a/n this the story of Nick and Judy play the roles of Shrek and Fiona . Nick as Shrek , Judy as Fiona , clawhauser as donkey , Gazelle as dragon , Bigwig as lord Farquaad , CinderMary mouse from Cinderella as cinderella , A sheep as snow white and other Disney characters. songs not mine from Shrek the musical
Never let them see that they get to you 9 years old Nick thought as he took the muzzle off him and walked away from the junior ranger scout building.
AS he walked he found an abandoned house in the middle of the rain forest district. A place where no would hurt him or bother him and he stayed there for 16 years never making any friends and never making any of his dreams come true.
One day Nick was sitting on the the toilet reading story.
"Once upon a time there was a beautiful lovely bunny princess. But she an enchantment put upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by true love first kiss. She was locked away in tower guarded by a high tempered gazelle. Many noble bunny Knights tried there best to free her from this horrible prison but non succeeded. She waited in the gazelle keep in highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true loves first kiss. "
"Yeah like that's ever gonna happen" Nick laughed as he ripped a page of the fairy tale book and flashed it down the toilet. But as Nick was opening the door it got suck and he had to break the door down.
"Keep your big, bright, beautiful world I'm happy where I am, all alone I've got all I need So read the stinking' sign!.
Ow! Keep your big , bright, beautiful world I party on my own anyway Doing' what I can with a one-man conga-line Yeah,.
your big, bright beautiful world Is all in bears and unicorns Take your fluffy fun and shove it where the sun don't shine!.
I prefer a life like this It's not that complicated Sure, I'm fated to be lonely and I'm destined to be hated If you hear the romures they say it's why I was created. But I don't care 'Cause being liked Is grossly overrated".
Who needs a big, bright, beautiful world? I've got my own little patch of the world It's not a big, bright beautiful world But it's mine All alone, it's mine And it's mine". Nick sang as he pick up two buckets and went to the watering well. Meanwhile outside of Nick 's house predators and all different animals were moving into the forest.
"Look, you've all read General Bigwig decree Chief Bogo.
"Yeah, yeah,chief Bogo we read it. "All predator and strange animals have been banished from the Kingdom of Zootopia. All predators and freaks will be sent to a 'resettlement facility." Dumbo said.
. "When I call your name, step forward". Chief Bogo said "Dumbo the elephant with big ears" .
"Here and i don't have big ears" Dumbo said as his ears grow bigger.
"That's your patch of mud down there" Chief Bogo said.
"Thank you very much" Dombo said.
"Ugly Duckling!" Chief Bogo said.
"Dumped on a rainforest I tell you, sometimes being a predator or a freak sucks pine sap! Life is disappointing Woe is what I know Outed by my ears That's just how it goes for poor poor Dumbo Story of my life Always doomed to fail abandon by elephants Made into a clown That's the story of my life, oh yeah That's the story of my life" Dumbo said.
"Three Bears, take your spot over there by that sign. No, that's too far! Too close. Ah! Just right" Chief Bogo said.
"Strife is never ending" a dog said
"Lucifer" Chief Bogo said.
"Banished from the town - Robin Hood the Fox said
"maleficent the dragon" Chief Bogo said
"They dragged me from the pond" the ugly duckling said
"They throw plates on my head."The three bears said
"They blew our houses down." The three pigs said
"March hare "Chief Bogo said
"Life is but a dragon hunt. "Maleficent the dragon said
"Mama's in the mud Mama's in distress" mums bear said
"They ridiculed my hat". The March hare said
"They said that we were fat "the three pigs said
"They tore my cotton granny dress and called me a hot and tranny mess "the big bad wolf said
"Story of my life Booted from the ball The party's off the hook "Captain Hook the lion said
"But I'm too off-the-wall. "A monkey said
"That's the story of my life." All the animals sang
"You're late, Rabbit!" Chief bogo said
"That's the story of my life" the white ribbit from Alice in wonderland said.
"Have fun, you guys" Chief bogo said
"That's the story of my life" all the perdoraters and strange creatures said
"And remember, if we find you back in zootopia , you will be made into luckily foot charms and riped to shreds " Chief Bogo said
"I always dreamed I'd get a happy ending And this right here? That's how it goes. I always dreamed I'd get an ever after "ever after" If this is it, it blows It blows It blows." All the predator animals said
"This is worse than that time I caught Dutch elm disease in Tijuana!" Dumbo said
"Story of my life All the wasted prayers All the broken dreams" all the predator animals said
"All the broken chairs All the damage done All the busted beds - All the shattered bowls -And the porridge on our heads" the three bears said
That's the story of my life, yes, sir That's the story of my life, That's the story of my Life. All the predators sang as the song finished.
Meanwhile in the streets of zootopia a fat overweight cheetah was being chased by the rabbit guards and he was ran into Nick who was in front of a tree put a sign up saying this was his part of the rainforest as Nick turn around Clawhauser the cheater ran behind him as the heard the guards come after him and they came to a stop when they saw Nick.
"You Fox" one of the rabbit guards said rudely to Nick
"Yes "Nick said looking at the sheep
"By order of General Bigwig you both under arrest". One of the rabbit guards named Capion said
"Under arrest but why we're just a Fox and a cheetah what did we do wrong" Nick said looking at the cheater then back at the rabbit guards.
"Yeah he is a fat overweight cheetah a freak of nature like you horrible sly, untrustworthy Fox." Campion shouted to Nick.
"Now calm down rabbit don't get your long fluffy ears in a twist or tangle." Nick said while walking towards the rabbit guards.
"Stop! Talking Fox we placing you and that cheetah both under arrest." The campion said getting a little scared of Nick but stayed brave.
"Oh really you in what army " Nick said as Nick looked behind the rabbit guard and the guard turns as well to see where is fellow guards have run off. The rabbit campion Guard turns in his tail runs off leaving Nick to go back to his business and started to walk back to his part of the rainforest with Clawhauser the cheetah following closely behind him.
"Listen can I say something to you that was really something back there incredible." Clawhauser said
"Are you talking to me "Nick said as he turned around but the cheater wasn't there so turned back around and Clawhauser was right in front of him
"Woah" Nick said as he saw Clawhauser in front of him Clawhauser can move fast for an over wight fat cheater.
"Yes I was talking to you can I just say the you handle those guards back there it was great they thought they had me and then you showed up and Bam! They were tripping themselves up like baby animals in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that." Clawhauser said " it's so good to be free" Clawhauser said as he took a deep breath of fresh air of Mother Nature.
"Listen Sports" Nick said but got interrupted by the cheater
"My name Benjamin Clawhauser " the cheetah said introducing himself to Nick
"Ben Clawhauser whatever look why don't you go and celebrate your freedom with your own friends mm" Nick said hitting to Clawhauser that Nick wanted to be left alone.
"But I don't have no friends and I'm not go out by myself. Hey! I got a great idea I'll stick with you" Clawhauser said as he court up with Nick. "You mean orange fighting machine could scare anyone who ever comes cross us."Clawhauser said
Nick showed his teeth out and sharp claws And made growling noises at Clawhauser to try and scare him but the cheetah just laughed and said. "Oh wow That was really scary And if you don't mind saying Your breath will surely get the a job done." Clawhauser said as he tried to fan the smell of Nicks breathe away.
"Why are you following me "Nick said
"Well I'll tell you why because cause I'm alone There's no one here beside me my troubles all gone there's none to bother me But you've Gotta have friends" Clawhauser began to sing
But Nick stopped him and said "stop singing well it's no wonder you don't have any friends".
"Wow only a true friend would be that truly honest." Clawhauser said
"Listen Mr Clawhauser take a look at me what am I" Nick asked. Look at the cheater
Ben Clawhauser looked Nick up and down and said "very orange."
"No I'm a Fox you know I'm meant to be sly and untrustworthy doesn't that bother you "Nick said
"Nope I trust you " Clawhauser said
" really Nick said
"Really really ... Fox I like you what's your name." Clawhauser asked Nick
"Um Nick Nicholas wild" Nick the Fox said
"Nick... well you know what I like about you Nick you've got that I don't care whatever animals think of me thing I like that I respect that Nick you alright. Clawhauser said as they both walked to Nick's rainforest house.
"Wow look at that Who would want to live in a place like that" Clawhauser said looking at Nick place.
"This is my home." Nick Said walking to his front door with Clawhauser walking behind him.
"Oh and it's lovely just look at this place it's amazing what you've done I especially like that bolder that is a Nice bolder" Clawhauser said then notice the sign that said horrible fox stay away.
"I guess you don't get many friends around it do you" Clawhauser said
"I like my own company and privacy" Nick said as he got his house key out.
"I do too that's another thing we have in common like I hate when someone gets in your face you try get them to leave and then there's that big awkward silence you know. " Clawhauser said as silence came across the rainforest and Nick looked at Clawhauser.
"Can I stay with you" Clawhauser said
"What" Nick said
"Can I stay with you please." Clawhauser asked nicely.
"Of course Nick said sarcastically
"Really" Clawhauser said with hop in his eyes
"No"Nick said
"Please I don't want the back there you've got let me stay please please please you've got to let me stay with you you don't know what it's like to be considered a freak well may you do that's why we have got to stick together." Clawhauser sang
" Sports" Nick said
"no no don't speak don't , don't speak Just hear me out. I might surprise you I'll be your friend when others hate you . Don't you stop rolling your eyes start with the moping you need pal my calendar is open. I'll bring you soup when you get sick or congested, I'll bail you out When you get arrested. I've got your black when, when, when it Gets scary and I"ll shave it when it get hairy." Clawhauser continue to sing while Nick looked at him widely.
"Please let me stay please , let me stay don't let me go , don't let go oh, oh , oh you need me you need,. I'll treat you right and act shabby. If you kill you a mammal I'll hide the body.. what do say your not responding... " Clawhauser pause for a moment to let Nick answer but Nick didn't say anything and kept looking widely at the cheater singing thinking he was crazy.
"I think were bonding, please let please stay don't let me go, don't let me go you need me , you need me . You and me we belong together likeWallace and gromit, Shrek and donkey. Or butter and grits, like kibble and bits , yin and yarn, strum and drag, like and Chang attached to hip but an old bunny lady hip that might break. I'm going to be on you like a fat kid on donuts. Yum , yum. Like Cupid and psyche, like pop rocks and Micky.
"We will sick together that Velcro stuff. I'll be the fuzzy side you be the spiky. Ooh like little animal kids pyjamas with those fully things at the bottom you know , fee-ties or and donuts. Mm let see what rhythms with donuts and diabetes. Please let me stay, please let me stay, don't let me go. Hold me hug me let me stay please. " Clawhauser sang as kneeled down and grab Nick leg but Nick pushed him off and was starting to get annoy and little angry.
"Don't let me go, I need you , I need you I need you " Clawhauser sang while running in circles changing Nick getting out off breath as he continue to sing. Then he stoped And said "wait a minute just give a sec" while patting " I'm so out of shape". Clawhauser said get his breath back and the last words of his song.
"Don't let me go, go , go please let me stay. Don't let me g,g,g,g go. " Clawhauser finished singing on his knees looking up at Nick pledging that he could stay.
Nick looked down at the cheater and felt a little sorry for him. " Fine you can stay but on Night only and no more singing" Nick said while opening his front door.
"Oh thank you" Clawhauser said while running in front of Nick and into the open house. "Ooh this is gonna be fun we can stay up late and tell each other scary stories. And in the Morning I'm my marking donuts ". Clawhauser said while running and looking around the Nick's living room and start on the comfy sofa chair.
" Where do I sleep" Clawhauser said looking around the room again then back at Nick who looked very angry, frustrated and annoyed looking straight back at him .
"Outside" Nick shouted surprising himself and Clawhauser
" Oh I guess that's true I mean you don't know me and I don't you so I guess outside is best you know" Clawhauser said looking sad a and look at the ground and walked slowly out the front door passed Nick who's frowned and looked guilty he mean to shout at the cheater. " Good Night" Clawhauser said sadly with tears in his eyes not looking back at Nick.
"Wait sports I mean Ben I guess you can sleep on the living room sofa ." Nick said regretting what he was saying to Clawhauser now with happy face as walked quickly house with closing the him. "But you stay In here and don't come near me. " Nick said as he walked into the kitchen/dining room and slammed the door behind him
"Oh ok I'm stay all alone I'm alone there no where beside me . " Clawhauser said as he fell asleep on the sofa.
It was 7pm in the evening and Nick hand make a insert roast dinner and at his dinner table with a lit candle starting to eat and enjoy his meal. As Nick heard Clawhauser soaring and looked at the kitchen closed door and shook his head and continue to eat. Then he heard more noise as he got up from the table I thought Him told you to stay in the living Nick thought as he went to kitchen door but he still heard Clawhauser soaring. And went back to his dining table.
Then heard another noise and saw three blind mice that where tops, trousers and little hat with little blind sticks in there hands as they walked while taking to each other.
"Well Fellas it's a far cry from CinderMary's Farm but what choice do we have." Jack one of the mice said.
"It's not home but it will do just fine." Luke the other blind mouse said.
"What a lovely bed" Gus Gus the fat blind mouse sad bouncing on a bit of insect on Nick's plate.
"Got ya " Nick said as he grab Gus. But Gus escapes and lands on Nick shoulder and smells Nick ear,
"I found some cheese Gus said biting Nick ear yuck Awful stuff. " Gus said while jumping off Nick and ladling on Nick table.
"Is that you Gus Gus " Jack said
"How did you know" Gus Gus question Jack.
"Enough! "Nick shouted as he grab the 3 Mice "what are you doing in my house." Nick said then decided to put mice down go to bed he get mice poison out first tomorrow morning Nick thought as he going in to his bedroom.
"Hey Mr you can't go in there the bed taken" one of the three blind mice said
"What" Nick said with a confused look on his face as he opened the bedroom door as saw a wolf wearing pink Pjs sitting on Nick bed.
"What " The wolf said to Nick as Nick pick the wolf up and throws out of the back door while saying.
"I live in a rainforest I put signs I'm a hobble sly untrustworthy Fox what do I have to do to get a little privacy. "Nick shouted throwing the wolf out the door. The saw all the rest of the predators animals in his back garden. "What are you doing in my part of the rainforest" . Nick shouted as Clawhauser heard Nick shouted he ran the back door behind Nick yo what was going on. As Nick looked at him with annoying eyes.
"Hey do look at me I didn't invite them" Clawhauser said as he pointed to the crowd of animals.
"Oh, gosh! No one invited us we were forced to come here. "- dumbo said.
"Forced? By who? " - Nick said
"General Bigwig He huffed und he puffed und he signed an eviction notice. " One of The three little pigs said
"Oh, really?! Well, not my problem. Now you all need to turn around and go back where you came from. " Nick said
"Go back? We can't go back! General Bigwig will turn us into lucky foot charms and rip us to shreds look The guy's bad news. Hey, maybe you could talking to him, huh? Yeah, he'd listen to you! You're big and scary. " One of the three little pig said
"I'm also a Fox , which means I stay in the woods and avoid large crowds. but fine does anyone know Where Zootopia and General Bigwig is " Nick asked Nick asked the crowd of animals
"I do I know where zootopia and General Bigwig is Clawhauser said putting his paw up"
"Does anyone else know where to find anyone at all"Nick said hoping someone else would answer a really didn't want to go on a wild goose chase with Clawhauser
"Me me I know I know a pick with me Clawhauser said jumping up and Down"
Ok fine I going to go to zootopia and see this General Bigwig right now and all out of my part of the rainforest and back where you came from so don't get comfortable". Nick said to the crowd of protester and strangers animals cheered
"And you Ben are coming with me" Nick said
Oh that's what I like to Nick, Nick and Clawhauser on a crazy wild adventure I love. On the road again sing it with me Nick I can't wait to get on the road again me. Clawhauser said behind Nick.
"Can I Whistle" Clawhauser said
"no" Nick
"can I hum it " Clawhauser said
"Aright" Nick said as Clawhauser Hum the song. As they both left the rainforest and started there journey to zootopia not knowing that this trip would turn Nick's upside down and change Nick whole life and world for the better for he would find friendship on this trip to zootopia.