Green With Envy (Part Two)
Jiralhanae
Cortana wears a pair of olive-green hip-huggers, her favorite black belly top with the phrase 'Got Spartan?' printed on it, complete with dark green platform sneakers; her hair styled in two short pigtails. She looks in her full length mirror, smiles conceitedly, and says:
"Hmph. That blue-haired John-stealing bitch has nothin' on me."
She grabs her silver shot-bead necklace and puts it on. There's a knock on the door, just when Cortana is about to grab her black and green Prada bag.
"Hold on a second!" She yells from the bathroom. The knocking gets louder. "Wait a minute!"
The constant knocking gets even more bothersome.
"KEEP YOUR MJOLNIR ON! I KNOW IT'S YOU, JOHN!"
Cortana cracks the door just enough to see his face. She opens the door even wider, stunned to see what John has on.
He isn't wearing his usual MJOLNIR; he's wearing….skater clothes! A green tee shirt, faded blue jeans, really cool green and white Vans, his hair dyed green, a slap-bracelet on his left wrist, and the bow on the package—a chain dangling from his right pocket.
Her mouth is literally dropped to the floor.
"John, is that…you?"
He puts his hands in his pockets, smiling sheepishly, shifting from foot to foot.
"Yeah…..it's me."
Cortana ,at a snail's pace, shakes her head, still in total shock. She smiles brightly and gives John a high five.
"Master Chief, you look GREAT! I know you're glad to finally be out of that—"
Her sentence is cut short by…her. Little miss blue hair---and blue skin! She has on the clear-cut same exact outfit as Cortana. She can feel her blood boil.
I know this Covenant-lookin' bitch ain't rockin' my shit. Cortana thought to herself. She wanted to beat her ass right there, but she had to keep her cool.
The blue-haired girl spoke to John.
"Mind introducing me to your… diminutive friend?" Said the blue-haired girl. John's 'date' is part human, part Covenant with full human features. She is the same height and build, has the same measurements, everything except the bitchy attitude.
John introduces the two enemies.
"Cortana, this is my girlfriend Tawana; Tawana this is Cortana, my best friend."
Tawana partially cuts John off in the middle of his sentence with a rude remark.
"More like your little sister," She says with a smirk. Cortana fires back by pushing up on John, gently caressing his chest with her slender fingers.
"Say John," She says in a sexy voice. "What do you say we…get a place tonight after the party, and I'll show you what a real woman can do."
Tawana frowns angrily and shoves Cortana.
"Hey! Why don't you find your own Spartan to screw, you little slut!"
Cortana shoves her back.
"Who are you callin' a slut, you tacky-ass Covenant bitch!"
Slightly annoyed by the girls' shoving match, John steps in between them, pushing them apart.
"Enough! We'd better get to the party if we want to get there on time!"
The three walk down the long corridor. Behind John's back, Cortana and Tawana gaze angrily at each other.
Cortana whispers under her breath:
"You. Me. After the party."
Tawana responds arrogantly:
"You got it."
Keep a look out for Part Three: CAT FIGHT!
