Finally, Mrs. G.! Something that I'm good at writing about! Gossip! Yup, you heard it I'm good at gossip...in fact I flippin' awesome at it. Yup, I use the word "Flippin'" now because Napoleon Dynamite is like the sweetest movie like ever! Even though Mushy doesn't like it. :( He's such a spoilsport... anyway, back to rumors.
Let's see, Itey, after watching Napoleon Dynamite with me, decided that he wanted to change his name to Tina... and he thinks he's a llama...and that "Napoleon" aka Jack needs to feed his seventeen and a half times a day... I don't know where he got that number from because trust me, I'd know if it were in the movie... and it's not.
I think that Spot the homophobe is in the closet... either that or he's actually not hiding anything and he really is going to beat the shit out of me soon... but heck, a guy can dream can't he.
Maybe you've heard the rumors about you being in the mafia/gang and/or being a lesbian... OH! You mean that you haven't heard those rumors... oh, this is awkward... Well, if anyone should happen to mention them I want you to know I started it... I mean "Tina" started it... Because I'm a good boy! And if you believe that I have a very nice box of dehydrated water to sell you for only $29.99 or just five easy payments of $9.95.
Well, Mrs. G. I'm sleepy! Yup, because Mush spent the night... and let's put it this way there'll be rumors about that coming around as soon as I tell everyone about it! Not that we did anything though, because Mush thinks that we are "moving too fast" so we just watched The Last Samurai a couple dozen times... Man, Tom Cruise is hot...even if he is old enough to be my dad... Dude--et he'd be one hot sexy daddy... Of course he's no where near as good looking as my Mush is though.
WHAT! Two minutes left, Mrs. G. that isn't fair! Yup, I've been calling you Mrs. G. And you know why don't cha Mrs. "You must call me Mrs. Green and NOT Mrs. G. Mr. Ballet" like I'd ever listen to you. I mean it's not like your David's mom or anything.
BUT! That would make a good rumor to start... that David Jacobs is you bastard child by Mrs. Jacobs, because you are really a man... and that's why you give him good grades... and why he looks just as good as you do in a bow... I mean cough cough
OOPS! Times up later my non-homie Mrs. G.
A/N: YAY! Look at my update-age of something that's not depressing!!!! Now, it's time for shout-outs!
Artist2519:Hey, if you think this is crazy, you should read the one I actually wrote in my English class last year for myself... dude, now that was crazy! Well, I'm glad that it was fun to read. Thanks for the review!
Erin Go Bragh:I do know homophobes, sadly... which is why I am now a homophobephobe... because I don't like them... lol, I like your story, gay guys are awesome and hot! Well, I'm trying to write more slash, because I like they slash...it's just a lot of my newer stuff is really depressing. Hehe, I'm bitextual… lol, well, ya know it's because some couples need to be het. ya know... besides... at least I don't write Mary Sues anymore right (for the most part...and I think I only wrote one...) Thanks for the review!
Kid Blink's Dreamer:YAY! It made you crack up... but now let me mention just one thing, as a public service announcement, crack is bad. Well, thanks for the review.
time is a waste of life:Yippee! You like my lyrics? Hey, your journal, or rather Race's journal, is supposed to plotless right... I mean life is plotless right! Thanks for the review!
KikiYAY! You like it? LoL, I used to be upset when people wrote slash about characters that I liked, then one day it just hit me, slash makes guys hotter! Yup, it's a statistic (because 95 of statistics are made up). Well, thanks for the review!
GinnyYou know I have Mush's journal up, it's called "The Little Black Book", it's his point of view. Well, thanks for the review!