A/N: ok another short humor fic is up. This one maybe two or three chapters depending. Anyway a foreword first…Kira fans please don't take this personal, but despite all that will happen just remember this saying what goes around comes around. Anyway the title and summary explains itself so please enjoy and offer suggestions if you wish.

Chapter 1

The Voodoo doll

It was a nice and sunny day at the PLANT city of Martius City as Ezalia Jule was walking up to a odd looking store in front of her. She opened the door and she went inside the strange little shop. Inside the shop the store had many objects that were simply bizarre and very creepy in nature. She saw monkey hands in a jaw, an alligator eyeball hanging up on a stick and a very freaky looking statue that Mrs. Jule couldn't really make any sense of. As Ezalia examined the shop a small voice behind her said.

"Can I help you with something?"

The voice was so sudden that Ezalia almost jumped out of her skin, but she recovered from the shock as she turned around and saw a short little old man standing there wearing dark sunglasses and wearing old robes. "Yes I am looking for a gift for my son." Mrs. Jule replied. "I only came here since this store had a ninety percent off of everything sign out front." Ezalia thought.

"Your son eh…I have just the thing that will satisfy him." The store owner said as he disappeared into the back of his shop to return later with a small box. He laid it out on the counter in front of Mrs. Jule and he opened it saying "This is a voodoo doll. Just place a hair of someone your son wants to torment and he make whoever he wants suffer. The doll is indestructible and no matter what he does to it the doll will not be destroyed and the victim will not die no matter how much pain he cause him or her."

"I don't believe in such things, but I suppose this will make a fun gift for Yzak." Mrs. Jule commented.

"Good…it is only one dollar." The store owner replied.

"Well that is an excellent deal…I'll take it." Ezalia said as she bought the doll.

Once she had it in a bag she left and returned home later to give it to her son. Upon arriving at home Ezalia handed the box to her son Yzak while the young Yzak pilot asked "What the heck is this?"

"I thought I could give you something fun to entertain yourself with." His mother said with a smile as Yzak opened up the box and saw the voodoo doll inside. "It's a voodoo doll. Just place a hair of one of the people you wish to torment and then you can cause them any kind of pain you want without fear of killing them." Mrs. Jule informed.

"It's a cheap doll." Yzak grunted.

"Oh just get someone's hairs and try it out. Who knows maybe it will work." Ezalia answered.

"Alright…maybe I can use it on Athrun or Dearka the next time I see one of them." Yzak said with a moody expression on his face as he juggled the doll in his hands. But suddenly a thought popped into his mind. "If this voodoo doll did work the first person I want to try it on would be that Kira Yamato."

A day later down on earth in Orb Kira was in a haircut shop cutting getting his hair trimmed. After he was done and a bit of his hair was left Yzak popped up from behind the store as he seized the hair and he placed it inside his doll.

"It's a good think Dearka told me that Kira likes getting his haircut done here." Yzak through as he watched the doll suddenly changed to look more like Kira. Kira picked up a small needle as he ran up to the window so he could watch Kira. He poked doll in the back once and at the same time Kira jumped up feeling his back. Yzak did it again and the same thing happened.

Yzak kept the doll in its box until he returned home to the PLANTs where he could start his fun without any interruptions. Kira was in for a lot of trouble.

A/N: oh dear poor Kira. May the fanfiction author have mercy on his soul, but don't worry like I said Kira cannot be killed when someone torments him with voodoo no matter what Yzak does to it. But still the thought is scary isn't it. Anyway read and review next chapter coming soon.