Chapter Seven

Sitting in that sewer, waiting for the scouts to answer was like waiting for a pot to boil. I knew they would eventually say something, but like the pot, I was probably going to be in hot water when they eventually would say something.

The first to say something was surprisingly enough, Serena, or Usagi or Sailor Moon. Whatever her name was. I was expecting something a but more insightful then "Ewwwww…" But that's what it was. I could tell, the other scouts were thinking along the same lines. After all, a boy has occupied their friends body. I was mentally wondering about what it would be like to be one of the other scouts. Which in retrospect was a bit weird. Here I was, the only boy to ever fully be a girl and I was thinking 'wonder what it would be like to be Rei, or Mina?'

Luna was the first one to say something of significance to the group. "Scouts, we still have to investigate. Possible whatever cause this to happen can be found down here."

"Yea." I agreed, trying to wave the scouts to put this moment past us.

The scouts on the other hand seemed to disagree with my statement. They were perfectly willing to follow Luna's suggestion, but I was not going to be going. They were all insisting that 'I SAY PUT!' If they needed me they could come back, or send some one.

I was about to argue, but I'd already caused enough trouble. "You better not man handle Ami, you pervert!" Serena scorned me. Good thing I didn't tell them about this morning's activities, or they probably would have tied me up. But this did raise the concern that I'd do something to Ami while they were gone. The discussion eventually went too, "What if something happens here, while where gone? Sam can't do anything." I would have augured that too, but I still was thinking, 'Just shut up, you already got your self into enough trouble.'

Well, the verdict was that one of them was going to stay with me, while the others went ahead. The one who stays behind was to make sure Nothing happened to me till they could figure out how to fix this problem. She was also unspokenly responsible to make sure I kept my hands off myself. Leave it to a bunch of girls, not to trust a guy alone. Sailor Venus was the lucky scout who got to stay. I guess the logic was that if I became too much of a problem, she could use her chain power and tie me up if needed.

As the others left, I could tell, that Venus didn't like the idea of staying with me too much.

After a few minutes, I figured the best way to pass the time was to make somekind of small talk.

"So… your name's Mina, right?" I spoke out, hoping to ignite a conversation.

"You already know my name." She bitterly retorted back at me.

And their was that ackward silence again. I tried to think of something to talk about, the weather...well, we're in a sewer so that would be pretty pointless. After all, the sewer's pretty discusting.... or maybe that's just the girl side of me.... ack, who knows any more. I could try talking about being a scout.... nah, that'll just remind her that I'm in her friend's body....

Without really thinking, I just blurt out, " So, when's Ami's period?" Venus just looked at me strangely. "Well, you know I'm a guy now... and I was just wondering when Ami's period was.... incase I'm stuck this way. I'll kind of like to know when I should expect it." I rambled... At this point, anything past her not telling me to shut up was welcome. I didn't really realise the stupidness of the subject till later. After all, what I knew about women's time of the month could be summed up in a sentence... 'Women get it, and it comes once a month.', well, that and most women are crumby during it.

Venus just kind of look at me.... I wasn't sure what she was thinking. How wierd I was...perverted, dumb, ignorate...

"What's a period?", Venus said back, seeming curious. I just looked at her, my jaw probably hitting the floor if it was that kind of Cartoon.

"Period... ah...PMS?....", Venus just looked at me like I was speaking greek. "You know, that time of the month...", still, the blank look on her face... Venus had to be at least 15 or 16... most of the girls I know atleast know of them, if not get them.....

"I don't know what your talking about.", Venus responded after a bit.

"Well... to be honist, niether do I... I just assumed that... you know...." I shruged my shoulders in a hopeless gester. After a while of retrospect, I figured, that cartoon characters don't get PMS. I mean, how many times have we seen Sailor Jupiter, or Sailor Venus say, " Can't battle, I'm going threw my time of the month." Like, NEVER.... SO I figured, Cartoon Characters don't have a time of the month or nothing.

While I was sitting on the large pipe against one fo the walls, Venus sat down beside me. I felt I had to say something to reinsure her I wasn't a pervert, "You know, well...I'm sorry bout all this. I mean, being Ami and all..."

"Why did you do this?" She asked me.

"Wasn't my idea. I was just going about my day and BLAM, I'm Ami."

Venus looked at me, " How do you know about Ami, and the rest of us... I mean, you know things..."

I shruged... She probably wasn't going to believe me anyway, and anything else would sound like a lie too. " Actaully, your all in a TV show", all this, I motioned my arm, " you and the others are on TV."

"TV?"

"Yep... Well, thier a little differences... like Sailor Moon's name is Serena on the TV show, not... Ugasi... or what ever her name is. You Rei and Ami have the same names... but Sailor jupiter's called Lita."

"Makoto."

"Yea, see... slight differences..."

"And why'd you kiss Mars?"

I shruged again, " A couple reasons... mostly just to prove to myself who I am."

"Who you are?"

"Yea... sounds kind of stupid, but I'm really a guy...but ever since this morning, I've been getting kind of mixed signals.... Like I'll be looking at some girl I pass by, thinking what... guys ussually think, and then find myself looking at a guy, thinking similair thoughts."

"I didn't know Ami looked at guys like that."

"She does.... I guess she hides it better... ", I look down at myself, "It's really odd... I like girls, but I guess Ami's body is hard wired to like guys... so, well, I hope I'll get it sorted out, expectually if I'm stuck like this."

"So you kissed Mars.... to see if you like girls?"

"Well, sorta.... akind of just prove to myself that I'm still a guy, inside."

"Oh...well, I guess that makes sense...", She paused for a sec, "...well, did it work?"

I looked at Venus, realising where this converation might be going, "Not really, she kind of woke up and spoiled it."

"Well, I guess we might aw well solve this problem right now." Venus said, more causually then I was expecting.

"What, you want me to kiss you?!"

"Well, it'll let you figure it out, wouldn't you. And I could tell you if you kiss like a boy, or a girl."

"Well...ah...geez...", I scratched my head.

"Unless I'm not the kind of girl you'll kiss as a boy?", She said, seeming a little dissapointed, and a little matter-factually.

I did a quick scan of Venus, kind of apprasing her.... I already knew the answer. "Well, ya, I'd definely want to kiss you."

"Well, then....", Venus sat thier, just looking at me. If I wasn't already dreaming, I'll be asking, AM I DREAMING?! Mina...Sailor Venus... the Sailor Scout of Love wanted me to kiss her... and, well she was as sexy as she was on the TV. Even if she was a cartoon.

I leaned into her, "Well, alright..." and I slowly leaded and puckered my lips and tilted my head to the side as I got closer, and closer to her, till I made contact with hers lips. I'm not quite sure how long I was kissing her. I knew after a couple seconds, My hands was on her hips. Her hands where around my shoulders.... or maybe it was her arms, I wasn't quite sure. And she even started a little french kissing, as her touge went into my mouth. I was surprised how much she was getting into this. Me, well, I was mentally jumping for joy and scorning myself for not having the right 'Equitment' to see if I could get farther with her. If I ever wanted to be a male during this experance, it was NOW! Both of us were getting into this, and it was amazing.

After a uncountable amount of time... I could have been seconds or hours, I couldn't tell, our lips seperated. We had our hands on eachother, our bodies up to eachother. We looked at eachother in the eyes for a second, then Venus jerked back, as thought she just remembered I was in Ami's body and not my own.

"Well, ah.... I think your still kiss like a guy." She said, red in the face.

"Ah, yea, I thought so too...", I looked at her, not sure if I should say something else. It felt like a moment I should say something else, but I couldn't think of what. To be honist, that was the closest I ever went full out, kissing a girl, and it was a dream. Oh well... still felt nice at the time.

I sat upright then, and rested my hands on my lap. "So, ah...", Venus seemed to glare at me again, "What?!" I said.

"I don't think your hands should be thier." She said, going from miss Hot, to Miss Cold in a mircosecond.

"Huh? " I looked at my hands. "Oh, sorry...", I lifted them off my lap, and put them to my sides. "You know, I might be stuck this way, and anyway, I'm not feeling myself up or anything.", I said, while I was thinking, 'After all I did that this morning', feeling more concious of my breasts and other parts as I was saying it.

"Still...", Venus glared at me again.

I was about to come up with a come back.... well, I was thinking of one.... Ok, I was dumbfounded. Anycase, and cats came running up the cordor calling for Sailor Venus.

"What's wrong?", Venus instantly stood up, as the cats approached.

I stood up too, after all, I might be needed.

"The other scouts were captured." Luna spouted out, while trying to catch her breath.

"By whom?" I asked. Both Artemis and Luna looked at me, as though I was the one to blame. I thought at that moment, I was getting a lot of dirt looks being thrown my way. But now we had a emerency.