One thing that annoyed the hell out of me was humans. Another thing that annoyed me was the female half of any species. Black widows fight over a girl and then they mate and then the female eats him! They're fighting for a sooner death! Watching the humans in everyday life, I'd have to say that the female is dominant over the male in more than half of the human relationships.

Now combine them and you get something that annoys the two hells out of me. Female humans, annoying high school girls that thought that they were better than me to be specific.

That girl! Hitomi; she is such a bitch! She gets all pissy real fast and she has a knack for saying the worst possible thing for any situation! And she calls me a dog! A dog! This Hiei reduced to a human domesticated pet! Twitch, twitch.

But she's okay actually. I watched her during school, mainly out of lack of anything better to do. She was so different at school; she was almost attractive. Attractive personality wise, that is. She was always quite good-looking. Defiantly prettier than some lesser demon females, those slugs…

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Bad Ass Girl            By: Jineka

Disclaimers: I don't own YYH or IY…but I'd love to own Hiei…my little slave dog (And I mean that in all innocence ^_~).

Whoot! Third chappie. Aren't you excited?! I bet half of you who are reading this always skip the author's note. I don't blame you of course, I do all the time! ^_^

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Chapter 3      Ice Cream

~*~ Hiei ~*~

"IT IS NOT! HIEI IS JUST A STUPID DOG!!!"

I heard Hitomi yell approaching the gate of the school. I sighed irritably, oh god can't I kill her? I am NOT a stupid dog, contrary to popular belief…

She stalked toward me and slapped me across the face really hard before returning to her friends. Twitch, twich. "Man…I can't believe she just did that…" the one with the red pigtails whispered to the others.

"Yea, I know…I always knew Tomi was tough and all, but this…" whispered another girl with a long black ponytail.

The girls nodded among themselves. I stood where I was at the gate contemplating the situation. I could tell her off, but with the other human girls? But if I didn't she might think I'm weak or something…hmm…the big choices in life.

"Tomi-chan…should you really have done that…?" Ms. Pigtails asked.

"Ayame. I really don't care if I did or didn't," Hitomi replied.

"But it still was rude, dog or not," Ayame said a smile slowly appearing. "Invite him to the hangout with us."

The other two girls' eyes widened a second and they both broke out in smiles. "Aya…" Hitomi pleaded looking around, "Sango…Kago…" She looked over at me. I stood there and stared back. "No fair, that's triple-teaming."

Kagome grinned, "It's time the tables turned and we all picked on Tomi-chan anyway."

Hitomi thought it over and sighed in defeat, "Okay, okay. I'll invite him, but if he says no then no more bothering me."

Sango grinned, "Nope. Invite him. If he says no then beg him…I dare you to beg him and say…" she leaned over to whisper into Hitomi's ear.

"WHAT?!" Hitomi yelled breaking away from the group, "SANGO! You can't be serious!"

Ayame and Kagome were jumping up and down, "What? What?" Sango leaned over and whispered into their ears. They burst out laughing and Ayame fell over and started pounding the ground.

"That's a good one!" Ayame yelled, still laughing on the ground. I raised my eyebrow in suspicion, what dare was that good…that had something to do with me? That was a creepy thought. Best avoid it, let's see…they said that Hitomi had to say something if I said no…great all I have to do is say yes.

Hitomi was standing near me already, "Sorry about that. Want to come with me and my friends to the hangout?" I bet she was silently praying for me to say yes. Yes or no…

"I have better things to do with my time," I said dryly. She gulped before slipping into a seductive smile.

"But it'd be more fun with you. Whatever better things you have to do, I can show you a better time…" With that she started to dance around me, slowly, erotically, what the hell was she thinking actually doing the dare!

She wrapped her arms around my neck and bit at my ear. "Fuck me…"

So that was the dare… "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" I yelled pushing her away from me. She fell down and I saw her eyes flash red for a second, but they went back to their normal color fast.

"I know you enjoyed that," she said simply dusting herself off as she stood up.

Her friends were nearby and heard every word. They stood there shaking with silent laughter, but Ayame couldn't hold it in. She burst out laughing and pointing (ahem, at me) and Sango, Kagome, and Hitomi started laughing too.

I had my sword at Hitomi's neck for the second time in two days. All the laughter was cut through immediately and a ghostly silence settled over us. Hitomi stared at me boredly, "You know you can't…"

I narrowed my eyes, though she made a fool out of me, slapped me, and laughed at me, she was right. I couldn't kill her. I was helpless.

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We all sat at Hitomi and friends' 'hangout' which was nothing more than a small ice-cream parlor that Ayame's grandfather owned. Her grandfather was so hairy everywhere. Like his face had so much white hair growing out of it and stuff. He looked like a dog or a wolf…

Hitomi's friends kept whispering stuff like 'idiot…carrying a sword…' and 'Tomi got mixed up with a guy like that?' and '…homocidal tendencies…' It was kind of creepy who they kept giving me the evil eye getting all protective and stuff. Human girls…

I watched as they talked about school. Sango about 'the stupid pervert' aka Miroku, Ayame about 'the sexiest man alive' aka Kouga, and Kagome about Inuyasha and how he was 'always flirting with that Kikyou,' yea, the normal girl stuff.

This was so stupid, why did Koenma leave me to the girl? Why not Yusuke and Kuwabara? I bet I could stop the demons from entering the human world better! And Kurama ditching out on all the 'fun'…that bastard.

"So Hiei, how far have you gotten with our little Tomi-chan?" Ayame asked.

"What?!" Hitomi and I yelled and stood up at the same time. "Why would I have anything to do with her/him?!" We promptly sat down simultaneously.

Hitomi's friends looked at one another, "Denial," they nodded.

"Guys!" Hitomi blushed, "Stop it! It's not funny!"

Ayame put her hand on her chin thinking, "Looks pretty funny to me."

Kagome laughed, "The tables have really turned, my friend."

Hitomi frowned. "Radish and onion is not for eating," she huffed getting up.

Sango nodded, "See you later Tomi-chan?"

"When we get together and learn," Hitomi replied. What the hell are they saying? Don't tell me they have got some secret language or something…that's even creepier than the evil eyes!

I watched Hitomi leave the building and thinking fast, got up to follow her. No way I was staying with her creepy friends. As I walked out the door I heard Ayame coo, "Just like a loyal puppie-dog, how adorable!"

I clenched my fist, just keep walking Hiei, pretend you didn't hear that. Big open spaces, big open spaces. Heck with this! Maybe I'll try venting my frustrations on Hitomi?

"Are you coming or not?" Hitomi stood in front of me. "Let's go home." I am not a dog! I have better things to do! Or so I tried, in vain, to convince myself.

"Yea, yea, I'll follow you." We walked a bit in silence.

"I don't really want to go home yet, mind if we head to the city?" Hitomi asked.

"It really doesn't matter what I say, you'll still go," I answered vaguely.

She laughed, cutely, "I guess you're right, so the real question is want to come with me?"

I really had nothing else to do… "Hn."

She looked at me oddly, "I'll take that as a yes?"

"Hn."

"Okay whatever."