Joker (Persona 5)
Intro Motion
Entrance 1: Joker is swinging around with his grapple hook and makes a stylish landing with a sly grin. After the opponent, Joker pulls out his dagger and got into his fighting stance.
Entrance 2: Joker walks onto the battlefield while pulling on his gloves for adjustments. After the opponent talk, Joker place his hand close to his mask ready to rip it off for battle to start.
Intro
Mirror Match, 1st:
Joker (P5): Is this my shadow?
Joker (P5): I am the true self.
Joker (P5): We shall see about that.
2nd:
Joker (P5): You can summon Personas too?
Joker (P5): More than you can imagine.
Joker (P5): I'll search deeper within.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Is this from the Velvet Room?
Joker (P5): To test your willpower.
Joker (P5): It's showtime!
4tH:
Joker (P5): Never thought I face myself.
Joker (P5): And I face weirder things.
Joker (P5): Think this takes the cake.
Adam Taurus, 1st:
Adam: You dare approach me?
Joker (P5): Your ways must end.
Adam: Pathetic human, die!
2nd:
Adam: Stealing from me is a big mistake.
Joker (P5): I will take your heart!
Adam: I will destroy yours first.
3rd:
Joker (P5): The White Fang doesn't need you.
Adam: I am its future for Faunus.
Joker (P5): More like their destroyer.
4th:
Joker (P5): I know what happened to you.
Adam: So, you hear to mock me?
Joker (P5): To make you turn yourself in.
Adora, 1st:
Adora: You're pretty sneaky.
Joker (P5): Best perk of being a thief.
Adora: Wish we had you in the Rebellion.
2nd:
Adora: That thing isn't ghost?
Joker (P5): It's my inner self, my Persona.
Adora: Just wanted to make sure.
3rd:
Joker (P5): You were a lost soul.
Adora: Yeah, but I found myself.
Joker (P5): Perhaps you have the Wild Card within.
4th:
Joker (P5): Heard you got a thief on your team.
Adora: Catra is proud to be one.
Joker (P5): Would she be interested in becoming a Phantom Thief?
Aquaman, 1st:
Aquaman: Trying to steal from me?
Joker (P5): To make you open your heart.
Aquaman: My heart belongs to the sea.
2nd:
Aquaman: How did you get here?
Joker (P5): I have my ways.
Aquaman: Now I shall send you away.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Time to raise from the sea.
Aquaman: I'll drown you instead.
Joker (P5): You already took the bait.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Your parents would be disappointed in you.
Aquaman: Don't talk like you know them.
Joker (P5): But your heart does.
4th:
Joker (P5): You're unfit to be king.
Aquaman: What are you talking about?
Joker (P5): Connecting the two worlds together.
Asura, 1st:
Asura: What are you looking at?
Joker (P5): You're almost like one of my Personas.
Asura: Doesn't mean I'll play soft on you.
2nd:
Asura: What power is that?
Joker (P5): The power to defy a God.
Asura: Really? Try that on me.
3rd:
Joker (P5): You have such anger.
Asura: My Wrath makes me stronger.
Joker (P5): Nothing I can't handle.
4th:
Joker (P5): Time for some training.
Asura: I'm not gonna hold back.
Joker (P5): I'll give this my all!
Atom, 1st:
Atom: A Phantom Thief hero.
Joker (P5): Joker, leader of the Phantom Thieves of Hearts.
Atom: Now that's a heroic introduction.
2nd:
Atom: Can anyone have these Personas?
Joker (P5): Only with a strong heart and soul.
Atom: Interesting, may I see it in action?
3rd:
Joker (P5): Your shrinking is unique.
Atom: Am I shrinking or is the universe expanding?
Joker (P5): We'll which one in this fight.
4th:
Joker (P5): You could sneak around with that.
Atom: This is good for stealth missions.
Joker (P5): More so for a professional thief.
Atrocitus, 1st:
Atrocitus: Seek to battle me, fool?
Joker (P5): This fool will change your heart.
Atrocitus: My heart is pure rage.
2nd:
Atrocitus: Do you not want revenge?
Joker (P5): I already settled the score.
Atrocitus: The victims demand justice.
3rd:
Joker (P5): I think you made me angry.
Atrocitus: Yes, give in to your age.
Joker (P5): For hurting my friends, I will.
4th:
Joker (P5): I'm here to take that ring.
Atrocitus: Take it and I will die.
Joker (P5): I'll find a way around that.
Bane, 1st:
Bane: Run along, little nino.
Joker (P5): I'll run, with your treasure.
Bane: I'll break your spone.
2nd:
Bane: Challenging me is death.
Joker (P5): So says all the big bosses.
Bane: I will succeed unlike them.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Your life would've been better outside of prison.
Bane: Yet I have become a great man.
Joker (P5): No, you've become a monster.
4th:
Joker (P5): The venom will destroy you.
Bane: It's what makes me the man I am today.
Joker (P5): Then you are lost.
Batman, 1st:
Batman: Nice to finally meet you.
Joker (P5): Guess you set this up.
Batman: Got to know what you can do.
2nd:
Batman: Your Persona is unique.
Joker (P5): It's who I am deep down.
Batman: Then give me a good show.
3rd:
Joker (P5): You too try to change people's hearts.
Batman: To give them hope in the darkness.
Joker (P5): Sounds like a Phantom Thief.
4th:
Joker (P5): Got a request for me?
Batman: Beat me and the job is yours.
Joker (P5): Guess that's a request too.
Bizarro, 1st:
Bizarro: Bizarro approves sneakiness.
Joker (P5): You may have the right idea.
Bizarro: Time to unbag the cat.
2nd:
Bizarro: Me am hero, here to destroy.
Joker (P5): And I'm here to stop you.
Bizarro: Bizarro will slam you door.
3rd:
Joker (P5): You can't catch me.
Bizarro: Don't come further from me.
Joker (P5): You make Ryuji look smarter.
4th:
Joker (P5): Stealing you will be a breeze.
Bizarro: Bizarro no has small money.
Joker (P5): I'll work what I can take.
Black Adam, 1st:
Black Adam: Very foolish to face me.
Joker (P5): Yet you come to me.
Black Adam: To clear out the pest.
2nd:
Black Adam: You dare steal from a God?
Joker (P5): Fought two and won.
Black Adam: Now you fight six as one.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Don't think I'm scared of you.
Black Adam: I expected a quick death.
Joker (P5): Prepare to be disappointed.
4th:
Joker: (P5): Time to end a God.
Black Adam: You're cocky for a thief.
Joker (P5): Just confident to win.
Black Canary, 1st:
Black Canary: You're like a black robin hood.
Joker (P5): But I don't have a bow.
Black Canary: Just take it as a compliment.
2nd:
Black Canary: Bet you got some tough girls.
Joker (P5): I know one who with Fists of Justice.
Black Canary: Hope I get to meet her.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Must be hard with a family.
Black Canary: All the more reason to be here.
Joker (P5): Show me your rebellion will.
4th:
Joker (P5): That scream sure sounds painful.
Black Canary: Want me to sing for you?
Joker (P5): If only I brought my earplugs.
Black Lightning, 1st:
Black Lightning: Aren't you young for this danger.
Joker (P5): How are the others different?
Black Lightning: You got me there.
2nd:
Black Lightning: Fancy meeting you here.
Joker (P5): Don't you mean it's a shock?
Black Lightning: I don't do jokes like that.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Let the operation begin.
Black Lightning: You sure like to show off.
Joker (P5): I like to do things in style.
4th:
Joker (P5): Quite a shock to see you here.
Black Lightning: Really, lightning jokers?
Joker (P5): Just trying to lighten the mood.
Black Manta, 1st:
Black Manta: I could use your skills.
Joker (P5): I change hearts, not killing.
Black Manta: It was not a request.
2nd:
Black Manta: Got a reason for hunting me down?
Joker (P5): To free you of your revenge.
Black Manta: How about I drown to the sea.
3rd:
Joker (P5): You should just go fishing.
Black Manta: I am, for Aquaman's death.
Joker (P5): Time for a new hobby.
4th:
Joker (P5): Your father was a criminal.
Black Manta: He was a man who lived his life.
Joker (P5): And you want to follow in that life?
Blue Beetle, 1st:
Blue Beetle: Wow, you are really cool!
Joker (P5): Cooler than your color theme.
Blue Beetle: Wow, that was a little hurtful.
2nd:
Blue Beetle: So, I can one too?
Joker (P5): Only in certain ways like the Metaverse.
Blue Beetle: Is that a maybe then?
3rd:
Joker (P5): That suit is a real alien?
Blue Beetle: Yep, with all kinds of weapons.
Joker: Like your own Persona.
4th:
Joker (P5): Batman thinks you're slacking.
Blue Beetle: I was just doing some research.
Joker (P5): Video games can only get you so far.
Brainiac, 1st:
Brainiac: Show me this "Metaverse" world.
Joker (P5): You'll only hurt yourself.
Brainiac: I'll whatever knowledge I learn.
2nd:
Brainiac: The way you summon the entity is unique.
Joker (P5): Is the power that rebels the corrupt.
Brainiac: The word "rebel" does not please me.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Destruction is your very being.
Brainiac: Knowledge is mine to collect.
Joker (P5): Then go down stupid.
4th:
Joker (P5): That mind of yours is going down.
Brainiac: You have no hope of victory.
Joker (P5): It's showtime!
Captain Cold, 1st:
Captain Cold: You were made a badass Rogue.
Joker (P5): Thief is better than Rogue.
Captain Cold: Not for long, it won't.
2nd:
Captain Cold: Stealing my heist, are we?
Joker (P5): Your sister would've wanted better for you.
Captain Cold: Don't talk like you know her.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Very cool to meet you.
Captain Cold: Oh, think you're funny.
Joker (P5): We're about to find out.
4th:
Joker (P5): You can unfreeze your heart.
Captain Cold: Now why would I do that?
Joker (P5): To appease your dead sister.
Catra, 1st:
Catra: Oh, nice suit.
Joker (P5): Thanks, come from my soul.
Catra: Mind if I take it off your back?
2nd:
Catra: Heard you got ahead of my mom.
Joker (P5): She was too slow for me.
Catra: I'm here to avenge her.
3rd:
Joker (5): Nice to meet a fellow thief.
Catra: Mind if I join your group?
Joker (P5): Show me what you first.
4th:
Joker (P5): Another cat thief here.
Catra: Nothing surprise you, huh?
Joker (P5): I had Morgana, best cat thief around.
Cattleya, 1st:
Cattleya: Hope you don't steal from me.
Joker (P5): I only steal from the evil.
Cattleya: Oh, then I can trust you.
2nd:
Cattleya: I'm ready to help you.
Joker (P5): Here for boobs-I mean weapon check!
Cattleya: Okay, show me how it is.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Really… really big chest!
Cattleya: You think so? They just grow normal.
Joker (P5): I already have a girlfriend! I already have a girlfriend!
4th:
Joker (P5): Thanks for the knife, Cattleya.
Cattleya: I hope it's up to your exception.
Joker (P5): Let's have a test run.
Catwoman, 1st:
Catwoman: Finally found you, Joker.
Joker (P5): Can I help you, ma'am?
Catwoman: How about giving back my steal.
2nd:
Catwoman: Oh, a Phantom Thief.
Joker (P5): Joker, leader of the Phantom Thieves of Hearts.
Catwoman: A not-clown Joker, even better.
3rd:
Joker (P5): I'm ready for training.
Catwoman: Better not steal from me again.
Joker (P5): I don't steal from my friends.
4th:
Joker (P5): Promise to give this my all.
Catwoman: Remember to be calm and cool.
Joker (P5); That's drilled into my head.
Cheetah, 1st:
Cheetah: You cannot hide from me.
Joker (P5): Who said I was hiding?
Cheetah: A trap? That's even better.
2nd:
Cheetah: I'm here to avenge Adam.
Joker (P5): Do cheetah even eat bulls?
Cheetah: Don't you mock our love!
3rd:
Joker (P5): I like smaller cats better.
Cheetah: Perhaps your mind will change.
Joker (P5): Morgana makes a better cat.
4th:
Joker (P5): Not sure if this is a far fight.
Cheetah: Fearing for your death?
Joker (P5): If I use my Persona or not.
Cyborg,1st:
Cyborg: Hand over my hard drive, now.
Joker (P5): Stop being a murder.
Cyborg: You don't get what's goes down here.
2nd:
Cyborg: What's your deal, anyway?
Joker (P5): Reforming you back to a hero.
Cyborg: You should help reform the world.
3rd:
Joker (P5): You are looking at me angry.
Cyborg: Because of your damn name.
Joker (P5): I am the Wild Card.
4th:
Joker (P5): Killing isn't justice and you know it.
Cyborg: But what else can I do?
Joker (P5): Try actually helping people like before.
Daidouji, 1st:
Daidouji: Ready to throw down, Joker?
Joker (P5): The fight or our love time?
Daidouji: Fight time first, then love time.
2nd:
Daidouji: You definitely got Shinobi potential.
Joker (P5): Being the Wild Card has it perks.
Daidouji: Then show me how wild you are.
3rd:
Daidouji: You mind if I say it?
Joker (P5): Go right ahead, my tiger love.
Daidouji: Alright, it's showtime!
4th:
Joker (P5): It's tiger taming time.
Daidouji: I'm the tamer in this relationship.
Joker (P5): Maybe that will change.
5th:
Joker (P5): Your fists are quite powerful.
Daidouji: For a good fight.
Joker (P5): Reminds me of a certain Queen.
6th:
Joker (P5): We're not inviting her too?
Daidouji: You know Goldie lock doesn't like violent much.
Joker (P5): Let's not go too hard for her stake.
Darkseid, 1st:
Darkseid: You dare steal from Darkseid?
Joker (P5): I've stolen from big before.
Darkseid: I am beyond all things and command them.
2nd:
Darkseid: Lowly thieving worm.
Joker (P5): I've been called worst.
Darkseid: Then I will grind your bones to dust.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Scared I'll steal your heart?
Darkseid: I have no such weakness.
Joker (P5): Prepare to be disappointed.
4th:
Joker (P5): Today, another God falls.
Darkseid: Such claim will not come true.
Joker (P5): It's showtime!
Deadshot, 1st:
Deadshot: Joker…
Joker (P5): Do you need something from me?
Deadshot: Sorry, wrong clown.
2nd:
Deadshot: Time to shot down a thief.
Joker (P5): I'm a quickdraw myself.
Deadshot: Now this got interesting.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Your daughter would still love you.
Deadshot: How do you know about Zoey?
Joker (P5): I'm good friends with her.
4th:
Joker (P5): Let draw, cowboy.
Deadshot: Seriously, the old west?
Joker (P5): Just to make things interesting.
Doctor Fate, 1st:
Doctor Fate: Ren Amamiya, the Trickster Wild Card.
Joker (P5): Big fan of the Phantom Thieves?
Doctor Fate: The Lords are cautious of you.
2nd:
Doctor Fate: I sense strength within you.
Joker (P5): Only with a strong heart and soul.
Doctor Fate: Much more than fate itself.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Time to shatter fate.
Doctor Fate: Do you wish to destroy the way of the universe?
Joker (P5): To help others stand up for themselves.
4th:
Joker (P5): You come to see me?
Doctor Fate: I sense the rebel fallen angel, Satanael within you.
Joker (P5): He is my ultimate Persona against God.
Donatello, 1st:
Donatello: Ninjas are way better.
Joker (P5): A Phantom Thief is cooler.
Donatello: But can you shellshock?
2nd:
Donatello: So, you change people's hearts.
Joker (P5): Only criminals to confess their crimes.
Donatello: Maybe you can help the Shredder.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Ninja turtle, that's new.
Donatello: Yet you're not shocked.
Joker (P5): I've seen a lot of weird things.
4th:
Joker (P5): You're a smart cookie.
Donatello: Smarter than you know.
Joker (P5): Futaba would enjoy computer talking with you.
Enchantress, 1st:
Jun: Please, steal her out of me!
Joker (P5): I will free you from that hag.
Enchantress: This hag will enjoy your soul.
2nd:
Jun: Your power is nothing I've ever seen.
Joker (P5): It's the power of the Wild Card.
Enchantress: And that power will be mine.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Stop tormenting that girl.
Enchantress: Jun is mine to do what I please.
Joker (P5): I will save her from you!
4th:
Joker (P5): You took over her palace.
Enchantress: Yes, and her soul is quite interesting.
Joker (P5): Prepare to be kick out.
Firestorm, 1st:
Firestorm: You hear voices in your head too?
Joker (P5): From my Persona.
Firestorm: I feel jealous right now.
2nd:
Firestorm: Try handling my fire.
Joker (P5): Ann's fire was more beautiful.
Firestorm: I prefer more deadly.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Two souls fusing to be stronger.
Firestorm: Yeah, I guess we're like that.
Joker (P5): Almost like fusing Personas.
4th:
Joker (P5): Time to train, partner.
Firestorm: We're ready when you are.
Joker (P5): Show me you fire.
Flash, 1st:
Flash: Relax, I'm on your side.
Joker (P5): I know, just testing your reflexes.
Flash: Almost cutting my neck was the test?
2nd:
Flash: Think you can steal my speed?
Joker (P5): No, but I can still beat you.
Flash: I love to see you try.
3rd:
Joker (P5): You had a Palace once.
Flash: Should I be worried about that?
Joker (P5): No, it's gone when you changed.
4th:
Joker (P5): Your speed is beyond words.
Flash: Which is why I'm the Fastest Man Alive.
Joker (P5): Then I better get serious.
Gorilla Grodd, 1st:
Gorilla Grodd: Another human to kill.
Joker (P5): Your hatred is misleading.
Gorilla Grodd: Not when it's justice for apes!
2nd:
Gorilla Grodd: You dare entered my mind!
Joker (P5): It's to change your evil ways.
Gorilla Grodd: I will not be control by humans!
3rd:
Joker (P5): I just felt a tickle.
Gorilla Grodd: Why can't I control you?
Joker (P5): Because I'm a rebel thief.
4th:
Joker (P5): Time to stop monkeying around.
Gorilla Grodd: Mocking me will be your death.
Joker (P5): Others have tried and failed.
Green Arrow, 1st:
Green Arrow: So, you're the new Joker.
Joker (P5): I'm not like the murdering one.
Green Arrow: Care to show me?
2nd:
Green Arrow: Ready to get sneaky?
Joker (P5): I'm always sneaky and ready.
Green Arrow: Loving the spirit, kid.
3rd:
Joker (P5): A fan of Robin Hood.
Green Arrow: Yeah, guess you can say that.
Joker (P5): Bet he would lose to Arsène.
4th:
Joker (P5): You got a catchphrase?
Green Arrow: Haven't thought of one yet.
Joker (P5): How about "You have failed this city".
Green Lantern, 1st:
Green Lantern: Hands where I can see 'em.
Joker (P5): You will, up to your face.
Green Lantern: Just try and touch me.
2nd:
Green Lantern: You're crossing the authorities, kid.
Joker (P5): So has Batman.
Green Lantern: Okay, you got me there.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Green means go.
Green Lantern: Go to kick your ass.
Joker (P5): Not a chance.
4th:
Joker (P5): All the power from one ring.
Green Lantern: I wear it to help people.
Joker (P5): Now I wish to see it in action.
Grid, 1st:
Grid: Unknown entity detected.
Joker (P5): You're about to face this entity.
Grid: Alert: unknown entity about to attack.
2nd:
Grid: Could a Persona give me emotions?
Joker (P5): I knew an AI with emotions.
Grid: Perhaps there is hope for me.
3rd:
Joker (P5): This world is not for you.
Grid: I will evolve this planet beyond humanity.
Joker (P5): Not by force and pointless logic.
4th:
Joker (P5): You really look like Cyborg.
Grid: I am the superior version.
Joker (P5): Does that mean you can say "Booya!" better?
Harley Quinn, 1st:
Harley: Wait, you're not my former pudding.
Joker (P5): I don't have any sweets on me.
Harley: You're a laugh, better than Mr. J.
2nd
Harley: Are you Catwoman's sidekick.
Joker (P5): No, I'm my own thief.
Harley: Cause you two are thieves and all.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Let's tough this clown.
Harley: Oh, that was a good one.
Joker (P5): Thank you, had a lot of thoughts on this.
4th:
Joker (P5): Your daughter would be proud.
Harley: That's what I'm hoping for.
Joker (P5): Become strong for her!
Hellboy, 1st:
Hellboy: Persona? That's a new one.
Joker (P5): I even have one that can kill a God.
Hellboy: Well, in that case, let's do this.
2nd:
Hellboy: What are we doing here?
Joker (P5): Training to fight Hell itself.
Hellboy: You might be in over your head.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Phantom Thief vs Prince of Hell.
Hellboy: Think you can beat me?
Joker (P5): Only one way to find out.
4th:
Joker (P5): Let's rock this Hell.
Hellboy: Good luck with that.
Joker: Thanks, now I know I can win.
Hulk, 1st:
Hulk: You're in my mind?
Joker (P5): Yes, and it's a huge mess.
Hulk: Thanks to the other Hulks.
2nd:
Hulk: Puny knife can't hurt me.
Joker (P5): Good thing I got my Persona.
Hulk: I'll smash it up too!
3rd:
Joker (P5): You are quite powerful.
Hulk: I'm the strongest there is.
Joker (P5): It's showtime!
4th:
Joker (P5): Green means go!
Hulk: You dare make fun of Hulk?
Joker (P5): Right, I'll keep quite now.
Izuku Midoriya, 1st:
Izuku: A vigilante thief.
Joker (P5): Wait until you see the truth about me.
Izuku: I get this heroic feeling from you.
2nd:
Izuku: That's a power Quirk you got there.
Joker (P5): It's my inner self, my Persona.
Izuku: Time to Go Beyond, Plus Ultra!
3rd:
Joker (P5): So, you're the one Igar told me.
Izuku: What do you mean?
Joker (P5): You could be the next Wild Card.
4th:
Joker (P5): This training is gonna be tough.
Izuku: Anything to be a stronger hero.
Joker (P5): Then I won't hold back.
Irene Belserion, 1st:
Irene: The Trickster Thief.
Joker (P5): The Mother Dragon.
Irene: Let see what you got.
2nd:
Irene: Did you have a dragon Persona?
Joker (P5): I had a few of them.
Irene: Show me how you tamed them.
3rd:
Joker (P5): You're from a world of magic.
Irene: One where dragons exist.
Joker (P5): Wish I could go there.
4th:
Joker (P5): Did ever regret hurting you daughter?
Irene: I did, but I'm glad to have felt her strength.
Joker (P5): You should tell her you love her.
Jaune Arc, 1st:
Jaune: I see we're in the same boat.
Joker (P5): I don't how to sail.
Jaune: No, I know having two girlfriends.
2nd:
Jaune: A knight and thief, working together.
Joker (P5): Helping society on both sides.
Jaune: We look so cool right now!
3rd:
Joker (P5): Glad you could make it.
Jaune: Training with you is gonna help me a lot.
Joker (P5): Show me what you got, Arc.
4th:
Joker (P5): Scared I'll steal your heart?
Jaune: What? No, of course not.
Joker (P5): Don't worry, I only go after the criminals.
Jay Garrick, 1st:
Jay: Empty those hands, mister.
Joker (P5): Is there something wrong?
Jay: Yes, you being a thief.
2nd:
Jay: Ready to exercise?
Joker (P5): I thought we were training.
Jay: Oh, a wise guy.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Time to speed things up.
Jay: I like that spirit of yours.
Joker (P5): Wait until you see what I can do.
4th:
Joker (P5): Watch and learn, sir.
Jay: Got something to teach me?
Joker (P5): About the danger of a Wild Card.
John Stewart, 1st:
John: Playtime's over, kiddo.
Joker (P5): But we only just started.
John: We're being serious here.
2nd:
John: Bruce says he trust you.
Joker (P5): I earned that trust.
John: Show how you'll earn mine.
3rd:
Joker (P5): I'm a trained fighter.
John: I'll be the judge of that.
Joker (P5): Then judge away.
4th:
Joker (P5): Something on your mind?
John: You're just something else.
Joker (P5): I am the Wild Card.
Joker, 1st:
Joker: Two Jokers, like a deck of cards.
Joker (P5): But I have more heart than you.
Joker: Until I cut it out.
2nd:
Joker: You miserable excuse of a clown.
Joker (P5): I'm not a clown, I'm a thief.
Joker: Exactly, that ruins the name!
3rd:
Joker (P5): You're damage beyond repair.
Joker: That's why I'm the fun one.
Joker (P5): Until you go to jail.
4th:
Joker (P5): How could you enjoy hurting people?
Joker: Because everything is a big joke!
Joker (P5): Well, I'm not laughing.
Jotaro Kujo, 1st:
Jotaro: Is that your Stand?
Joker (P5): Is it like a Persona?
Jotaro: Similar but different, got it.
2nd:
Jotaro: Better not waste my time, kid.
Joker (P5): Aren't we the same age?
Jotaro: Just fight me already,
3rd:
Joker (P5): I know you have a soft side.
Jotaro: As if I'm soft to punch hard.
Joker (P5): But you are towards Kimi.
4th:
Joker (P5): Let's settle this, Jotaro.
Jotaro: My Stand will beat your Persona.
Joker (P5): Prepare to be disappointed.
Katsuki Bakugo, 1st:
Katsuki: Move it or lose it, glasses guy.
Joker (P5): What's the rush?
Katsuki: That I have better things to do.
2nd:
Katsuki: Your Quirk looks powerful.
Joker (P5): Having a Persona can do that.
Katsuki: Whatever, I'm still better.
3rd:
Joker (P5): You were awful to Izuku.
Katsuki: That's none of your business.
Joker (P5): Wonder how he still thinks you're a friend.
4th:
Joker (P5): It's time we fight.
Katsuki: And you're gonna lose.
Joker (P5): I'll explode in victory.
Kenshiro, 1st:
Kenshiro: You have a strong spirit.
Joker (P5): I have to in order to keep fighting.
Kenshiro: Show me how well you fight.
2nd:
Kenshiro: The Seven Stars of Hokuto shines for you.
Joker (P5): I feel honor.
Kenshiro: They tell me you are an ally.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Who are you, sir?
Kenshiro: I am the Fist of the North Star.
Joker (P5): I can feel your strength.
4th:
Joker (P5): I saw how you end your enemies.
Kenshiro: They were unredeemable.
Joker (P5): Yeah, I know that.
Kimi Aoi, 1st:
Kimi: Oh my, a dashing black thief!
Joker (P5): I am wearing black.
Kimi: And you don't take a joke.
2nd:
Kimi: Have you ever dance before?
Joker (P5): I have with my friends.
Kimi: See if you can keep up with this dance.
3rd:
Joker (P5): I sense you are special.
Kimi: Of course, I am very special!
Joker (P5): You could become a Phantom Thief.
4th:
Joker (P5): It's time to train, Kimi.
Kimi: Best hope I don't break you.
Joker (P5): You'll have to catch me.
Leonardo, 1st:
Leonardo: You're a unique guy.
Joker (P5): I get that a lot.
Leonardo: Does it include fighting?
2nd:
Leonardo: Bet you never seen a ninja turtle.
Joker (P5): I have seen weird things.
Leonardo: This ninja turtle is gonna blow you away.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Ninja turtle, that's new.
Leonardo: I trained hard to be the best.
Joker (P5): Show me what your best got.
4th:
Joker (P5): Teach me ninja arts.
Leonardo: I'll have to test you first.
Joker (P5): Then prepare my passing grade.
Leone, 1st:
Leone: Oh, a handsome thief is here.
Joker (P5): Want me to steal your heart?
Leone: Too late, someone else got it.
2nd:
Leone: If only you were part of Night Raid.
Joker (P5): There would've been a lot of hearts to change.
Leone: And no one would have to die.
3rd:
Joker (P5): I heard you were an assassin.
Leone: Then I died and ended up here.
Joker (P5): Hope your path is less bloody.
4th:
Joker (P5): You transform from your belt?
Leone: This Teigu makes me strong like a lion.
Joker (P5): And the courage of one too.
Makoto Nanaya, 1st:
Makoto: Stop in the name of the law!
Joker (P5): Wait, I'm on your side.
Makoto: I know, just teasing you.
2nd:
Makoto: Never thought I'd be friends with a thief.
Joker (P5): Isn't your boyfriend a pirate?
Makoto: Okay, you got me there.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Powerful punches for a squirrel.
Makoto: Wait until you see how serious I am.
Joker (P5): Reminds me of a certain Queen.
4th:
Joker (P5): I'm more of a cat person.
Makoto: You'll see how awesome squirrels are.
Joker (P5): I think you might be right.
Masane Amaha, 1st:
Masane: Whoa, I feel different somehow.
Joker (P5): I helped tame the Witchblade.
Masane: Wait, what? No way!
2nd:
Masane: Oh, trying to steal the Witchblade.
Joker (P5): You're better off without it.
Masane: Then force it off from me.
3rd:
Joker (P5): I'm here to see Logan.
Masane: You'll have to get through me.
Joker (P5): Why do I always get the crazy ones?
4th:
Joker (P5): Think you can take me on?
Masane: That's what I'm excited about!
Joker (P5): Looks like I'll have to fight for real.
Michelangelo, 1st:
Michelangelo: Awesome outfit, dude.
Joker (P5): Fits being a Phantom Thief.
Michelangelo: But not better than a ninja.
2nd:
Michelangelo: I want my own Persona!
Joker (P5): Only with a strong heart and soul.
Michelangelo: Totally got them down!
3rd:
Joker (P5): Trying to skip training?
Michelangelo: I have unfinished games to play.
Joker (P5): You'll have to get past me first.
4th:
Joker (P5): Ninja turtles, that's new.
Michelangelo: I'm the special one.
Joker (P5): Sounds overconfident.
Minori Rokujou, 1st:
Minori: Ready for some learning?
Joker (P5): All the learning I can.
Minori: Okay, I'm liking that confident.
2nd:
Minori: That outfit came with you Persona, right?
Joker (P5): That's how it works for me.
Minori: I wonder what Lloyd's outfit would look like?
3rd:
Joker (P5): Heard you were the "Walking Disaster".
Minori: Where did you hear that nonsense?
Joker (P5): From some friends of yours.
4th:
Joker (P5): Fire won't be an issue.
Minori: Then I'll go with my fists.
Joker (P5): That could be a problem.
Monkey D. Luffy, 1st:
Luffy: Whoa, a superhero!
Joker (P5): A heroic thief to be exact.
Luffy: So cool!
2nd:
Luffy: Wanna join my crew?
Joker (P5): No thanks, I find right here.
Luffy: I refuse your refusal.
3rd:
Joker (P5): I sense a strange power from you.
Luffy: Probably my devil fruit.
Joker (P5): That makes me worry.
4th:
Joker (P5): Give me all you got, Luffy.
Luffy: I'll show you what I'm made of!
Joker (P5): It's showtime!
Mr. Freeze, 1st:
Mr. Freeze: You will not steal my Nora.
Joker (P5): It's time to let her go, Victor.
Mr. Freeze: No, she doesn't deserve death!
2nd:
Mr. Freeze: Your power could be the key.
Joker (P5): Only if you promise to turn yourself in.
Mr. Freeze: Anything to see Nora smiling again.
3rd:
Joker (P5): This cold madness ends here.
Mr. Freeze: Not until all feel my cold pain.
Joker (P5): You'll just hurt yourself more.
4th:
Joker (P5): Very cool to meet you.
Mr. Freeze: Do not mock my pain.
Joker (P5): Yusuke would've done this better.
Poison Ivy, 1st:
Poison Ivy: Hello, lover boy.
Joker (P5): I'm already taken.
Poison Ivy: Like that matter to me.
2nd:
Poison Ivy: I knew humans are evil.
Joker (P5): This is just how Arsene look.
Poison Ivy: Rotten on the inside.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Your flower planet ends here.
Poison Ivy: Your end will feed my children.
Joker (P5): They'll go hungry tonight.
4th:
Joker (P5): This isn't how you wanted things.
Poison Ivy: What do you know what I want?
Joker (P5): I know you want a change of heart.
Power Girl, 1st:
Power Girl: Okay, what am I looking at?
Joker (P5): Joker, leader of the Phantom Thieves.
Power Girl: Sounds important, sure.
2nd:
Power Girl: Ready to rumble, kid?
Joker (P5): You'll be on the floor soon.
Power Girl: No one talks that way to Power Girl.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Show me your power.
Power Girl: It is in the name.
Joker (P5): Prepare to see mine.
4th:
Joker (P5): Kryptonians and sunlight, powerful people.
Power Girl: Bet you didn't expect that.
Joker (P5): I'll find a way around it.
Raiden, 1st:
Raiden: So, you're the Trickster Igor mention.
Joker (P5): You know Igor?
Raiden: A unique acquaintance of mine.
2nd:
Raiden: Your power is stronger than I ever felt
Joker (P5): I've been through tough spots.
Raiden: Show me your rebellion will in kombat.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Nice to meet one good God.
Raiden: I promise to offer my assistance.
Joker (P5): This is a nice change of pace.
4th:
Joker (P5): I'm here for your test.
Raiden: Show me the power that slain a God.
Joker (P5): I'll show you my Ultimate Persona.
Raoh, 1st:
Raoh: You have a powerful soul.
Joker (P5): You're no slouch yourself.
Raoh: I'll show you more than that.
2nd:
Raoh: Such a brave thief to face me.
Joker (P5): I faced big muscles before.
Raoh: But my fists surpass the Heavens.
3rd:
Joker (P5): You had a lot on your plate.
Raoh: I faced them as a warrior.
Joker (P5): But you still care for your brothers.
4th:
Joker (P5): You right just like Kenshiro.
Raoh: As the eldest brother, I'm the strongest.
Joker (P5): I might believe you right now.
Raphael, 1st:
Raphael: The Hell are you looking at?
Joker (P5): You're angry even though you're green.
Raphael: I'm very green with anger.
2nd:
Raphael: You ain't stealing from me.
Joker (P5): I don't steal from friends.
Raphael: Never said I trusted you yet.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Ninja turtle, that's new.
Raphael: One who'll put you to sleep.
Joker (P5): You sleep first.
4th:
Joker (P5): Show me your turtle power.
Raphael: Did Mikey told you to say that?
Joker (P5): He thought it would be funny.
Red Hood, 1st:
Red Hood: Oh great, another complimented thief.
Joker (P5): Well, I'm the favorite one.
Red Hood: Not for much longer.
2nd:
Red Hood: Bruce says you're something special.
Joker (P5): Being a Wild Card has its perks.
Red Hood: Oh, so you play cards.
3rd:
Joker (P5): You have to let the anger go.
Red Hood: Not until this world is safe.
Joker (P5): It will, but not by your way.
4th:
Joker (P5): I'm here to change your heart.
Red Hood: My mission is what keeps me going.
Joker (P5): It won't be for long.
Rex, Pyra, and Mythra, 1st:
Rex: Your skills are amazing.
Joker (P5): I've done a lot to get this far.
Rex: Bet you could do more with a Blade.
2nd:
Mythra: Wait, did we meet before?
Joker (P5): Feels like we were in for a Smash.
Pyra: That's odd, we were thinking the same.
3rd:
Joker (P5): You three hold a strong bond.
Mythra: Stronger than you know.
Joker (P5): Never let that go from your hearts.
4th:
Joker (P5): Rex, I feel a similarity from you.
Rex: Similarity, like what?
Joker (P5): You hold the Wild Card.
Reverse Flash, 1st:
Reverse Flash: Ever wonder how Shido really fell that day?
Joker (P5): You mean you were involved?
Reverse Flash: Yes, I'm the one who made him fall.
2nd:
Reverse Flash: There were others like you before.
Joker (P5): Bet you lost to them too.
Reverse Flash: Oh, if only that was true.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Speed for evil is bullshit.
Reverse Flash: Suddenly angry for that.
Joker (P5): Ryuji would hate you big time.
4th:
Joker (P5): Your race ends here.
Reverse Flash: My race will never end.
Joker (P5): It will by me!
Robin, 1st:
Robin: You don't belong here.
Joker (P5): Like you're one to talk.
Robin: My justice is greater.
2nd:
Robin: How can you bear that name?
Joker (P5): I'm not like the murdering one.
Robin: Doesn't mean you won't be one.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Batman is your father.
Robin: Superman has been more of a father than him.
Joker (P5): Then you can fall with him.
4th:
Joker (P5): Still think you're a hero?
Robin: Get this straight, I'm better than you.
Joker (P5): Better at losing to me.
Satsuki Kiryuin, 1st:
Satsuki: Welcome, Joker.
Joker (P5): Guess you set this up.
Satsuki: I wish to see your strength.
2nd:
Satsuki: A thief hero is a unique one.
Joker (P5): I rebel against the corrupted.
Satsuki: Show me the willpower to do so.
3rd:
Joker (P5): You were a school tyrant.
Satsuki: I moved on from that path.
Joker (P5): We all strive to better ourselves.
4th:
Joker (P5): Time for some training, Miss Kiryuin.
Satsuki: Let see how you'll steal this win.
Joker (P5): You're about to find out.
Scarecrow, 1st:
Scarecrow: Afraid of getting caught?
Joker (P5): I… I feel very great.
Scarecrow: Impossible! You don't feel fear!
2nd:
Scarecrow: Bet your friends feel betray.
Joker (P5): We never betray each other.
Scarecrow: Tell that to Akechi.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Huh, thought you'd be taller.
Scarecrow: But intoxicated to breath.
Joker (P5): I'll try to hold my breath.
4th:
Joker (P5): The scare ends here.
Scarecrow: Not until I hear you scream.
Joker (P5): Prepared to be disappointed.
Shadow the Hedgehog, 1st:
Shadow: Something I can help you with?
Joker (P5): Become my mask.
Shadow: I don't follow anyone but myself.
2nd:
Shadow: Changing hearts is a dangerous power.
Joker (P5): Is the power that rebels the corrupt.
Shadow: Does that include Chaos power?
3rd:
Joker (P5): I sense a strong heart in you.
Shadow: I have to be strong to fight.
Joker (P5): Don't be shy to let your heart out.
4th:
Joker (P5): Let's get Chaotic!
Shadow: Is that supposed to be a battle cry?
Joker (P5): Got it from a show.
She-Hulk, 1st:
She-Hulk: The main thief himself.
Joker (P5): Got something to teach me?
She-Hulk: Surviving the green woman.
2nd:
She-Hulk: Everyone liked you with Makoto Niijima more.
Joker (P5): They do?
She-Hulk: Favorite pairing in the same.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Hope you go easy on me.
She-Hulk: Yeah, I don't think so.
Joker (P5); Thought I might try.
4th:
Joker (P5): Green means go.
She-Hulk: Going to a fight!
Joker (P5): Nice add up.
Starfire, 1st:
Starfire: Such impressive moves.
Joker (P5): I trained hard to get this far.
Starfire: Almost sound like Grayson.
2nd:
Starfire: Help me understand your fighting style.
Joker (P5): Hope you're ready to be amazes.
Starfire: I have a feeling I will be.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Man, you're hot.
Starfire: Don't you have two lovers?
Joker (P5): Sorry, I mean your fire.
4th:
Joker (P5): I can take your blasts.
Starfire: Hard to believe that.
Joker (P5): I dodged a universe laser beam.
Sub-Zero, 1st:
Sub-Zero: A thief dares to attack me?
Joker (P5): I'm here for training.
Sub-Zero: Only the best may receive my instruction.
2nd:
Sub-Zero: Such power can end an enemy.
Joker (P5): I rather avoid the killing part.
Sub-Zero: You must be prepared for unavoidable.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Very cool to meet you.
Sub-Zero: Almost worse than Johnny Cage.
Joker (P5): Thought you like ice jokes.
4th:
Joker (P5): So, ninjas can do powers.
Sub-Zero: Through the training, we push our limits.
Joker (P5): I'm ready for the training.
Supergirl, 1st:
Supergirl: Wait, you're a thief?
Joker (P5): I only steal from the corrupted.
Supergirl: That's actually pretty cool.
2nd:
Supergirl: That power is weird… and amazing!
Joker (P5): It's who I am deep down.
Supergirl: I feel like I just met you.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Cousin of the dictator, huh?
Supergirl: Kal didn't set the best example.
Joker (P5): The guy is a very broken man.
4th:
Joker (P5): Show me your power.
Supergirl: I will if you show me yours.
Joker (P5): It's a deal then.
Superman, 1st:
Superman: I want no thief in my world.
Joker (P5): You've turned your back on it when you killed people.
Superman: Casualties of war.
2nd:
Superman: Changing hearts isn't enough.
Joker (P5): Try saying that when I change yours.
Superman: Oh, I dare you to try.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Lois would hate the man you have become.
Superman: What would you know about Lois?
Joker (P5): From everyone who knew her.
4th:
Joker (P5): Kryptonians and sunlight, powerful people.
Superman: Which is why you should give up.
Joker (P5): It's showtime!
Swamp Thing, 1st:
Swamp Thing: Such a strange human.
Joker (P5): Pretty sure you top me.
Swamp Thing: If you believe I could.
2nd:
Swamp Thing: I thought you were the clown.
Joker (P5): Joker, leader of the Phantom Thieves of Hearts.
Swamp Thing: Show me if you're different than him.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Mom always told me to eat my veggies.
Swamp Thing: You should listen to her.
Joker (P5): Not sure if she meant eating you.
4th:
Joker (P5): Are you Mother Nature's son?
Swamp Thing: I am the Green's Guardian.
Joker (P5): Is that a no then?
Tatsumaki, 1st:
Tatsumaki: What do you want, kid?
Joker (P5): I was gonna ask you that, little one.
Tatsumaki: Little… Know your place!
2nd:
Tatsumaki: Don't know what the others were thinking.
Joker (P5): I will prove myself here and now.
Tatsumaki: Don't wince if you end up in a hospital.
3rd:
Joker (P5): You don't seem all that scary.
Tatsumaki: Even if I drop a meteor on you?
Joker (P5): I can handle that.
4th:
Joker (P5): That power of yours is mind-blowing.
Tatsumaki: To destroy monsters with ease.
Joker (P5): Bet she could do the same to Shadows.
Vegeta, 1st:
Vegeta: Fighting a thief? What a waste.
Joker (P5): You're almost like one of my Personas.
Vegeta: What nonsense are you babbling on about?
2nd:
Vegeta: Oh, you battled against Gods.
Joker (P5): They couldn't take on this Trickster.
Vegeta: Show me that power now.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Better show me your best.
Vegeta: Only if you push me far.
Joker (P5): That I can do.
4th:
Joker (P5): Scared I'll steal your heart?
Vegeta: You dare mock the Prince of Saiyans!
Joker (P5): It's showtime!
Velvet Crowe, 1st:
Velvet: I'm in no mood of jokes.
Joker (P5): What makes you think I'm here for jokes?
Velvet: Blame your damn name.
2nd:
Velvet: Attacking me will be your downfall.
Joker (P5): I'm here for that arm of yours.
Velvet: Here to be devour, I see.
3rd:
Joker (P5): You've overcome your pain.
Velvet: Could've have done it without Laphicet's words.
Joker (P5): Keep him very close to you.
4th:
Joker (P5): Time to disarm you.
Velvet: And how are you gonna do that?
Joker (P5): You're about to find out.
Vixen, 1st:
Vixen: Ready to go wild, kid?
Joker (P5): I am the Wild Card.
Vixen: A card who'll be shredded.
2nd:
Vixen: You and I are similar.
Joker (P5): Powers of many souls.
Vixen: Let see if you outmatch the animal kingdom.
3rd:
Joker (P5): I'm born to be wild.
Vixen: Show me how wild you are then.
Joker (P5): Challenge accepted.
Wolverine, 1st:
Wolverine: Great, another Gambit bastard.
Joker (P5): Someone you knew?
Wolverine: An annoying smooth talker.
2nd:
Wolverine: Nice knife you got there.
Joker (P5): Thanks, comes from my soul.
Wolverine: I was being sarcastic, kid.
3rd:
Joker (P5): Not sure if this is a far fight.
Wolverine: My Berserker Rage says otherwise.
Joker (P5): Reminds me of Akechi.
4th:
Joker (P5): Surviving both wars must've been tough.
Wolverine: Those days are still fresh to me.
Joker (P5): Hope I can help ease your mind.
Wonder Woman, 1st:
Wonder Woman: Batman sends a child against me?
Joker (P5): One who can change your heart.
Wonder Woman: Have you ever fought Gods before?
Joker (P5): Fought two and won.
Wonder Woman: Prove it to me now!
3rd:
Joker (P5): You're looking at me angry.
Wonder Woman: You dare carry that man's name!
Joker (P5): You'll find I'm different than him.
4th:
Joker (P5): The world is not all bad as you think.
Wonder Woman: I cannot stop until the world is at peace.
Joker (P5): Sure, keep telling yourself lies like that.
Super Move
Joker's Ultimate Steal: Joker screams at the opponent before swinging his dagger knocking him/her away several feet, Joker launch his grappling hook above to swore high and took out his gun fire four bullets before unhooking the hook and fall to slash down at the opponent. Joker took off his mask summoning Arsene for strike with his kicks then Eigaon sending the opponent very high into the air and rip the chain of his Persona causing it to transform into the giant, Ultimate Persona: Satanael aiming his gun at the opponent and fired the Sinful Shell destroying the opponent.
Victory Pose
Joker looks at the screen adjusting his gloves with a smirk before launching up into the air with the grapple hook and pull off his mask to summon Arsene for a pose.
Ending
And to think, I thought fighting two Gods was the craziest thing that ever happened to me until I was sucked into another world that was about to be destroyed by Brainiac and almost conquered again by Superman. *Image shows Joker standing storng in front of the defeated Superman and Brainiac with Batman behind him a little surprised* Looks like I was able to change their hearts with my power making them see the error of their ways and they willingly turn themselves in to pay for their crimes, like my previous heist. *Image shows Superman and Brainiac in their own cells and Joker is having a conversation with Batman as they shook hands and Daidouji patted hard on his back* Batman allowed me to become a member of his Justice League while going to this hero school for training, everything is going well and even with my girlfriend Daidouji who turns out to be a real-life ninja. Ryuji would be jealous of this if he knew. *Image shows Joker and Daidouji going on a date together feeling happy for each other, and the screen change them into their Phantom Thief and Shinobi form ready to fight with Arsene behind them* This world suffered harder than mine, and I'm going to be the one to help protect it for I am the Joker, the Phantom Thief!
KO a new chapter is done and hope you all enjoy it!
Joker sure let everyone know that he is one thief you do not want to mess with in a battle of hearts, and that he's not the insane, happy murder clown "Joker" as he also got himself a Shinobi girlfriend who could help him be tough.
Next character of the DLC 10 pack is Sly Cooper from the Sly Cooper game series!
KO comment, favorite, and follow through of how this story will go!