Finalhazard Jones presents

A Finalhazard Jones Fanfiction

Yami And Joey's Excellent Adventure

A Yugioh Fanfiction

Author's Note: I do not own Yami, Joey Wheeler, or any other Yugioh character that appears in this fanfiction. They are the soul property of 4Kids Entertainment and Kids' WB!. Also, Steve "Finalhazard" Swanson is property of the author. And now, on with the fanfiction.

"I'm bored."

This small sentance was the first to come out of the mouth of Joseph Wheeler, a young duelist from Domino City. He and his best friend, Yugi Muto, had been in the United States hunting down a sinister person by the name of Dartz for a couple of weeks now. However, Yugi's soul had been offered up to a monster, the Great Leviathan, to help destroy all life. So, Joey was stuck with the Pharoah, Yami, who had taken up temporary residence in Yugi's body until Yugi was saved.

"It's not long until we reach Reno, Nevada, Joey," Yami said, drinking a soda on board Rebecca Hawkins' RV. Young Rebecca, a dueling prodigy in the game of Duel Monsters, and her grandfather, world-renowned archaeoligist Arthur Hawkins, had offered up a hand in saving Yugi. "So, Joey, we're about to stop for gas. Unfortunately, we're out of money, so we'll have to resort to buying it with collective money," Rebecca said. Yami and Joey reached for their wallets, but to their surprise...

They had nothing.

"Uh oh, I'm out of money." "Me too, Yami, me too," Joey added. "Well, that's ok. We have more than enough, right Tristan?" Tea commented. "Yeah, Tea," Tristan pulled out his wallet. He and Tea handed the money to Rebecca, while Joey and Yami looked out the window of the RV in thought. Suddenly, the two looked at a sign not but across the street from the gas station they just parked at.

"Open Mic Night

Win $350"

Yami looked to Joey. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Joey?" The Pharoah asked his compatriot. "Yeah, but how are we gonna find a bag of potatoes at this hour?" (A/N: Yes, I used to watch Pinky & The Brain. :P) "Forget the potatoes, Joey, I have a plan..."

Author's Note: Short but Juicy, eh? Well, it'll get even better. Just review, and I'll share some juicy funny in here.