sexy with his eye patch... and I think that he (the one in this story) would be the first one to tell you that. I know that at least I think he sounds like a jerk in this... but I also know that I made up a lot of stuff to write in my journal just to see the teachers face if she ever read it... But I don't know if Blink is like that or not, yet... Thanks for the review!

Gryffin Parker- I had to ramble in it... Because that is what my journal at least was like because my teacher Mrs. Anderson told us that they have to be at least a page long... so I'd make like half of it up. . I'm still so happy to see that I'm not the only one who thinks Blink is hot. Thanks for the review!