Beautiful Stranger
A person walked on the beaches of Port Royal. They were wearing a sky blue dress with icy silver trimming and a bodice with some lace poking out the top. The dress' skirt puffed out in a full bell at the bottom and the inner petticoats were a pure, navy blue. They were wearing dainty, high-heeled shoes that were icy silver to match the trim on their dress. They had skillfully applied make-up to their faces, lining their lips with a dark red colour and applying blush high on their cheekbones. Their coal black, intelligent eyes, lined with kohl, glinted in the sun reflecting off the water. Their dark tresses, twined into braids and dreadlocks looked much like Captain Jack Sparrow's.
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This was not surprising as it WAS Captain Jack Sparrow, dressed up in ladies finery.
"Bloody bets," he muttered darkly, "Ye won't catch me playin' cards with Will again."
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Hey, as you might have guessed, this collection of stories will be making fun of bad role-players. It's what I imagine the role-playing world would be like if people still came up with ridiculously perfect Mary-Sue role-players but Jack stayed the same.
Personally, I'm having fun.