All's Fair In Love and War

Ok here's chapter two. I will try to get Chapter three up in a few days…

Chapter 2- An Old Friend

In waltzed the Infamous Captain Jack Sparrow, surrounded by a bunch of whores taking in every lie he said and acting like he's their God or something. He was dressed in his usual attire, hat and all. His shoulder-length dark hair hung around his face draped over his shoulders and ran down his back. He smiled as the whores surrounded him, allowing a few of his golden teeth to be visible.

She saw Jack sit down in the far corner of the bar and shoo off all the whores. When she saw that he was alone, she headed over in his direction. He had his hat over his eyes, so he didn't see her coming.

"'Ello sweetness, if yer looking to get lucky tonight, order up some rum, and I'll see what I can do," she whispered seductively.

You could see that million dollar smirk cross his face.

"'Ello Annie. Glad t' see ya. Come 'ere an' give' 'ol Jacky a kiss," Jack greeted cheerfully, pushing his hat off his eyes and wrapping his arm around her shoulders. He started pulling her forward.

"No. Why would I give you a kiss?" Annie pulled away, putting her hands on her hips.

"Two reasons love. One, you 'aven't seen me in over a year. An' two, because las' time I saw you, I believe you were drunk an' I believe you said 'Next time I see you, Jack Sparrow, I'm gonna kiss you right on dem biggggg juicy lips of yerssss!!!' See love? Ye owe me a kiss," Jack answered.

"YOU STILL REMEMBER THAT!!!" Annie's green eyes grew wide.

"Sure do love."

"Damn you Jack Sparrow! Fine I'll give you one kiss."

She lightly kissed him on his lips. She happened to notice something while she was kissing him.

"Dammit Jack, when was the last time you brushed your teeth?"

"Why d' ye ask?"

"Because your damn breath smells like a donkey's arse!"

"No need t' be harsh love. No one 'as ever complained 'bout my breath…well, besides Governor Swann, but tha's a different story."

"Okay seriously Jack, the reason whores," Annie started getting choked up. "Sorry, something was in my throat. Yes back to the subject, they don't complain about yer breath because they know you pay well. So, no complaining and good loving means good money."

He started stroking his beard. "Good point love, but I'll jus' ferget you completely ruined my ego, as long as you can 'andle the breath an' give me a real kiss."

"Why would I care if I ruined your ego?"

"I don' know. Ye should; I'm Captain Jack..."

"…Sparrow, I know," Annie finished for him. She gave an exasperated sigh. "Fine. I'll kiss you as long as you leave me alone to do my job after."

Jack smiled and stood up. He lifted her chin with his thumb and made it so she was looking into his eyes. She noticed that he kept looking from her eyes to her lips. Then, they finally they locked lips. He started licking her lips asking for entry, since having his lips on hers, she was in a trance. So she accepted. After about four minutes she realized what she was doing and pulled away, even though she didn't want to. She didn't even glance back at him; she just started to walk away.

"Aneice, I 'ave a surprise for you. 't's about yer ship."

That made her turn around.

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