I don't own starcraft or red vs. blue. I do own characters in this story. And I PWN the N00bs. Done.

Purple vs Teal 4: Not so Purely Owning The Newbies?

Dean Hallway raced above the badlands on his vulture. He had been skimming for a few minutes now, and he already saw the command center of Purple Command. He parked his bike behind a hill and walked towards two men, one wearing light armour, like his own, and the other heavy firebat armour.

Note: although not explained by starcraft I think that drivers and technicians wear light armour because they are protected by vehicles already and technicians just don't get in combat situations.

The Colonel talked to Laurens. '- I mean, the virus is out of her right? She has absolutely no reason to be angry on me,' he said. 'Yeah, well,' Laurens started, 'She's still a tank. Apologising to a tank is the smartest thing to do, sir.'

'Excuse me, sir', said Hallway, 'pvt. Hallway reporting.'

'Fiery fuck!' Colonel said. 'That took a long time. We're busy right now. Get inside the barracks. You'll find everything you need there.'

'Okay sir.' Said hallway and walked to the barracks.

'Hallway,' Colonel said, 'that sounds a lot like hollow way. And that sounds like hole-in-way.' 'Whatever,' Hallway mumbled.

Tim had walked for 15 minutes now. He finally saw the Teal command center. He hoped they hadn't killed him by now.

After a long search, Hallway grabbed the medical stuff and walked back to his bike, past the two men. 'Where do you think you're going with that stuff, private? Medical leave? I don't think so. We always share the drugs,' Colonel said. Hallway replied, 'Actually sir, I'm going back to psy-zero-psy. The teal side stole the medical supplies there.'

Colonel thought: Wait a minute, we are in psy-zero-psy. Or, because he's going back to psy-zero psy, that would mean we are not there. And because we are not there, purple has taken over. But the only way they could have got us away from there without us noticing, is with weird alien technology. And if they have that technology, why not destroy us. They have us here for a reason. And now they are taking our medical supplies. I bet this is some weird experiment to see how long we can survive without our supplies. They wont find out. ILL KILL THEM ALL!!!

Laurens said, 'He must be an infiltrator, look at the light armour. Only reconaise type troop would wear that. And because we were expecting a technician, he could infiltrate into our base! We have to capture and question him, then send a report to Teal command. Then the attack against purple will finally be launched.' 'That was exactly what I was thinking,' said Colonel. Bullets flew trough the air, hitting Colonel in the chest. The armour hardly took any damage, but due to the impact blow Colonel fell over. Laurens fled into a bunker. Colonel did not see the attacker anywhere.

'This is not an attack,' said Tim, 'Just an accident. Do not start a war please. Leave us alone. We will get you new medical supplies, we are just borrowing these, ok? Come on Hallway, get to your vulture. I'll cover you. And give me a ride, I don't feel like walking back.'

They went back to purple base.