Disclaimer: points to LOTR people I don't own them, sadly.

points to everyone else grinning they're mine.


Despite the fact that fitting all of us into two cars wasn't the easiest thing on earth, we finally got to the salon. However, trails will ever ensue.

"I WILL NOT HAVE MY HAIR CUT BY, BY, BY, THOSE CREATIONS OF EVIL!" Legolas shouted all the way across the room. I tilted my head and stared, even I wasn't that bad about it. I looked at Jeremy, but he was too busy laughing at him to help. I glared.

"I have to do everything." I said cynically. I lifted the dryer off of my hair, it was being curled, and stalked over to Legolas. He seemed to be trying to fend off the scissors with a blow dryer.

"LEGOLAS GREENLEAF WHAT IN THE NAME OF MIDDLE EARTH DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" I shouted. Legolas stared; he even looked a bit ashamed. I lowered my voice.

"Now, even your friends didn't have any problems with the scissors, you can get a trim, it helps get rid of split ends." Sulking Legolas went back to his chair, muttering about not having split ends. I snorted.

By the time that we had finished, Legolas had his hair trimmed and was wearing a hat to hide the ears. Aragorn and Boromir had trims and their beards shaved. Gimli, we were saying he was a dwarf, looked slightly tidied up. The hobbits had shaved feet and trimmed hair; we decided they could be kids, if Pippin would stop asking for pints. My hair was finally non-frizzy and curled, Jeremy had contained himself, and Jaycie, well, umm, Jaycie was being Jaycie.

"All right everyone, I'm taking you all to the mall. It's like a market where you can give people green pieces of paper to get other stuff. As for now, you either have to stick with Jeremy or me, no exceptions. Is that clear?" Everyone nodded so I lead the way out into the mall.


A/N: Really short because of the fact was written before I had to go to bed, requested by the great Killer Chicken because MJ hasn't gotten her act together yet glares Next chapter will be about the trip to the mall, and get into the major plot idea!!!Yay!!!