While I was reading, Tony went out to check some strange lights outside. He came back a couple hours later, after having been abducted by aliens. When I was done with my book, I went out to the elixir shop again.

And then Tony and I decided we needed more room for the two of us and our kids, so we moved out of my parents' home and went across town. Our new house had a small garden in back, so I took to selling the produce I got. My dislike for nature got overruled by my desire to have some sort of income of my own (kinda like it did at the park that one night I stayed out all night with Tony).

My parents invited all of us to a Leisure Day party, but we didn't feel like going. While I was out running errands for the garden (and finally risking missing curfew), Tony went to give a business presentation.

All of this was starting to get a bit boring. Am I turning into a boring housewife? I thought.

OK, yeah, I did get caught out. I thought Tony was gonna get mad, but he didn't. I was going to ask him to christen the bed in the master suite, but he got abducted by aliens again. While I waited for him to come back, I used an elixir to turn me into a fairy. My new wings were big, bright green things.

Tony and I finally did have sex again when he got back. I'm not sure what the aliens were doing to him, but he was heavier than he was when he first got taken.

That Friday was just another boring day at school. I did make friends with MaryKay Shallow, although I hated her brother, Dallas.

While I was doing my homework, I found out I was pregnant again.